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kidzbopdeathgrips:

apparently a Tetris battle royale came out, and in addition to that just being funny on its own, we’ve also got twitch streamers getting pwned by like, retirees who have been playing tetris for the last three and a half decades

they’re getting blown up live by people with handles like ‘eileen’ and ‘lovemykids72’

That is so incredible. Thank you for this news.
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pyrlspite:

honestly a big indicator of a good game for me is the ability to just chill in it. if you can enjoy yourself just stopping to take in the scenery and listen to the music and ambience, or hanging out on the title screen, or ignoring the main gameplay to go off and screw around picking flowers, or even just mousing over all the menu options for the tactile feedback, chances are it’s a good fucking game
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biggaybunny:

Early video game designer: Okay, we’re just about done with this level

Video game designer’s manager: Great! Did you figure out what to put at the end?

designer: Yeah, we put this tough, nasty, mean, ugly monster that the player has to beat. We made sure killing the monster feels as rewarding as possible.

manager: Cool! So what’s it called?

designer: The boss.

manager:

manager: why’s it called that
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leafgreen6:

This post singlehandedly made me want to play Red Dead Redemption
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goddesu:

RPG’s be like

I’m offended

I CANT EAT BECAUSE IM LAUGHING TOO HARD

@mastersamson88

Is this the same show with the guy who licks his own poisoned blade & just immediately dies?

Yeah. It’s called Yūsha Yoshihiko, or The Hero Yoshihiko.

Thanks & reblogging answer so others can also look it up.
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legs-are-just-for-show:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

when the game is like “u don’t have enough lock picks for this” and ur like i have a rocket launcher
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mekaspider:

hey i for one am excited that they’ll be bringing back roachie
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lenaoxton:

npc: what are you doing back here?!

shepard, wearing full n7 armor, carrying at least 5 different guns: im a health inspector

npc: oh ok

you, an overworked underpaid minimum wage employee: what are you doing back here?

commander shepard, wearing full N7 armor, carrying at least 5 different guns and shadowed by a scarred turian, a glowing asari, and maybe a gotdamned krogan: im a health inspector

you, who just wants your fucking 15 minute lunch break: oh ok
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trashmage:

Game: Oh hey! I see youre starting a new game! Heres some tutorials/tips to help you on your way! :)

Me, on my 47th replay of said game:

@agent-washingtub

ME
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mgellan:

Npc in Bethany esda game: you should avoid old man mcfuckpiss’ murder cave

OBJECTIVE ADDED: GO TO OLD MAN MCFUCKPISS’ MURDER CAVE
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letmebegaytodd:

Once you realise that a game’s worth is not in its perfection, but in your own enjoyment level, then you’re going to have a lot more fun playing video games
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coredintol71:

>be Elder Scrolls VI

>Story opens

>New game

>Starts at character creation

>Goes to campfire scene

>Old man is near

>“Let me tell you a story…”

>Time rewinds

>Opening scene

>Hands bound

>Back of wagon

>Title appears

>The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

>Todd Howard you did it again
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moonlandingwasfaked:

they reduced samus’ breasts and solid snakes ass. it’s equality.
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mumblytron:

Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god

Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES

#what do you MEAN you’re not open on wednesdays pierre i need to sell you some fuCKIN TURNIPS #see also going to the blacksmith in the middle of the night in the witcher #like how dare you fucking need to sleep i’m gonna meditate RIGHT HERE in front of your anvil (unicorncoalition)
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hornycritical:

hornycritical:

The Triple A game industry has gone to shit so badly that if you advertised your game with bullet points that used to come standard two decades ago you’d probably win several game of the year awards.

In fact games are already advertising themselves as “lootbox-free,” so what’s next?

“Our upcoming video game…..is a video game……..with no microtransactions…….it has gameplay and…..you don’t have to pay for save slots and uh…….”

“Fully finished game”

“Single-player mode”
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captainsnoop:

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 
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smokedankmemes:

An elderly woman plays GTA V

OH MY FUCKING GOD

(( IT’S EVEN BETTER BECAUSE SHE’S BRITISH ))

OH. MY. GOD.

Lmao 

Wankers! Wankers! Wankers!
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chefpyro:

skyrim guard: now you best not go looking for old man fucks murder cavern

quest added: look for old man fucks murder cavern
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