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i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier at 350% speed and i got to thinking

what if the reason nobody in the pokemon world has any good teams is because its considered a dick move to have a proper team comp

like culturally everyone is like “haha pick the pokemon you want! if you’re happy with three geodudes, thats you and your life!” and then you’re supposed to just have a friendly battle with any other pokemon trainers and whatever pokemon they just happen to have

like the average trainer is probably just walking around with a growlithe because that’s their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes because the geodudes help him with hiking. and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet, you’re supposed to have a friendly battle but nothing too serious

now imagine the 10 year old kid that has six pokeballs on their belt comes up. you’re like “haha, we’ll have a friendly battle!” and you throw out your geodude 

and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it one-shots your geodude 

and then you throw out your pidgey you have because the pidgey helps you navigate mountains because you’re a hiker

and then electricity crackles around the gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey 

so you’re down to your last pokemon. you tell them you’re gonna send out your bulbasaur. the ten year old is like “oh okay in that case i’m gonna pull out my vulpix.” like not only is this kid walking around with an amped-up super dragon, but theyve also got multiple pokemon specifically for making type advantage counter-picks?

this kid’s a fucking asshole! really, kid? what are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly match between strangers for fun! why are you composing real-ass competitive teams? what a fucker! 

i mean if you look at how npc’s talk about their pokemon, they’re service animals mostly. some of them are just pets. apparently they really enjoy sparring, so you let them battle other people’s pokemon for socialization, it’s like going to the dog park.

hell yes i’d be mad if i took my chronic pain support chow-chow to the dog park and some asshole with four rottweilers and a husky was like SIC EM THUNDERNUTS even if my dog enjoyed the tussle at first.

look, kid, the paras helps me weed the garden. it’s not a special forces attack paras. it’s just a bug that eats dandelions. please calm down.

This is precisely why Cooltrainers are exiled to the mountains
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The red button on espeon’s head is for recording secrets!
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you know when youre playing pokeman and you walk up to a pokemon to talk to it and you already know its only gonna say like… gryaaah… but u do it anyway
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Dating in the Pokémon World

With Valentine’s Day approaching, I thought it would be fun to look at how Pokémon would tackle the dating world. This would make getting those max IV Pokémon a lot more complicated!

Full image version

THAT LAST ONE
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just had a dream where there was a baby evolution of koffing called puffle and it looked like this and also it was a nightmare and im pretty sure i died at the end of it
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HONESTLY

L

She says that to the player regardless of gender. Y’all are fucking reaching.

The characters you play as are literally 10-11. STOP.

a child being not straight isn’t inherently sexual you fucking weirdo lmfao. 

I would have been over the fucking moon as a child if I had a pokemon game that had a not straight character like her. So fuck off if you think bisexuality or homosexuality is inherently sexual.
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Finally, a full team of plant girls

It’s like a classic magical girl team. Bellossom the chipper happy-go-lucky leader and newbie, Roserade the Bifauxnen charmer, Lilligant the ditzy powerhouse, Florges the elegant lady, Lurantis the quirky nerd, and Tsareena the tsundere rival-turned-ally. I’d watch the hell out of that show.
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Weelee!

Weelee…

Weelee…..

WEELEE

AMAZING :D

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