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Mar. 17th, 2019
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musterni-illustrates:
musterni-illustrates:
having love in your heart will literally save you from the otherwise cataclysmic experience of being a human being
i know what i said u pessimistic bastards and i stand by it!!!!
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musterni-illustrates:
musterni-illustrates:
having love in your heart will literally save you from the otherwise cataclysmic experience of being a human being
i know what i said u pessimistic bastards and i stand by it!!!!
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catsbeaversandducks: “I don’t know when
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catsbeaversandducks:
“I don’t know when I decided my cats talk like Victorian orphans but I’m liking it.”
By Hannah Hillam
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catsbeaversandducks:
“I don’t know when I decided my cats talk like Victorian orphans but I’m liking it.”
By Hannah Hillam
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super-saiyan-princess:
This is the most gothic date idea I’ve ever seen
@everoutoftouch
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super-saiyan-princess:
This is the most gothic date idea I’ve ever seen
@everoutoftouch
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ms-demeanor:
princeguinevere:
badjokesbyjeff:
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him “Father.”
The second Catholic woman chirps, “Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “Your Grace.”
The third Catholic woman says smugly, “Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “Your Eminence.”
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her a subtle “Well…?”
She replies, “My son is a charismatic, 6'2”, hard-bodied male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “My God.”
change your url op
My science teacher told this joke when I was in the 8th grade.
I.
I may have made the mistake of re-telling the joke to my catholic godparents without realizing that they wouldn’t find it as amusing as I had.
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ms-demeanor:
princeguinevere:
badjokesbyjeff:
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him “Father.”
The second Catholic woman chirps, “Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “Your Grace.”
The third Catholic woman says smugly, “Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “Your Eminence.”
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her a subtle “Well…?”
She replies, “My son is a charismatic, 6'2”, hard-bodied male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “My God.”
change your url op
My science teacher told this joke when I was in the 8th grade.
I.
I may have made the mistake of re-telling the joke to my catholic godparents without realizing that they wouldn’t find it as amusing as I had.
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dungeons-n-dragon-age:
Learning about the Ides of March in middle school was so surreal for me because it’s my birthday, so when the teacher started talking about March 15th and Caesar’s murder, everyone who knew my birthday gave me the side eye like I was the one who stabbed him, so I was sitting there like
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dungeons-n-dragon-age:
Learning about the Ides of March in middle school was so surreal for me because it’s my birthday, so when the teacher started talking about March 15th and Caesar’s murder, everyone who knew my birthday gave me the side eye like I was the one who stabbed him, so I was sitting there like
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masterpost of fish names i really like
Mar. 17th, 2019 09:04 pmvia https://ift.tt/2CoCLtI
ajaybird27:
reinhardt-ass:
iguanamouth:
hugh–jassmann:
elasticitymudflap:
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ajaybird27:
reinhardt-ass:
iguanamouth:
hugh–jassmann:
elasticitymudflap:
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dutchster:
tastefullyoffensive:
My kind of party. (via _cooper)
Wait! there’s more!
this is the best thing ever
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dutchster:
tastefullyoffensive:
My kind of party. (via _cooper)
Wait! there’s more!
this is the best thing ever
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biggay-hatemachine:
i found an ecology meme page on facebook so here are some highlights
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biggay-hatemachine:
i found an ecology meme page on facebook so here are some highlights
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