Mar. 28th, 2019

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lolbatty:

i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol

Pill poppin, penis lovin, satans girl is now how I’m describing myself
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posting selfies on tumblr like
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s/o to my boring girls, we are valid too
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i doodle balance items a lot so i decided to paint some!
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Brie Larson and Samuel L. Jackson in Carpool Karaoke: The Series
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plaid-n-converse:

memeception

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

@caesarianconfection

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

I was getting a political compass vibe too

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

This works better than I thought it would.
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every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough

Every culture also makes a sword. If they got metal they make a sword, if they don’t have metal they take obsidian or shark teeth or whatever it is that they’ve got and they make that into a sword.

Coincidence? I think not.

Things we’ve figured out, humans, regardless of time and/or place will figure out how to do the following.

-troll other humans.

-do bawdy and/or WTF graffiti and jokes.

-doodle on their schoolwork.

-fry sweet dough.

-seperate the people who make knives and large knives for a living.

-have some kind of cooked dough that’s not baked filled with food.

-above but but baked.

-make caricatures of the human form for laughs and/or self-pleasure.

-make jokes at our own mortality.

-make something resembling a large knife.

-somehow domesticate apex predators and their prey, and possibly get domesticated in return.

-put something sharp on a stick.

-make a high energy food bar.

-make a dense form of bread that doesnt really go bad.

-somehow invent alcohol.

-find things other than alcohol that gets us some kind of high.

-have an axis mundi in our myths.

-continually repeat idiotic mistakes.
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Mar. 28th, 2019 03:27 am
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I’m making voidfish prints! 
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gangler:

Barnes and Nobles is gonna start serving food and alcohol.

Everybody’s cracking jokes about how it’s a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the age of Amazon.

But you know what? Props to them. This is exactly what Blockbuster didn’t do. At no point was Blockbuster like “Hey, movie rentals aren’t the lucrative enterprise they once were. Perhaps it’s time we become known for our cheesy garlic bread.”

Okay but…if someone wants to take me on a date to a Barnes and noble and get me dinner and a drink and then let me peruse the stacks like I’m not saying no. A sandwich, a beer, and 2-5 books on various topics I hope I’ll someday read about? Good night.
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How nice to have a helper

Как хорошо, когда есть помощник

Wow. Yes. Indeed.

Those kitties working so hard

👏🏼💖
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My favorite line in Sense and Sensibility (the book, not the film) occurs when Elinor is forced into conversation with this arrogant shithead guy at a party who does nothing but talk himself up and sound like an idiot and Austen writes:

Elinor agreed to it all, for she did not think he deserved the compliment of rational opposition.

OMG. It’s 2019 and this is still such a fucking mood.
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TIL the Dr who popularised the idea of “Alpha” and “Beta” members of wolf packs has spent the rest of his career trying to convince everyone he was wrong.

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fucking wild, never knew the idea of alphas and betas was popualrised by Dr Who

I legitimately thought this post was saying that someone discovered a Doctor Who A/B/O fic that pre-dated the SPN fandom.
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me at four in the afternoon watching a 2hr video essay tearing apart a movie that i’ve never seen
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idolsandhollywood replied to your post “7. What’s the last thing you read that made you cry? (please and…”

You should read New Game + Sooo good!

Ooooh, I’ve got it bookmarked now :D 194k, daaaang
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shelesbianism:

This is without a doubt the funniest description of the joker I’ve ever seen

this is an excerpt from my resume
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collegehumor:

Nice

Is that in America? Because in the UK The NOW series passed 100 in 2018.
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tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet

i hate how fucking funny these are fghjdjskal
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