gravityeyelids | Mar. 27th, 2019

Mar. 27th, 2019

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adhdanxietytips:

teashoesandhair:

If you think you’ve hit rock bottom, just remember that my bank once froze my accounts because I bought a healthy ready meal at my local supermarket and they classed it an ‘uncharacteristic purchase’

IM DYING
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periegesisvoid:

Your social justice should be founded on love for others, not on a desire to be the most visibly enlightened.
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it’s true and you SHOULD SAY IT

fiction is a mirror and a window. people have become so obsessed with it being a mirror that they’ve forgotten it can just be an escape.
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davidlieberman:

davidlieberman:

davidlieberman:

honestly… like…. its okay to want to live and its okay to be enthusiastic about things

i think we occasionally trick ourselves into the belief that it is more ideologically correct to be miserable or feel doomed but the truth is… its not. there is no morality involved. you dont have to ask permission or have extenuating circumstances to be allowed to feel joy.

especially as marginalized people i think we lure ourselves into the security of despair. and im not saying there arent things to feel despondent or hopeless about, because there are certainly many. still, anyone who would prefer you remain miserable, anyone who would treat your success or happiness as ideologically impure.. may be struggling, but they do not have your best interests in mind.

treating hope as frivolity is a habit many of us are prone to but not something we should gain as part of our political belief systems. just in general, you are under no moral obligation to prolong your own suffering
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apparently, evangelical cartoonist Jack Chick passed away last night

let us remember him by taking a moment to laugh once again at this classic

I love Death Note
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grandpacoree:

sometimes the best place to be is right where you stand.
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unboy:

my cat: screaming, yowling, circling me as i use the can opener on a can of bean

me:
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hayaomiyazaki:

Jo Byeong-man and Kang Kye-yeol, married 76 years, in MY LOVE, DON’T CROSS THAT RIVER (2013) dir. Jin Mo-young
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random-stuff-thrown-into-a-pot:

perkistani:

i was so worried in the beginning fdshdskj
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nurseleone:

i think ppl would be a lot happier and better-adjusted on here if they realized that being online on a website is like being in any other casual public space full of people. if u walk into walmart u dont immediately think to yourself “i have to be friends with everyone in this walmart and if not everyone likes me i’m a failure” and u really shouldn’t feel that way online either. likewise if there’s a guy in the walmart parking lot shouting obscenities u probably wouldn’t answer him and that’s literally an exact equivalent to some of the weird stuff that people on here seem to feel they’re obligated to respond to.
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swordlesbianism:
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fuzzytheduck:

starlightomatic:

is the gender-neutral term for chatan/kallah challah?

Standing under the chupah with tears of joy in my eyes: let’s get this bread…
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raymondoart:

Smol mage looking for a tank 👌

Please be sure to keep your mage protected in your party, they are not as sturdy as your typical tanks!
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feynites:

venterry:

me, starting a new game: i’m gonna be evil this time

me, 5 minutes into said game: Being Mean Is Not Nice

me, after failing to be evil: i’m gonna look up the youtube videos of that playthrough instead

me, looking at the videos: i can’t watch this
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agetwellcard:

coming soon: the duolingo owl will break into your home at night and beat the shit out of you if you don’t know the word for potato in french
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boringangel:

🗣🗣🗣
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cincosechzehn:

romanticize getting older
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crooked-fingers:

crooked-fingers:

crooked-fingers:

crooked-fingers:

dawnstar137:

crooked-fingers:

I’ve been scamming the Dominos app promotion where you take a picture of any pizza for free points. For three weeks in row, not only has their shitty camera always interpreted any photo of my cat as pizza, I always tell them it was “the worst I’ve ever had” and “made at home”.

Excuse me @crooked-fingers may i see a picture of your cat plz? This sounds genuinely awesome.

And I just love cats

Here he is, the Pizza Boy

And so it continues

Mmmm, another week, another delicious pizza.

That’s all, folks. Six cat pictures within six weeks, and for a total of 60 Dominos points, redeemable for a medium 2-topping pizza of my choosing. I will be getting pepperoni and chicken, mine and Charlie’s respective favorites. He will be given many tiny pieces of chicken for being a perfect little model pizza boy, and also for aiding me in tricking a multimillion dollar company into giving me free food. Thanks for giving him the love and attention you all have given this post! He’s gonna try to stay humble.
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phle-botomy:

bless the people who make those youtube videos on how to do simple tasks and fix stuff. not for fame, not for money. just “here’s how to use wall spackle”, here’s how to clean and maintain a vacuum cleaner. having trouble with some assembly instructions? they’ve got you covered. no shame, no ‘just figure it out’. irl angels.
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Sick & can’t sleep but I’m so tired
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:D
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sarcasminc:

badjokesbyjeff:

Sir, you’ve got a very rare disease

Me: “How rare?”

Doctor: “You pick the name”
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guzarnewala:

men who can’t maintain platonic friendships w women can’t be trusted lol
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closet-keys:

I hate that Tumblr doesn’t include timestamps on posts, because it not only perpetuates misinformation in the form of wildly outdated news being passed off as current, but it also means that none of us are ever allowed to move past posts we made years ago as long as one single person decides to find and reblog it and get the notes started back up again, leading people to assume we wrote it yesterday.
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monsterijo:

Miyavi (Takamasa Ishihara)

Interview Magazine December 2014/January 2015

Photographed by Robbie Fimmano

Styled by Sarah Ellison-Prat
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lone-star-multiple-moons:

look at this baby telling his momma about his day at school while they walk home
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ruffboijuliaburnsides:

kaylizle:

crashjandicoot:

the mcelroys look like the least compatible people in the world based on just their appearances alone and it’s the funniest fucking thing to me

like, who knew that some elusive cool uncle who’s probably a trickster god sporting a hawaiian shirt, a goth cowboy who just stepped from a starbucks and is probably keeping the secrets of magic from the public, and an assistant regional manager for Staples who only owns clothes in beige are a) related and b) rule the Internet as reigning funnymen with a less-than-benevolent fist

ok this picture is an important addition that everyone should see.
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autasticanna:

Hey, human rights activists, looking for something to rage about?

Because Betsy devos is trying to kill the Special Olympics!

She’s also proposing taking:

- 51 million dollars from programs to help autistic people

- 7.5 million from the institute of the blind

- 5 million from resources to get books for blind children

Betsy devos is a cartoonishly awful monster of a person and it’s clear that she is out to get the disabled community. Don’t leave us out of your activism. Don’t leave us to fight this on our own.

And for the love of god vote Democrat in 2020
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pangur-and-grim:

rainaramsay:

pangur-and-grim:

pressed against the heating vent with TWO big pillows

Y’know… the longer I live in this world, the more I think cats have it figured out, man. I’m an adult with my own house, in charge of my own schedule, with an afternoon off, and am I going to spend it on top of two big pillows in front of a heating vent? No, I’m not, and why? Because I am not as wise as a friggin cat.

fellas, this is your intellectual aspiration
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thechaotictrickster:

kolbye:

boushi–adams:

Jesus said good morning kings let’s get this bread

This bitch in da grave

Yeast
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smallest-feeblest-boggart:

breathinginthecoke:

tonystarkisbiconic:

I think my favourite part of the Thor trilogy is how at the end of dark world we saw this

And we all just went “OH SHIT!!! LOKI’S KING!!! EVERYONE’S FUCKED!!!” But then Ragnarok rolled around and it turns out all he does is

Watch plays of himself and

Build big statues like hot damn the avengers really wasted a whole movie tryna stop this bitch when they could have just written him a play and built him a statue and he would’ve been satisfied

He also built rails on the bridge so people would stop falling off of it.

All the man wants is some entertainment and basic safety.

he financed the arts and public infrastructure
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