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riskovbeingfree:
gallusrostromegalus:
chaoticdense:
beesplaybanjos:
Late tonight a bunch of staff are playing a game called role call and if you thought fugitive was wild just w a i t until i tell you how this goes cause role call is absolutely terrifying
We aren’t letting the campers play it so that lets us up the scare factor by 147%
Ok so the game had to be pushed back a few days so we can figure out scheduling so heres the gist of it.
The more people you have for this game, the better. It has to happen at night. The people get into a straight line, and begin to walk in that line all around the area. They cannot turn around and look at each other, and cannot speak; with the exception of the person at the front of the line.
That persons job is to begin the role call. They simply say, “Role Call!” And their name, then each person down the line says their name in turn.
Here’s the kicker: there’s one person not included in the line. The Taker. They have the job of stealing away the person at the end of the line as silently as possible. The game’s sole purpose is to instill a sense of fear and paranoia in whoever is in front, because as more people get taken, there are less and less people to say their names during the Role Call.
The front person decides when they want to start the Role Call. Obviously, the more often it’s said, the less scary it is. But as more and more people disappear, they become Takers and can then do more damage than just the one.
Some Takers can replace the person they stole, making the person directly in front of them either incredibly paranoid or safe. At least until the Role Call. Takers cannot say anything during it, so it usually ends up more terrifying to know that the person behind you is silent. Again, everyone in the line cannot make a sound except responding to the Role Call.
The game is over when the person in front is taken. There is no winning, only waiting. Waiting for your turn to go. Imagine the fear that person in front has, when they softly announce “Role Call” only to find that everyone behind them is gone.
Not exactly a game for the weak willed.
My reactions to this, in order
1. What The Hell Kind of Creepy Horror Movie Punishment Game Bullshittery is this?
2. I want to play it Right The Fuck Now.
woah this is like Mafia on steroids GIMME IT
(yes it’s scary but also sounds like a shit ton of fun)
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riskovbeingfree:
gallusrostromegalus:
chaoticdense:
beesplaybanjos:
Late tonight a bunch of staff are playing a game called role call and if you thought fugitive was wild just w a i t until i tell you how this goes cause role call is absolutely terrifying
We aren’t letting the campers play it so that lets us up the scare factor by 147%
Ok so the game had to be pushed back a few days so we can figure out scheduling so heres the gist of it.
The more people you have for this game, the better. It has to happen at night. The people get into a straight line, and begin to walk in that line all around the area. They cannot turn around and look at each other, and cannot speak; with the exception of the person at the front of the line.
That persons job is to begin the role call. They simply say, “Role Call!” And their name, then each person down the line says their name in turn.
Here’s the kicker: there’s one person not included in the line. The Taker. They have the job of stealing away the person at the end of the line as silently as possible. The game’s sole purpose is to instill a sense of fear and paranoia in whoever is in front, because as more people get taken, there are less and less people to say their names during the Role Call.
The front person decides when they want to start the Role Call. Obviously, the more often it’s said, the less scary it is. But as more and more people disappear, they become Takers and can then do more damage than just the one.
Some Takers can replace the person they stole, making the person directly in front of them either incredibly paranoid or safe. At least until the Role Call. Takers cannot say anything during it, so it usually ends up more terrifying to know that the person behind you is silent. Again, everyone in the line cannot make a sound except responding to the Role Call.
The game is over when the person in front is taken. There is no winning, only waiting. Waiting for your turn to go. Imagine the fear that person in front has, when they softly announce “Role Call” only to find that everyone behind them is gone.
Not exactly a game for the weak willed.
My reactions to this, in order
1. What The Hell Kind of Creepy Horror Movie Punishment Game Bullshittery is this?
2. I want to play it Right The Fuck Now.
woah this is like Mafia on steroids GIMME IT
(yes it’s scary but also sounds like a shit ton of fun)
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dungeonmastersconsortium:
kazoo-goddess:
alwaysaprice:
kazoo-goddess:
Summoned by @alwaysaprice. Original idea from @gwennovynne.
i appreciate that you are never content to merely deliver on the terrible ideas atted at you, but always extend and improve upon them
Thank you!!! I’m glad that my additions are welcome /o/
@softbutchtaako
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dungeonmastersconsortium:
kazoo-goddess:
alwaysaprice:
kazoo-goddess:
Summoned by @alwaysaprice. Original idea from @gwennovynne.
i appreciate that you are never content to merely deliver on the terrible ideas atted at you, but always extend and improve upon them
Thank you!!! I’m glad that my additions are welcome /o/
@softbutchtaako
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playstationstartupnoise:
Miles and Peter B: [swingin around NYC]
Peter B: Does that sign say iHOB??? they’re still doing that here?
Miles: huh? oh yeah, International House of Burgers. They changed their name for some stunt, “iHOP”. So stupid. Can you imagine them making Pancakes?
Peter:
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playstationstartupnoise:
Miles and Peter B: [swingin around NYC]
Peter B: Does that sign say iHOB??? they’re still doing that here?
Miles: huh? oh yeah, International House of Burgers. They changed their name for some stunt, “iHOP”. So stupid. Can you imagine them making Pancakes?
Peter:
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hexglyphs:
i want to be WOOED!!! i want to be ADORED!!! fuck anyone who says it’s “cheesy” or “a cliche” i want to be ROMANCED!!!
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hexglyphs:
i want to be WOOED!!! i want to be ADORED!!! fuck anyone who says it’s “cheesy” or “a cliche” i want to be ROMANCED!!!
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ajeepandleather:
audiaphilios:
lenyberry:
transgirlkyloren:
like a year ago I saw a trailer for Some Fucking Romcom where I thought for the first thirty seconds the plot was “bride asks her gay brother and his boyfriend to get heterosexual dates for her wedding”
turns out the plot actually was “bride asks her two Commitmentphobic ™ brothers to get dates for her wedding” which, lame
I like my idea, where two gay dudes and two lesbians have to pretend to be straight for an entire weekend
“I can definitely pretend to be straight,” Lesbian One says, “I successfully pretended to be a straight man for twenty years.”
“No,” her girlfriend Lesbian Two says, “no you definitely didn’t.”
Lesbian Two, who is butch, discovers an eyelash curler. “What is this, a torture device?”
Gay Guy One hooks up with the DJ, the wedding planner, three caterers and the best man. Shenanigans happen as he narrowly avoids getting caught by the bride.
Gay Guy Two, of course, finds himself falling hopelessly in love with the groom.
At the climax of the movie Gay Guy One falls out of the closet where he’s making out with his latest conquest, the florist. The bride screams, eyeliner smearing from tears, about how he’s RUINING HER WEDDING and she didn’t choose to have a brother who was QUEER and why didn’t he ever think about HER and why couldn’t he just pretend to be NORMAL for her SPECIAL DAY–
the groom is like “honey, I’m bi”
the bride says “no, you’re not! you’re marrying me! you’re straight now!”
and then the wedding is called off and Gay Guy Two and the groom live happily ever after. the after-credits scene is Lesbian Two suspiciously poking her eyelids with an eyelash curler
Please write this movie.
Play It Straight (2019)
IT’S TIME TO BRING THIS GEM BACK TO LIGHT
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ajeepandleather:
audiaphilios:
lenyberry:
transgirlkyloren:
like a year ago I saw a trailer for Some Fucking Romcom where I thought for the first thirty seconds the plot was “bride asks her gay brother and his boyfriend to get heterosexual dates for her wedding”
turns out the plot actually was “bride asks her two Commitmentphobic ™ brothers to get dates for her wedding” which, lame
I like my idea, where two gay dudes and two lesbians have to pretend to be straight for an entire weekend
“I can definitely pretend to be straight,” Lesbian One says, “I successfully pretended to be a straight man for twenty years.”
“No,” her girlfriend Lesbian Two says, “no you definitely didn’t.”
Lesbian Two, who is butch, discovers an eyelash curler. “What is this, a torture device?”
Gay Guy One hooks up with the DJ, the wedding planner, three caterers and the best man. Shenanigans happen as he narrowly avoids getting caught by the bride.
Gay Guy Two, of course, finds himself falling hopelessly in love with the groom.
At the climax of the movie Gay Guy One falls out of the closet where he’s making out with his latest conquest, the florist. The bride screams, eyeliner smearing from tears, about how he’s RUINING HER WEDDING and she didn’t choose to have a brother who was QUEER and why didn’t he ever think about HER and why couldn’t he just pretend to be NORMAL for her SPECIAL DAY–
the groom is like “honey, I’m bi”
the bride says “no, you’re not! you’re marrying me! you’re straight now!”
and then the wedding is called off and Gay Guy Two and the groom live happily ever after. the after-credits scene is Lesbian Two suspiciously poking her eyelids with an eyelash curler
Please write this movie.
Play It Straight (2019)
IT’S TIME TO BRING THIS GEM BACK TO LIGHT
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disgustinganimals:
thebestoftumbling:
Dog owner pretends to suddenly collapse while walking his dog and records the dog’s reaction.
fyi
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disgustinganimals:
thebestoftumbling:
Dog owner pretends to suddenly collapse while walking his dog and records the dog’s reaction.
fyi
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thebestoftumbling:
These dogs work in courtrooms to help comfort victims when testifying against their abusers, and they’re amazing!
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thebestoftumbling:
These dogs work in courtrooms to help comfort victims when testifying against their abusers, and they’re amazing!
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shacklesburst:
1nsomnizac:
nudityandnerdery:
Uh, no, Tumblr ads, I don’t care if the weird old prospector who lives in the tunnels underneath the city might save us later on, I still don’t want him taking kids to school or anywhere else.
Her Moments
That guy looks like Sir Terry, I would 100% let him take kids to school through the Tunnels of Darkness.
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shacklesburst:
1nsomnizac:
nudityandnerdery:
Uh, no, Tumblr ads, I don’t care if the weird old prospector who lives in the tunnels underneath the city might save us later on, I still don’t want him taking kids to school or anywhere else.
Her Moments
That guy looks like Sir Terry, I would 100% let him take kids to school through the Tunnels of Darkness.
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canadian-kazoo-god:
recalcitrantlycaffeinated:
This is a callout post for the TSA agent who was incredibly thoughtful and concerned about me flying across the country all alone without an adult and wanted to make sure I knew how to go through security and felt safe and comfortable and explained that, as per the signs, children under 12 can keep their shoes on, and directed me specifically to another agent to help me so I wouldn’t be overwhelmed or afraid.
You were super sweet and kind, and the look on your face when I handed you my driver’s license and you realized I was 25 was priceless.
ASJDKDNDJNSKKS
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canadian-kazoo-god:
recalcitrantlycaffeinated:
This is a callout post for the TSA agent who was incredibly thoughtful and concerned about me flying across the country all alone without an adult and wanted to make sure I knew how to go through security and felt safe and comfortable and explained that, as per the signs, children under 12 can keep their shoes on, and directed me specifically to another agent to help me so I wouldn’t be overwhelmed or afraid.
You were super sweet and kind, and the look on your face when I handed you my driver’s license and you realized I was 25 was priceless.
ASJDKDNDJNSKKS
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edgeprole:
cardozzza:
transcendisolation:
happy pride
This is the gay agenda jsyk
this is what radical gay liberation really looks like
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edgeprole:
cardozzza:
transcendisolation:
happy pride
This is the gay agenda jsyk
this is what radical gay liberation really looks like
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skyward-key:
this part of the into the spider verse script sent me into a fit of uncontrollable laughter that i had to hold in as quietly as possible to not wake my sleeping mom and aunt, to the point that i almost choked in a hotel room 400 miles from home with my mom and aunt snoring away obliviously as i lost all sense of awareness, drowning in unheard laughter, face contorting into the ugliest grin i’ve ever made to the point i felt pain, recovering slowly slowly slowly until i could breathe again.
and then i reread it and the cycle begins anew.
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skyward-key:
this part of the into the spider verse script sent me into a fit of uncontrollable laughter that i had to hold in as quietly as possible to not wake my sleeping mom and aunt, to the point that i almost choked in a hotel room 400 miles from home with my mom and aunt snoring away obliviously as i lost all sense of awareness, drowning in unheard laughter, face contorting into the ugliest grin i’ve ever made to the point i felt pain, recovering slowly slowly slowly until i could breathe again.
and then i reread it and the cycle begins anew.
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julianemoore:
no gifset will ever make this scene justice
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julianemoore:
no gifset will ever make this scene justice
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he-is-in-the-cellar:
anexperimentallife:
saysomethinghuman:
mostlysignssomeportents:
Johns Hopkins Computer Science prof Professor Peter Fröhlich grades his
students on a curve: the highest score on the final gets an A and
everyone else is graded accordingly.
Clever students in Fröhlich’s “Intermediate Programming”, “Computer
System Fundamentals,” and “Introduction to Programming for Scientists
and Engineers” figured out that this meant that if they all boycotted
the exam, they’d all get As.
So they organized a boycott, milling around the hall outside the class
where the exams were being sat, sternly reminding each other that if no
one sat the exam they’d all get straight As, ignoring Fröhlich’s pleas
to come and sit the exam.
Fröhlich praised his students’ solidarity: “The students learned that by
coming together, they can achieve something that individually they
could never have done. At a school that is known (perhaps unjustly) for
competitiveness I didn’t expect that reaching such an agreement was
possible.”
https://boingboing.net/2018/04/24/hang-together-or-hang-separate-2.html
Who will ride or die with me this hard
I love that even the professor was like, “YES! They did good!”
And then my university made most programming courses a departmental final that you must pass to pass the course.
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he-is-in-the-cellar:
anexperimentallife:
saysomethinghuman:
mostlysignssomeportents:
Johns Hopkins Computer Science prof Professor Peter Fröhlich grades his
students on a curve: the highest score on the final gets an A and
everyone else is graded accordingly.
Clever students in Fröhlich’s “Intermediate Programming”, “Computer
System Fundamentals,” and “Introduction to Programming for Scientists
and Engineers” figured out that this meant that if they all boycotted
the exam, they’d all get As.
So they organized a boycott, milling around the hall outside the class
where the exams were being sat, sternly reminding each other that if no
one sat the exam they’d all get straight As, ignoring Fröhlich’s pleas
to come and sit the exam.
Fröhlich praised his students’ solidarity: “The students learned that by
coming together, they can achieve something that individually they
could never have done. At a school that is known (perhaps unjustly) for
competitiveness I didn’t expect that reaching such an agreement was
possible.”
https://boingboing.net/2018/04/24/hang-together-or-hang-separate-2.html
Who will ride or die with me this hard
I love that even the professor was like, “YES! They did good!”
And then my university made most programming courses a departmental final that you must pass to pass the course.
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dragon-in-a-fez:
gracklesong:
Idg why people are against busty women in turtlenecks, literally who cares if you have “uniboob”? To whom do you owe separate and defined titties? Only cowards and fools fear the breast monolith
do you ever just suddenly learn there’s apparently a whole Discourse you’ve never heard of before
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dragon-in-a-fez:
gracklesong:
Idg why people are against busty women in turtlenecks, literally who cares if you have “uniboob”? To whom do you owe separate and defined titties? Only cowards and fools fear the breast monolith
do you ever just suddenly learn there’s apparently a whole Discourse you’ve never heard of before
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deepnest:
horny-gopher:
i dont care about anything youre about to say if you start your paragraph with these two words
freud said its my turn to play the xbox
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deepnest:
horny-gopher:
i dont care about anything youre about to say if you start your paragraph with these two words
freud said its my turn to play the xbox
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daggers-drawn:
yo-fuckers:
“92% of sex workers would stop if they had enough money” bitch 99% of retail workers would leave if they had enough money, what the fuck is your point?
Like, yeah most people wouldn’t work at all of money wasn’t an issue– but it’s not exactly the plan of prohibitionists to hand sex workers money. They want sex workers in jail, which helps no one save the State.
That’s why work abolitionism will always be friendlier to sex workers than sex work prohibitionists could ever be.
Don’t buy the hype, prohibitionists hurt sex workers.
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daggers-drawn:
yo-fuckers:
“92% of sex workers would stop if they had enough money” bitch 99% of retail workers would leave if they had enough money, what the fuck is your point?
Like, yeah most people wouldn’t work at all of money wasn’t an issue– but it’s not exactly the plan of prohibitionists to hand sex workers money. They want sex workers in jail, which helps no one save the State.
That’s why work abolitionism will always be friendlier to sex workers than sex work prohibitionists could ever be.
Don’t buy the hype, prohibitionists hurt sex workers.
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moonpaw:
polyglotplatypus:
Love Is Stored in The You
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moonpaw:
polyglotplatypus:
Love Is Stored in The You
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popokko:finding job…. hard……
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popokko:
finding job…. hard…… i’m only a baby…. no experience….. just baby. i am baby. please hire me
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popokko:
finding job…. hard…… i’m only a baby…. no experience….. just baby. i am baby. please hire me
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luciferslamb:
when ya have a podcast goin and ya realize ya havent been listenin for like, fuckin twenty whole ass minutes but ur paying attention now and theyre talking about some new shit and youre confused as all fuck
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luciferslamb:
when ya have a podcast goin and ya realize ya havent been listenin for like, fuckin twenty whole ass minutes but ur paying attention now and theyre talking about some new shit and youre confused as all fuck
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simonalkenmayer:
great-tweets:
“This is a teachable moment for you.”
“OH and you’re also not good at your customer service job”
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simonalkenmayer:
great-tweets:
“This is a teachable moment for you.”
“OH and you’re also not good at your customer service job”
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curlytoms:
I CANNOT BREATHEKDW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THIS IVE SEEN TODAY
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curlytoms:
I CANNOT BREATHEKDW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THIS IVE SEEN TODAY
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that-catholic-shinobi:
falloutficsforhire:
Can we talk about this guy for a second? I feel like he doesn’t get enough credit even though he played, arguably, one of the most important roles in Mulan. For those of you who don’t know, this is the Chinese soldier stationed on top of the Great Wall at the beginning of the film.
After his helmet is knocked off and he sees the Huns throw grappling hooks up onto the ramparts, he calls out to the person who is supposed to be on top of the tower to light the signal. We don’t know where that person is supposed to be, but given the fact that several Huns come out from the door in this shot, we can assume they likely killed him.
But does that stop this guy? No. He judges the situation and reacts accordingly. Despite being swung at by a Hun with a large sword and being forced to pull himself up onto the tower, he doesn’t even stop to take a breather. He just grabs the torch and is about to light the signal himself when something stops him.
This guy. Shan Yu is already on top of the tower as this soldier is about to light the signal. Now, Shan Yu is already a scary mf, but I think it’s important to see how our soldier reacts to seeing him because it tells us an important detail that many people may overlook.
Look at his face. This soldier isn’t just stunned because there a massive Hun waiting for him on top of the tower, but because he recognizes said Hun. Or at least he knows enough about what Shan Yu looks like to put two and two together and assume that this is him. He knows this man and his reputation. He knows exactly the kinds of things Shan Yu is willing to do to people who stand in his way. And what does this soldier do? Does he beg for his life? Does he try to escape?
No. This bamf just looks Shan Yu right in the eye and does his duty. He lights the signal, knowing full well that doing so will likely get him killed. But, he does it anyway. And immediately after lighting the signal, he looks up the the Hun leader with this expression.
This is a man who would look Death in the face and say “Fuck you!” He knows he has maybe a few more seconds of life left and yet he stands tall. And why is this important? Because this one act of valor led to this.
The signals are being lit. All of the people of China are being warned of invasion and now they can properly prepare for the war to come. And it’s all thanks to this one brave soldier who doesn’t get nearly enough credit for his service.
NOW👏ALL👏OF👏CHINA👏KNOWS👏YOURE👏HERE👏🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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that-catholic-shinobi:
falloutficsforhire:
Can we talk about this guy for a second? I feel like he doesn’t get enough credit even though he played, arguably, one of the most important roles in Mulan. For those of you who don’t know, this is the Chinese soldier stationed on top of the Great Wall at the beginning of the film.
After his helmet is knocked off and he sees the Huns throw grappling hooks up onto the ramparts, he calls out to the person who is supposed to be on top of the tower to light the signal. We don’t know where that person is supposed to be, but given the fact that several Huns come out from the door in this shot, we can assume they likely killed him.
But does that stop this guy? No. He judges the situation and reacts accordingly. Despite being swung at by a Hun with a large sword and being forced to pull himself up onto the tower, he doesn’t even stop to take a breather. He just grabs the torch and is about to light the signal himself when something stops him.
This guy. Shan Yu is already on top of the tower as this soldier is about to light the signal. Now, Shan Yu is already a scary mf, but I think it’s important to see how our soldier reacts to seeing him because it tells us an important detail that many people may overlook.
Look at his face. This soldier isn’t just stunned because there a massive Hun waiting for him on top of the tower, but because he recognizes said Hun. Or at least he knows enough about what Shan Yu looks like to put two and two together and assume that this is him. He knows this man and his reputation. He knows exactly the kinds of things Shan Yu is willing to do to people who stand in his way. And what does this soldier do? Does he beg for his life? Does he try to escape?
No. This bamf just looks Shan Yu right in the eye and does his duty. He lights the signal, knowing full well that doing so will likely get him killed. But, he does it anyway. And immediately after lighting the signal, he looks up the the Hun leader with this expression.
This is a man who would look Death in the face and say “Fuck you!” He knows he has maybe a few more seconds of life left and yet he stands tall. And why is this important? Because this one act of valor led to this.
The signals are being lit. All of the people of China are being warned of invasion and now they can properly prepare for the war to come. And it’s all thanks to this one brave soldier who doesn’t get nearly enough credit for his service.
NOW👏ALL👏OF👏CHINA👏KNOWS👏YOURE👏HERE👏🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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natalunasans:
andcanyoukneelbeforetheking:
why do i keep laughing at the thought of female!spiderman…(spidergirl? spiderwoman?) getting caught without her mask on and the dude who catches her just goes on a rant about ‘fake geek girls’ and how ‘that costume isn’t even accurate oh my god’ and ‘comic-con was last week’
and her secret identity is saved because some dudebro in a batman t-shirt thinks he’s hot shit
@seananmcguire
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natalunasans:
andcanyoukneelbeforetheking:
why do i keep laughing at the thought of female!spiderman…(spidergirl? spiderwoman?) getting caught without her mask on and the dude who catches her just goes on a rant about ‘fake geek girls’ and how ‘that costume isn’t even accurate oh my god’ and ‘comic-con was last week’
and her secret identity is saved because some dudebro in a batman t-shirt thinks he’s hot shit
@seananmcguire
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Fucking superb, @staff
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runcibility:
My friends who are advertising the adult clips that they personally film and produce and direct-sell get taken down, pictures of my cats inexplicably get flagged as adult, but we’re still getting grifter robots spamming stolen porn and fake profiles.
And all of this to paint a rosy picture of a squeaky-clean website (HA) for investors. How the fuck is THAT working, eh Verizon?
Oath revenues were $1.8 billion in third-quarter 2018, 6.9 percent below
the same quarter last year. The company expects Oath revenues to be
relatively flat in the near term and does not expect to meet the
previous target of $10 billion in Oath revenues by 2020
Yeah, that’s what I fucking thought.
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runcibility:
My friends who are advertising the adult clips that they personally film and produce and direct-sell get taken down, pictures of my cats inexplicably get flagged as adult, but we’re still getting grifter robots spamming stolen porn and fake profiles.
And all of this to paint a rosy picture of a squeaky-clean website (HA) for investors. How the fuck is THAT working, eh Verizon?
Oath revenues were $1.8 billion in third-quarter 2018, 6.9 percent below
the same quarter last year. The company expects Oath revenues to be
relatively flat in the near term and does not expect to meet the
previous target of $10 billion in Oath revenues by 2020
Yeah, that’s what I fucking thought.
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glumshoe:
yellowsky2314:
ohdebt:
glumshoe:
The Tumblr experience is sitting down for your lunch break and posting “there’s nothing more unpleasant than wearing damp socks”, forgetting about it, and opening your activity page a week later to see that it has gone viral with hundreds of thousands of notes like “OP is a liberal snowflake who has never lost a leg to an IED in Afghanistan and it shows” and “imagine thinking that wet socks are worse than the systematic injustice of the school-to-prison pipeline”.
Op, this is fairly specific. Are you ok?
I complained about “expensive heterosexual wedding culture” being nauseating because the pressure to have your wedding be The Most Important And Perfect Day In Your Entire Life That Determines Your Success As A Human Being drives people out of their minds. All the time. Not just the big horror stories you read about - the lie detector bride, the “big Hawaii wedding” story - but also “normal” people’s weddings that destroy friendships, mental health, and physical well-being as brides starve themselves and families go horribly into debt trying to afford the “correct” venues and accessories.
Aaaand people assumed I just hate fancy parties and straight people and over a hundred thousand notes later I’m still getting people daily commenting or messaging me that I’m forgetting about female genital mutilation or lynching.
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glumshoe:
yellowsky2314:
ohdebt:
glumshoe:
The Tumblr experience is sitting down for your lunch break and posting “there’s nothing more unpleasant than wearing damp socks”, forgetting about it, and opening your activity page a week later to see that it has gone viral with hundreds of thousands of notes like “OP is a liberal snowflake who has never lost a leg to an IED in Afghanistan and it shows” and “imagine thinking that wet socks are worse than the systematic injustice of the school-to-prison pipeline”.
Op, this is fairly specific. Are you ok?
I complained about “expensive heterosexual wedding culture” being nauseating because the pressure to have your wedding be The Most Important And Perfect Day In Your Entire Life That Determines Your Success As A Human Being drives people out of their minds. All the time. Not just the big horror stories you read about - the lie detector bride, the “big Hawaii wedding” story - but also “normal” people’s weddings that destroy friendships, mental health, and physical well-being as brides starve themselves and families go horribly into debt trying to afford the “correct” venues and accessories.
Aaaand people assumed I just hate fancy parties and straight people and over a hundred thousand notes later I’m still getting people daily commenting or messaging me that I’m forgetting about female genital mutilation or lynching.
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sexhaver: “i can’t fucking read”
Jan. 18th, 2019 07:51 pmvia http://bit.ly/2CyGcNI
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sexhaver:
“i can’t fucking read”
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sexhaver:
“i can’t fucking read”
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drivememadd:
local bitch decides to daydream instead of getting a degree
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drivememadd:
local bitch decides to daydream instead of getting a degree
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abloodymess:I’ll stop quoting him when
Jan. 18th, 2019 08:11 pmvia http://bit.ly/2QUX46k
abloodymess:
I’ll stop quoting him when I’m dead.
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abloodymess:
I’ll stop quoting him when I’m dead.
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kryptonians:
I’d want to talk to Sam Smorkle too
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kryptonians:
I’d want to talk to Sam Smorkle too
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