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sashibunbun:
sindri42:
doctormywife:
every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough
Every culture also makes a sword. If they got metal they make a sword, if they don’t have metal they take obsidian or shark teeth or whatever it is that they’ve got and they make that into a sword.
Coincidence? I think not.
Things we’ve figured out, humans, regardless of time and/or place will figure out how to do the following.
-troll other humans.
-do bawdy and/or WTF graffiti and jokes.
-doodle on their schoolwork.
-fry sweet dough.
-seperate the people who make knives and large knives for a living.
-have some kind of cooked dough that’s not baked filled with food.
-above but but baked.
-make caricatures of the human form for laughs and/or self-pleasure.
-make jokes at our own mortality.
-make something resembling a large knife.
-somehow domesticate apex predators and their prey, and possibly get domesticated in return.
-put something sharp on a stick.
-make a high energy food bar.
-make a dense form of bread that doesnt really go bad.
-somehow invent alcohol.
-find things other than alcohol that gets us some kind of high.
-have an axis mundi in our myths.
-continually repeat idiotic mistakes.
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sashibunbun:
sindri42:
doctormywife:
every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough
Every culture also makes a sword. If they got metal they make a sword, if they don’t have metal they take obsidian or shark teeth or whatever it is that they’ve got and they make that into a sword.
Coincidence? I think not.
Things we’ve figured out, humans, regardless of time and/or place will figure out how to do the following.
-troll other humans.
-do bawdy and/or WTF graffiti and jokes.
-doodle on their schoolwork.
-fry sweet dough.
-seperate the people who make knives and large knives for a living.
-have some kind of cooked dough that’s not baked filled with food.
-above but but baked.
-make caricatures of the human form for laughs and/or self-pleasure.
-make jokes at our own mortality.
-make something resembling a large knife.
-somehow domesticate apex predators and their prey, and possibly get domesticated in return.
-put something sharp on a stick.
-make a high energy food bar.
-make a dense form of bread that doesnt really go bad.
-somehow invent alcohol.
-find things other than alcohol that gets us some kind of high.
-have an axis mundi in our myths.
-continually repeat idiotic mistakes.
(Your picture was not posted)
