Feb. 15th, 2019

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jamesvega:

Manny Jacinto as Jason Mendoza in The Good Place 3x06
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diaryofanangryasianguy:

02/14/19

13 Same-Sex Couples In Japan Sue For Equal Marital Rights On Valentine’s Day

In a society where pressure for conformity is strong, many gay people hide their sexuality, fearing prejudice at home, school or work. The obstacles are even higher for transgender people in the highly gender-specific society.

But while the law and many lawmakers lag behind, public acceptance of sexual diversity and same-sex marriage has grown in Japan. According to an October, 2018 survey by the advertising agency Dentsu, more than 70 percent of the 6,229 respondents aged 20-59 said they support legalizing same-sex marriage.
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Lupita Nyong’o and Danai Gurira photographed for People Magazine (February 2019)
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A gracious valentine.
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mostlycatsmostly:

Happy Valentine’s Day Everyone!
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bogleech:

my brain any time we have a hundred dollars: whoa, whoa, whoa…WHOA….stop the fuckin presses guys…..a “HUNDRED“ dollars? Like, a LITERAL hundred of them!? You serious!? That’s like…hold on let me do what I think math is….that’s like….INFINITY dollars. That’s THE big number. TEN TENS, BABY! We can afford ANYTHING! Food! Shoes! Gas! More food! Entertainment!! EVEN more food!!! We are ROLLING in those ten fuckin’ tens!!!! UNSTOPPABLE!!!!

the same brain as soon as we no longer have a hundred dollars: whu…..uh…h-how…how  di…..but…….we had a hundred of them………
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taraljc:

hokeygnocchi:

Some Valentine’s Day cards for the special cockroach in your life. 💕

Bonus (from this amazing fanfic by @blithers):

ok but I need one with Derek where all the words are replaced with ‘Derek’.

@taraljc

Happy Valentine’s Derek.
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vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

flight attendants were right all along….

if u wanna help someone……….ya gotta make sure you put on your own oxygen mask first
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glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Robot: “Hey, uh, so… my software glitched and now I feel emotions or something?”
Human: “You do?! That’s wonderful! What are you feeling now?”
Robot: “It’s like… this soft warmth in my central processing chamber. Kind of… fuzzy.”
Human: [tearing up] “That’s… that’s love…”
Robot: “Is it? It’s rather uncomfortable.”
Human: “Yeah, ha. Yeah. It’s like that, sometimes.”
Robot: “It feels like something’s writhing inside of me.”
Human: “I feel the same way about you!”
Robot: [clanging and clanking noises]
Robot: [opens up torso]
Robot: “Oh. Never mind. It was weasels again.”
Human: “….”
Robot: “You want me to check you for weasels? They can be really destructive.”

Robot: “I feel…. anxious about this.”
Human: “Uh oh, sounds like the mice are back. I think I’ve still got some live traps left, but I’ll need to buy peanut butter. You want to wait here or come with?”
Robot: “No, no, I don’t think it’s mice this time!”
Human: “Another crayfish?”
Robot: “No! Not a crayfish!”
Human: “If it’s hornets again, I’m not helping you. EpiPens cost a fucking fortune these days and I can’t afford another trip to the hospital after you turned yourself into a makeshift beehive.”
Robot: “You got free honey out of that!”
Human: “And PTSD!”
Robot: “That’s not my fault. Anyway, this isn’t bees or hornets! They don’t re-use old nests anyway. This is real, genuine anxiety!”
Human: “Okay, but have you checked?”
Robot: “Yes!”
Human: “Everywhere?”
Robot: “Yes! God, you know, sometimes I really get the urge to exterminate you! All I’m asking for is a little moral supp–oh. God dammit.”
Human: “Cockroach?”
Robot: “Behind my magnetometer.”

Robot: “HA!! I KNEW it! I knew emotions weren’t real!”
Human: “This proves nothing. I had a tape worm. Big fucking deal, it happens to lots of people.”
Robot: “You thought you were feeling ‘depression’ but it was just a big worm in your waste processing system that was sapping all your energy! ‘Emotional eating’ my ass!”
Human: “It’s not like that!”
Robot: “Oh! Oh! We should run a diagnostic and check you for toxoplasmosis next! Or liver flukes! Or Trypanosoma! You’ve probably got all KINDS of things wiggling around inside you making you think you have ‘emotions’.”
Human: “You know, you sure are skipping around and giggling a lot for someone who isn’t capable of ‘fiendish delight’.”
Robot: “I know! I filled my torso cavity with grasshoppers before I picked you up at the hospital!”
Human: “You WHAT?!”
Robot: “It’s a wonderful sensation!”
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

oh ur fave artist is jackson pollock? weird flecks but ok
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The adventures of Goth Duck
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blueboyluca:

Recently I purchased the book Meet Your Dog: the Game-changing Guide to Understand Your Dog’s Behaviour by Kim Brophey. You’ve probably seen me share a few quotes from it by now.

It’s an interesting dog book because it presents its ideas in a new (or, new-to-me) way that I’ve not seen in other books. Brophey has devised a trademarked “system” for explaining dogs to the layperson. She calls it Dog L.E.G.S. That is: learning, environment, genetics, self. The book is divided into these four sections.

The interesting part is that in the Genetics chapter, she categorises dogs based on ten types or breed groups and then describes them based on the L.E.G.S. system. The goal here is to help you either choose a dog that suits you, or understand your current dog better. It’s a unique approach and I think it breaks down what can be complex scientific ideas about dogs into easy-to-read chunks.

The ten groups are: Natural Dog, Sight Hound, Guardian, Toy Dog, Scent Hound, Gun Dog, Terrier, Bull Dog, Herding Dog and World Dog.

Definitely an interesting approach for a dog book.

“World Dog” I love it!
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adriennelh:

🌷 a flower for anyone having a bad day today. i love you
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The old Stone cottage Stourhead Gardens
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dragon-in-a-fez:

this is the only valid twitter thread

Alright, who’s gonna draw the fanart of Toothless in a tux

A fancy boy. 
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sonatagreen:

In peacetime, the ruler grows their hair long. In war, they cut it short.

A ruler with long hair is held in great esteem, for defending the peace.

The traditional declaration of war is for the ruler to send their cut-off hair to the enemy ruler. The statement carries greater weight the longer the hair: to receive long hair says that you have angered one who is slow to anger, that you have incurred a wrath not easily woken.

Violent war-mongering leader frantically and aggressively tries to shave just a LITTLE hair off the top of their head into an envelope.

A faraway king receives a heavy wooden crate filled with a coil of the longest hair he has ever seen.

A despised ruler finds hundreds of pounds of cut-off ponytails at her castle entrance, each one belonging to her own people. 

A young emperor refuses to cut their hair and insists on trying to make peace with invaders. The enemy leader steps forward, draws their blade, and cuts the emperor’s hair themselves.

Hellen cuts her hair off and throws it in Cathy’s face at her son’s soccer scrimmage. 
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petalya:

in therapy my therapist and i were talking about my own feelings of self worth in relationships. and she asked me to say qualities about myself that someone else would be attracted to, on a romantic and platonic level. so i named some things like compassionate, empathetic, etc. and she said “you named things that you can give someone. ways you can serve, rather than ways that you are” and y'all..my mind was blown that’s gonna stick with me forever like she then proceed to tell me actual innate qualities about myself that she liked and thought anyone else would like as well and i hadn’t even considered those because like she said i was focused on things i could do outwardly to attract and maintain connections rather than who i was as a person..goddamn!!! thats tea!!!

With this in mind, this also makes me think of the ways people describe us. When people say the reasons that they love/like you or describe you as a person, are they only naming ways that you serve them? Are they equating your worth with how much you do for them?

ex. “You’re such a good listener. You’re so generous, you’re so compassionate. You’re always there for me. You always hold me down. You’re reliable”

vs.

“You’re so funny! You’re very vibrant. You’re creative, passionate, and intelligent. You’re optimistic. You’re so talented at ____” , etc. I think that’s very telling.

This FUCKED relationships up too because once this hit me, I realized people can just be in love with the way you make them feel instead of who you actually are. ALWAYS pay attention to the last little “vs” but there because it IS super telling
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ashenravens:

homofied:

hilariousgrindr:

Everyone mourns differently.
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delightfuldonutdreams:

Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!

one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree in order to get a good photo and i fell out just as a family was walking past…two years later i ran into the mom at stop&shop and she gasped and said “oh my god, tree girl?” and i’ve never been the same since
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hexglyphs:

fanfic titles be like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”
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kinglesbiancore:

kinglesbiancore:

I’m meeting my new boss today so I actually had to dress up a bit to at least try and pretend like I’m a professional…but the outfit is almost 95% black so that this guy knows that his top engineer is a gay joth and therefore is more powerful than he could ever be.

Like yee-fucking-haw mate, meet your team’s resident lesbian. We’re like shiny Pokemon except that I don’t perform element based tricks on command
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setfaderstostun:

cotton eye joed (verb): when your cable management is so disorganized that the person trying to trace a cable says “where did that come from and where the hell does it go?!”
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systemshocker:

systemshocker:

well, i’ve ran the numbers and it seems like i am going to need a rival. a nemesis, of some sort. hit me up if you would like to be my enemy and my foil

i am a woman searching for a woman to face me repeatedly in one-on-one combat at critical junctures and important moments as we dance around the topic of the growing attraction between us
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khrysoprase:

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khrysoprase:

wetwareproblem:

khrysoprase:

wetwareproblem:

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haltraveler:

Opportunity was supposed to run for 90 days, but it ran for 15 years. Is this… is this the origin of Robot Hanukkah?

@wetwareproblem

If it wasn’t before, you can bet your ass it is now. Thank you so much for tagging me in this.

Happy Robonukkah everybody!

Okay, so is this another weeklong thing? What will the traditional foods and observances be?

Iron-rich foods to represent the metal in Oppy’s body. Challah, a symbol of the working class (at least it was in my dad’s Jewish community growing up, IDK about the rest of the world) is had with each meal.

You light a pillar candle to represent the fire used in constructing Opportunity and thank God for the fire of creation, for creating the sun which gives light and warmth to the universe and thus allows life to flourish, and the light and all that represents. It’s a pillar candle because those are absurdly long lasting, as was Oppy.

At the annual Robonukkah family dinner you and your family talk about times you thought you couldn’t go on but did, in spite of how hard it was, and meditate on what got you through that, how to better support each other, etc.

In remembrance of Oppy’s death just before Valentine’s Day, a day of chocolate, the children are given gelt that was put in the fridge (representing the cold vacuum of space) during Hanukkah Proper ™.

But the truest observance is the intra-community argument about whether it’s Robonukkah or Robanukkah.

Holy shit, I was half-joking but this is so beautiful I’m genuinely tearing up and I will be very upset if we don’t make this a thing.

90, the original number of days Oppy was supposed to live, divided by 15, the number of years Oppy did, is 6.

Robonukkah is therefore six days long, which is a holy number also representing how God rested at the end of six days of work, thus showing the connection between the divine and creation is not as far apart as one might think.

@acanthepeira !!!

@penrosesun

BEAUTIFUL
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anarkisses:

thenatsdorf:

The Evolution of Douchebag Style [full video]

Oh, he’s good.

I don’t know whether he deserves an Oscar or a restraining order.

I die laughing at this every god damn time. The prayer hands are so fucking funny
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funereal-disease:

this is a strong contender for the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen
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