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glumshoe:
verytiredtorin:
glumshoe:
“You are what you eat,” said The Blue Fairy, unwisely.
Pinnocchio turned sly eyes upon the elementary school.
Op do you take constructive criticism
Sure. Name one way I could have improved my two-sentence horror fanfic.
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glumshoe:
verytiredtorin:
glumshoe:
“You are what you eat,” said The Blue Fairy, unwisely.
Pinnocchio turned sly eyes upon the elementary school.
Op do you take constructive criticism
Sure. Name one way I could have improved my two-sentence horror fanfic.
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drewbertcorgi:
Breaking News: Marshmallow paws are scientifically confirmed to be 100% CHONK but have 0% reach.
Also y’all gonna have to turn on the sound to hear puppy Drewbert’s tragic grumbling because he can’t reach his chew that’s literally 4 inches away from him.
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drewbertcorgi:
Breaking News: Marshmallow paws are scientifically confirmed to be 100% CHONK but have 0% reach.
Also y’all gonna have to turn on the sound to hear puppy Drewbert’s tragic grumbling because he can’t reach his chew that’s literally 4 inches away from him.
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trekual-innuendos:
Complimenting an artistic friend’s work
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trekual-innuendos:
Complimenting an artistic friend’s work
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the-exercist:
rationalfears:
angelblaze2012:
Burger = A burger.
Cheese burger = There is a version of a burger that has cheese. It’s not a statement that all burgers have cheese, but that 1 variation of a burger has cheese.
Masculinity = Masculinity
Toxic Masculinity = There is a version of masculinity that is toxic. It is not a statement that all masculinity is toxic, but that 1 variation of masculinity is toxic.
What part of masculinity isn’t toxic?
A huge, important amount.
It isn’t toxic to be confident, strong, assertive or loyal. It isn’t toxic to be physically active or to earn a solid living by working hard. It isn’t toxic to protect the people around you or to work with your hands or to feel proud of your accomplishments. These are all elements of traditional masculinity and they aren’t inherently bad.
It does no one any good to sit here and mock masculinity, as though it were something the people should ashamed of embracing. Should anyone feel pressured to adhere solely to masculine elements in their life? Of course not. That’s where toxic masculinity comes in. But that’s different from masculinity itself.
Don’t throw out the whole burger just because you don’t like the cheese.
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the-exercist:
rationalfears:
angelblaze2012:
Burger = A burger.
Cheese burger = There is a version of a burger that has cheese. It’s not a statement that all burgers have cheese, but that 1 variation of a burger has cheese.
Masculinity = Masculinity
Toxic Masculinity = There is a version of masculinity that is toxic. It is not a statement that all masculinity is toxic, but that 1 variation of masculinity is toxic.
What part of masculinity isn’t toxic?
A huge, important amount.
It isn’t toxic to be confident, strong, assertive or loyal. It isn’t toxic to be physically active or to earn a solid living by working hard. It isn’t toxic to protect the people around you or to work with your hands or to feel proud of your accomplishments. These are all elements of traditional masculinity and they aren’t inherently bad.
It does no one any good to sit here and mock masculinity, as though it were something the people should ashamed of embracing. Should anyone feel pressured to adhere solely to masculine elements in their life? Of course not. That’s where toxic masculinity comes in. But that’s different from masculinity itself.
Don’t throw out the whole burger just because you don’t like the cheese.
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arctic-hands: urokuzu-chan:
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arctic-hands:
urokuzu-chan:
たった20秒の短いお散歩
（´・ω・｀）
#猫好き https://t.co/1IYsaF57tm
Someone had an adventure
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arctic-hands:
urokuzu-chan:
たった20秒の短いお散歩
（´・ω・｀）
#猫好き https://t.co/1IYsaF57tm
Someone had an adventure
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riskovbeingfree:
meowmita:
onlineraccoon:
Why are John Mulaney and Anna so cute?
Get you a man who looks at you like John Mulaney looks at his wife 👌
<3
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riskovbeingfree:
meowmita:
onlineraccoon:
Why are John Mulaney and Anna so cute?
Get you a man who looks at you like John Mulaney looks at his wife 👌
<3
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rocktheholygrail:
teddanson: #TheGoodPlace Cell Block Tango
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rocktheholygrail:
teddanson: #TheGoodPlace Cell Block Tango
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prokopetz:
More Dungeons & Dragons courtroom drama adventure seeds:
The Sword of Evil’s Bane has been claimed by multiple Chosen Ones, each citing equally plausible but mutually exclusive interpretations of the relevant prophecy
A family haunted by an evil ghost that’s sworn to bedevil them unto the tenth generation have gone through an acrimonious divorce, and are now embroiled in a bitter custody dispute over the ghost – each side of the family wants the other to take it!
A farmer is suing a tree for property damage caused by the tree’s roots; the tree argues that, as the damage occurred prior to its awakening by an itinerant druid, it cannot be held responsible, while the farmer cites an obscure local case in which an axe was convicted of murder as precedent that sapience is immaterial to culpability
The tomb guardians of the Once and Future King Who Abides in Deathless Slumber Beneath the Mountain’s Roots Until His People’s Hour of Need Calls Him Once Again have filed trespassing and noise complaints against a dwarven mining operation; the dwarves argue that, as the Once and Future Etc. is clearly dead, he has no legitimate claim, while the tomb guardians insist he’s just resting
Through a series of unlikely misadventures, a kind-hearted but unlucky peasant has promised her firstborn child to two witches, three demon lords and a pixie; subsequent claimants grant that the earliest bargain must take precedence, but demand alternative relief on the grounds that the peasant entered into the additional bargains in bad faith, while the peasant asserts that none of the bargains stipulated that access to the child would be exclusive
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prokopetz:
More Dungeons & Dragons courtroom drama adventure seeds:
The Sword of Evil’s Bane has been claimed by multiple Chosen Ones, each citing equally plausible but mutually exclusive interpretations of the relevant prophecy
A family haunted by an evil ghost that’s sworn to bedevil them unto the tenth generation have gone through an acrimonious divorce, and are now embroiled in a bitter custody dispute over the ghost – each side of the family wants the other to take it!
A farmer is suing a tree for property damage caused by the tree’s roots; the tree argues that, as the damage occurred prior to its awakening by an itinerant druid, it cannot be held responsible, while the farmer cites an obscure local case in which an axe was convicted of murder as precedent that sapience is immaterial to culpability
The tomb guardians of the Once and Future King Who Abides in Deathless Slumber Beneath the Mountain’s Roots Until His People’s Hour of Need Calls Him Once Again have filed trespassing and noise complaints against a dwarven mining operation; the dwarves argue that, as the Once and Future Etc. is clearly dead, he has no legitimate claim, while the tomb guardians insist he’s just resting
Through a series of unlikely misadventures, a kind-hearted but unlucky peasant has promised her firstborn child to two witches, three demon lords and a pixie; subsequent claimants grant that the earliest bargain must take precedence, but demand alternative relief on the grounds that the peasant entered into the additional bargains in bad faith, while the peasant asserts that none of the bargains stipulated that access to the child would be exclusive
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intrepid-inkweaver:
thefemaleofspecies:
Facebook ads : Here is an advertisement about 15% sale on fancy boots which ou were JUST thinking of buying yesterday and HERE is an advertisement about fancy curtains bc you were talking to your friend on your phone about you you need to replace your old ones :)
Tumblr Ads : INVEST TODAY IN IGLOOS IN ANTRACTICA AND GET A PARKA FREE !! THESE Slugs ARE for you !! Buy them !! AMAZING ideas about things you can do with your old contact lenses after retirement !! Do you have an itch on your left nipple ?? HERE are some rare herbs available in russia which can INSTANTLY cure it !!
I can’t make this shit up. Honestly thought that the ad was a part of the post at first.
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intrepid-inkweaver:
thefemaleofspecies:
Facebook ads : Here is an advertisement about 15% sale on fancy boots which ou were JUST thinking of buying yesterday and HERE is an advertisement about fancy curtains bc you were talking to your friend on your phone about you you need to replace your old ones :)
Tumblr Ads : INVEST TODAY IN IGLOOS IN ANTRACTICA AND GET A PARKA FREE !! THESE Slugs ARE for you !! Buy them !! AMAZING ideas about things you can do with your old contact lenses after retirement !! Do you have an itch on your left nipple ?? HERE are some rare herbs available in russia which can INSTANTLY cure it !!
I can’t make this shit up. Honestly thought that the ad was a part of the post at first.
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beyonslayed:
czolgosz:
armsocks:
beyonslayed:
Not to continually be that girl but the whole of social justice (primarily being done in online spaces) needs to be redone. We have to move away social justice (morally) motivated by vengeance and separatism towards one guided by love and solidarity that’s just my raw onion tho
is there context for this
i didnt make the post so obviously i wouldn’t know much but i think a lot of ppl nowadays tend to see social justice as based on accusation and holding everyone to a standard of moral perfection rather than understanding that no one is raised free of social biases and that criticism should come from a place “i want you and the world we share to be better” and not “you made a mistake so now ill pounce on it and weight it with the same equivalence as really horrible acts of oppression”
$$$$
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beyonslayed:
czolgosz:
armsocks:
beyonslayed:
Not to continually be that girl but the whole of social justice (primarily being done in online spaces) needs to be redone. We have to move away social justice (morally) motivated by vengeance and separatism towards one guided by love and solidarity that’s just my raw onion tho
is there context for this
i didnt make the post so obviously i wouldn’t know much but i think a lot of ppl nowadays tend to see social justice as based on accusation and holding everyone to a standard of moral perfection rather than understanding that no one is raised free of social biases and that criticism should come from a place “i want you and the world we share to be better” and not “you made a mistake so now ill pounce on it and weight it with the same equivalence as really horrible acts of oppression”
$$$$
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trufflesmushroom:
trufflesmushroom:
I feel so guilty and bad for blocking spam accounts with URLs that obviously once belonged to a real user, like an obvious fandom URL or a clever pun, something obviously once chosen by a real blogger and not auto-generated. It’s like shooting a shambling zombie in the head when you can still tell what kind of person they were before they died. Maybe they’re wearing a slogan tee you can still read pretty clearly or their hair is still dyed and you had FRIENDS with pink hair… Auto-generated URLs like @drawerlampungulatesparklewillowcord are clearly just faceless nameless drones with no actual person behind them and no history. There’s zero guilt involved with blocking those. It’s actually pretty satisfying, shooting those sick imitations of humans dead. But @sasukeisapowerbottom?? That was once somebody. Somebody’s kid, somebody’s friend. And now their corpse is tottering around trying to get people to click on their links with pictures of skinny white girls in frilly bras. It’s so sad.
okay which one of you horrible fucks is responsible for this
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trufflesmushroom:
trufflesmushroom:
I feel so guilty and bad for blocking spam accounts with URLs that obviously once belonged to a real user, like an obvious fandom URL or a clever pun, something obviously once chosen by a real blogger and not auto-generated. It’s like shooting a shambling zombie in the head when you can still tell what kind of person they were before they died. Maybe they’re wearing a slogan tee you can still read pretty clearly or their hair is still dyed and you had FRIENDS with pink hair… Auto-generated URLs like @drawerlampungulatesparklewillowcord are clearly just faceless nameless drones with no actual person behind them and no history. There’s zero guilt involved with blocking those. It’s actually pretty satisfying, shooting those sick imitations of humans dead. But @sasukeisapowerbottom?? That was once somebody. Somebody’s kid, somebody’s friend. And now their corpse is tottering around trying to get people to click on their links with pictures of skinny white girls in frilly bras. It’s so sad.
okay which one of you horrible fucks is responsible for this
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lilttlekingtrashmouth:
Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day
Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd
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lilttlekingtrashmouth:
Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day
Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd
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hypeswap:
when u dont like ur art take a deep breath and remember u created it from nothing, like a god
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hypeswap:
when u dont like ur art take a deep breath and remember u created it from nothing, like a god
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th4nkyoub3n:
writing-prompt-s:
You run a tattoo parlor. Every couple of weeks, the same customer comes in, always requesting the same tattoo: an additional tally mark on an ever-growing cluster of tally marks.
“what are you counting”
“how many tattoos i’ve gotten”
“i’m no longer serving you”
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th4nkyoub3n:
writing-prompt-s:
You run a tattoo parlor. Every couple of weeks, the same customer comes in, always requesting the same tattoo: an additional tally mark on an ever-growing cluster of tally marks.
“what are you counting”
“how many tattoos i’ve gotten”
“i’m no longer serving you”
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reyohnaka:
captain america was bitten by a radioactive american
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reyohnaka:
captain america was bitten by a radioactive american
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danantho:
rhysiare:
touyanii:
cyberkillerxx:
youareanexperience:
lickkaballs:
i was filming my kittens and the door creaked and A CAT I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE DECIDED TO COME IN MY ROOM
@demeters-daughter
“Oh shit fam my bad. Wrong house.”
“what the fuck, c'est quoi ce chat??” is a great sentence
Mais what!?
Tbh that’s how french people talk
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danantho:
rhysiare:
touyanii:
cyberkillerxx:
youareanexperience:
lickkaballs:
i was filming my kittens and the door creaked and A CAT I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE DECIDED TO COME IN MY ROOM
@demeters-daughter
“Oh shit fam my bad. Wrong house.”
“what the fuck, c'est quoi ce chat??” is a great sentence
Mais what!?
Tbh that’s how french people talk
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daggers-drawn:
datarep:
Average from a million frames of Last Week Tonight
John Oliver trying to communicate through my dreams to warn me about the oncoming apocalypse.
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daggers-drawn:
datarep:
Average from a million frames of Last Week Tonight
John Oliver trying to communicate through my dreams to warn me about the oncoming apocalypse.
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sharingsharoncarter:
chefpyro:
chefpyro:
onion-souls:
chefpyro:
Wait, which series does Miles Morales first appear in? All these different series are so confusing
Ultimate Spider-Man, in the universe of the Ultimate imprint. It was the best of the Ultimate series.
Cool 👍
man, what the fuck
This is the most accurate post about getting into comic books I have ever seen.
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sharingsharoncarter:
chefpyro:
chefpyro:
onion-souls:
chefpyro:
Wait, which series does Miles Morales first appear in? All these different series are so confusing
Ultimate Spider-Man, in the universe of the Ultimate imprint. It was the best of the Ultimate series.
Cool 👍
man, what the fuck
This is the most accurate post about getting into comic books I have ever seen.
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