gravityeyelids | Jan. 20th, 2019

Jan. 20th, 2019

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holly-warbs:

a moment!

Evening sketch 26/09/18.
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pancakeke:

birdantlers:

Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’

can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls
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rvexillology:

Flag of the USA if it were an Oregon donor

from /r/vexillologycirclejerk

Top comment: Goddammit.
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supercalvin:

Literally no one who follows me is going to know what this means, but HBomberguy, a Youtuber known for Video Essays about pop culture and gaming made a promise that he would live stream himself playing Donkey Kong 64, in its entirety (including picking up every single banana) and all money would go to a UK charity for trans youth (Mermaids) and his initial goal was $3,000 and now it’s been 26 hours into the stream and he’s already over $51k. I just need people to know about this https://m.twitch.tv/hbomberguy

Hbomberguy - Twitch
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duckbunny:

ahoardofsides:

gayatthedancingdragon:

misskittystryker:

mad-as-a-marine-biologist:

randomproxy:

donotchoosesidesyet:

jackutter-blog:

Sir Reginald Wiggly

/SCREAMS FOREVER

I see your knitted octopus and raise you a needle-felted squid

A squid knitting…. a squid. As if the octopus squee wasn’t enough.

are they knitting a friend?

@ahoardofsides

AMAZING

@istezada
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yesterdaysprint:

Courtney Dunkel in the Boston Globe, Massachusetts, November 10, 1950
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silentwalrus1:

silentwalrus1:

i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato ass diet for no minimalism. they didn’t do what they did, whatever the fuck it was, for me NOT to fucking eat my bodyweight in sashimi!!! they would be fucking ecstatic to see me making the most of my opportunities for plenty. they would be fucking cheering me on. every lice-covered cossack and illiterate serf and three-toothed yak herder in my lineage is with me in this restaurant, and they are going absolutely apeshit watching me try to fit an entire samosa in my mouth

i love this idea that the ancestors are following modern people around like a rappers yes-man as we eat food #‘fucking superb you funky little descendant’

me, standing in front of the burger king counter like the blithering hunger gibbon i am: i’ll have… uhhh… double whopper with fries. thank you. large please

the 500 mongolian tatar and polish jew ghosts behind me: [ERUPT INTO WILD SCREAMING AND HIGH FIVES]
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gothpeasley:

gothpeasley:

anyone else have the constant urge to say gay rights in response to everything

cookie dough: [turns out well]

me: wow…………gay rights
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beyonception:

jcgreen72:

beyonception:

i just spent 20 minutes in the shower sobbing bc i’m scared of growing up and having to do things on my own i hate myself wtf i’m such a BABY

a) you’re NOT a baby, life is incredibly freaking HARD.

b) i’m 42, my daughter left for college last year, and i am literally learning how to be a a functioning single adult for the first time… (like, i don’t remember to EAT until 10:30 at night, because i’m not like, “oh, hey, it’s dinner time, i need to feed my kid” anymore and i don’t know how to just take care of myself)

c) this website is actually really really helpful

d) hang in there, kiddo

this was very kind, thank you
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copperbadge:

malus-syl-vestris:

angerey-elf:

malus-syl-vestris:

Terrible idea:

Tarot DnD. It’s DnD but you replace the dice with tarot cards and the DM has to interpret the results by symbolism instead of numbers.

Ooh! My friend proposed an idea similar to this. CAH DnD. It’s basically the same concept but instead of tarot cards, you use Cards Against Humanity cards. As she put it:

“Perception check”

“Bees?”

“BEES???”

That sounds absolutely HORRENDOUS, your friend should be very proud

I’m enjoying the idea of CAH tarot.

“What does the future hold for me?”

“A bag of dicks.”
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moldy-junk:

whatisthisidont-even:

vaspider:

prideprejudce:

so i know that fyre festival is now mostly seen as funny meme of rich kids being scammed but please don’t forget that billy mcfarland hired 200+ Bahamian locals to work grueling hours day and night on the island for weeks with completely unrealistic expectations for this festival and in the end abandoned the island and ran home without paying any of them

so in all seriousness, billy mcfarland is a monster needs to like…….go to jail

Fortunately, he did go to jail.

GOOD

The lady in the screenshots is Maryann Rolle and here’s where you can help her out:

Click here to support Exuma Point- Fyre Fest Fiasco organized by Maryann Rolle
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electronicdelusionstarlight:

Harry Potter had a crush on Cho specifically because she was good at Quidditch, and could go toe to toe with him as a seeker. Harry Potter started developing feelings for Ginny after she joined the Quidditch Team, and their first kiss happen as a celebration of winning a important match for the house cup, and she will later become a freaking professional quidditch player.

Harry Potter is into jocks. Harry Potter is into jocks that, specifically, could kick his ass at his favorite sport.

I feel like this is an important thing to know about the guy.
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discoveringnerdum:

lexyeevee:

Please enjoy this comic about my cat, Anise

#cats
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kixaxstyx:

cetaceanhandiwork:

Due to the federal shutdown, & the agencies being unsure that they’ll have funds in February, many states are issuing their February benefits early.

If you get an unexpected credit to your SNAP balance between now and January 20th 2019, it’s not extra money. It’s your February credit, meant to cover February’s food.

Most of the reports on this seem to be from local news, not nationwide outlets, but here’s a Politico article with some general info.

This is true! For my PA followers SNAP benefits are being issued tomorrow, January 18th. Please make sure you budget accordingly!
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gallusrostromegalus:

alithographica:

softestvirgil:

logically-asexual:

logan-exe:

Do you want to watch your YT video while on being different applications or tab? Try this. This will put a stop to those split window viewing days.

Right click twice on the video and select [Picture in picture]. It should bring a popup page of the video that you can move around and rescale. The video stays up when on another application.

It should look like this:

and also this:

Enjoy.

Omg this is the coolest thing.

It even works on mac what the heck

uhhhh WHAT

Amazing for art tutorials! So much easier to follow along.

This will really streamline my ability to do 400 things at once and none of them adequately

oh neato.
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oshun67:

We Exist
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dichenlachmandaily:

Full Bello Mag photoshoot with Dichen Lachman (via)
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arofluid:

*packs all my stuffed animals in my bag* i’m ready to go
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fandomsandfeminism:

earthshaker1217:

garrettauthor:

garrettauthor:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

wintergrey:

garrettbrobinson:

I got real petty over on the Facebook page and IT WAS GLORIOUS.

This is me, going to check out Legendary Books now…

Publisher: We think that the way the fantasy genre treats women is problematic so we’re going to try and do better

A Fool: If you don’t like it why don’t you make your own!

Publisher: That

That is literally what we just said we are doing

GUESS WHO’S BACK, BIGOTED FUCKWADS?

BOY it feels good to be back in this particular saddle!

AHAHAHAHAHA we have a winner for today!

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ahahahahahahahahshshshs
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hannysds:

I don’t know why this image exists but it does and we just have to deal with it
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thenightling:
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tornsymbiote:

x-deer-teeth-x:

do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? or if their limbs were just slightly too long? or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It

stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!
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just-odradek:

shinydragonite92:

whyyoustabbedme:

They broke him. They broke that baby’s spirit. 😢

What’s sad about this is the government isn’t taking into account what these families go through!It might’ve only been 2 months but he is physically disengaged with his dad,does not know what is happening,why it’s happening, and he’ll be stuck with those feelings/memories forever!

Shits so fucked man. That poor baby. I’m literally sick.

I want everyone to read this:

The last names Che, Pop and Coc are indigenous and these people are indigenous to the Americas. FUCK your nation states and borders. They have every right to move across this continent. The colonists have been pulling this bullshit on indigenous people for more than half a millennia already. Enough. This broken child they finally returned to his dad? The last in a long long line, victim of just the latest administration.
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dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING
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nippon-com:

Japan’s vast assortment of mascots all share a similar problem.

Via @GorillaGorillax
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afro-elf:

megachurch pastors: i will see you all in heaven!

God:
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plaidos:

plaidos:

Do you like spiting transphobes, raising money for charity and/or bananas?

YouTube personality Hbomberguy is doing a charity stream of Donkey Kong 64 to raise money for the UK charity Mermaids, which aims to help transgender youth and their families to be safer and happier.

The stream is a response to Father Ted and IT Crowd writer Graham Linehan, a TERF who used his twitter following in an attempt to cut funding for Mermaids.

So far, Hbomberguy has smashed his original goal of $69,420 (lol) but he isn’t going to stop playing Donkey Kong 64 until he finishes it in its entirety, which could take who-knows-how-long.

Come support the stream here!

ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ, CONGRESSWOMAN FOR THE BRONX & QUEENS IS CURRENTLY ON THE STREAM WITH HBOMBERGUY AND SHE SAID TRANS RIGHTS
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