gravityeyelids | Sep. 30th, 2018

Sep. 30th, 2018

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jumpboy-rembrandt:

jumpboy-rembrandt:

kravitz: can you let taako know i’ll be home late?

lup: why don’t you tell him yourself?

kravitz: i blocked his number

lup: what?? why??

kravitz:

kravitz: can you let lup know where we’re meeting?

barry: why can’t you tell her yourself?

kravitz: i blocked her number
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glumshoe:

simonalkenmayer:

glumshoe:

I want to make a contraption that fits onto a bicycle and plays the Wicked Witch of the West theme every time I pedal… I would bike so much more.

Why not just buy a phone bracket and plant it?

An electronic device with the volume cranked up just doesn’t say “dedication”. I want a hurdy-gurdy or Rube Goldberg music box constantly playing the theme as I pedal so that people will hear it and think, “Aw beans, there goes Miss Gulch again on her ominous but surprisingly clever bicycle, peddling up and down the street… we see you, Miss Gulch!”
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baby-vintage:

Maria Larionova
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cryoverkiltmilk:

tandembicycles:

cybermax:

coolcatgroup:

swordandthread:

i solemnly swear i’m up to no good

HOLY SHIT

The Goblin is trying to get the shiny treasures that hang from the ceiling.

@quantumghosts

#how long do you think that cat has wanted to touch those shimmery orbs?#How long do you think it’s looked up at that light fixture and thought Someday or If only#But that day#Some human left a chair#right in the spot#and that cat#that magnificent chicken leg of an animal saw it’s opportunity#it carefully scaled that chair#it balanced on the tippy top#and it reached for it’s dreams

these are important tags
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i-am-a-fish:

elainapoststhings:

i-am-a-fish:

let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation

Don’t they gotta clean up what we pour out

fuck stop it everyone the post is cancelled everyone please stop fuck what have I done
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aphextwinandpcgamingguy4422812:

the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat
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darkestcatsoul:

radicallyvegan:

lebaneseandradical:

aferret:

fuck-customers:

A day or two ago, I was at “boob” restaurant (like an owl one) for a best friend’s brother’s birthday. I got up to go to the bathroom. Talked to a waiter to ask where it was, blah blah blah, normal stuff. And when I was halfway across the restaurant, some guy at a table slapped my ass. And he and all his friends started laughing about it. I spun around and slapped him across the face back.

He got sooo pissed. Started yelling at me and calling me a bitch and then told me “You can’t hit me! I’m a customer!”

I’m pretty well developed for my age, and this happened when it was hot as fuck outside so I was wearing shorts and a tank top.

“I’m not a worker, asshole! And you shouldn’t slap their asses too just because they can’t hit you back!” I’m pretty sure I said something to the effect although I probably am explaining it as if I was smooth and calm back then, but I was an embarrassed, mortified mess

And then I asked one of the waitresses to call the police. The guy was backpedaling and trying to apologize.

Fun fact: I’m 15. Like I said, very well developed for my age.

So I told him no, we were both going to wait here for the police to show up so I could report him for sexually abusing and harassing a minor.

He panicked and was even trying to bargain with me, but like fuck I was letting him off the hook. Think of how many other girls this asshole has probably harassed! I just have the power to do something about it.

Police got there and I had about at least 50 witnesses to attest to the fact a stranger, who was probably like 40, slapped my ass, when I am, in fact, a minor. Not to mention he yelled things at me when he thought I was a worker like “You can’t touch me! I’ll beat your ass, cunt!” Which I referenced as him threatening me too.

The rest of his friends were mortified and had tried to leave but I insisted that they have to stay because the cops might want statements from them. Whether or not that’s true, I don’t fuckin know, but the manager seemed to agree enough to tell them to wait for the police.

I had tried not to, but as some point when talking to one of the waitresses while waiting for the police, I started crying because of how violated I felt. It may have done good for the police came in to see my crying, I don’t know, but the waitresses were all so sweet and tried to comfort me when they had the chance.

I intend to press charges. Since I am a minor I need my parents to help or whatever and I know nothing about this kinda thing but I can potentially get him labeled a sex offender, which he IS, so I want him to actually feel punishment for his abuse towards female workers (I doubt I’m the first girl he’s harassed, maybe just the first who could fight back without her job on the line, so I want to be the last girl he harasses), just… ugh. I just hope he gets the punishment he deserves. So… wish me luck with this whole “legal system” nonsense.

My hero

fuck him up

Make men pay for their misogyny.
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lynati:

naamahdarling:

divinemammal:

fandomsandanythingelse:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

archdemonblood:

dewyntersisters:

dewyntersisters:

if a teenager is at your door and they are wearing a costume!! please give them candy!! they are still in it for the halloween spirit and it honestly no different from a little kid in a costume. they are just as excited and happy as all the other lil tykes and dont you dare tell them they are “too old for trick-or-treating” because that will literally break their hearts and that’s not cool.

Its getting close to Halloween again so I just thought I’d reblog this again

And if “don’t be rude to teenagers over a stupid jawbreaker” isn’t enough for you, consider

You can’t tell how old a kid is just by looking. I’ve known multiple 5th graders who were taller than I am, and I’m 25 years old. With their faces hidden by masks, you won’t be able to tell they’re elementary schoolers, but they still are.

Lots of older siblings are expected to take their younger siblings trick-or-treating, and they only get paid in candy.

You don’t know if that teenager is developmentally disabled.

You don’t know if that teenager spent most of their childhood in a hospital or sick and has never had the traditional trick-or-treat experience before.

You don’t know if this is that teenager’s first Halloween in America, and they just want to experience a piece of American culture.

You don’t know if that teenager ever gets candy any other day of the year.

You don’t know if that teenager has eaten anything at all today.

And those are just things I can think of off the top of my head.

and even if it is just a bored 16/17 year old out trying to see what free shit they can get. is it really gonna kill you to give them a fun sized milky way from the multipack you bought at poundland? That thing didn’t even cost you 5p, just give the kid the sugar, say “nice costume”, and let it go.

There are worse things a teenager could be doing on Halloween instead of trick-or-treating.

Please don’t do this stuff!
This has happened too many times to other kids in my area and it’s the most saddening shit to see happen especially to 14-15 year-olds!!

Give candy to teens without costumes too, goddammit. You never know what’s going on in their lives, or how much they may need the small kindness.

I met my the daughter of my aunt’s neighbors today for the first time, and she looks like she’s in college- until she smiles, and then she looks fifteen or sixteen.

She’s actually thirteen.

And this is *without* her wearing even everyday make-up, let alone being all done up and in costume.

Just assume anyone trick-or-treating is a kid of some age, and treat them as such: With candy, and compliments for their outfit if they have one.
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jujubiest:

gaygothur:

There’s gotta be some more middle ground between people that think friends are free therapists and people who think any conversation that is more personal than small talk about the weather is emotional labor

It’s amazing how often those two extremes are the same person. I had a friend once who expected hours of my time to talk about whatever big issue was on their mind, but who acted like talking about what was important to me for five minutes was asking too much.

I had another friend who leaned on me through all their really bad breakups, but when I had relationship issues all they offered me was judgement.

Neither of them were real friends and I don’t talk to either one anymore.

Sometimes I think being the “therapist friend,” people peg you as the stable, responsible one who doesn’t have emotional baggage. And the moment you prove that assumption wrong, some people react like you’re failing them. But you’re not. Remember that.

You are allowed to have your own issues and your friends should care about them and support you through them, just like you do for your friends.
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zahkis-ffxiv:

ninonlex:

transgirlnausicaa:

dajo42:

hm

summer outfit (w/ accessory)

@zahkis-ffxiv ?

H O L Y

I’m gonna doodle it after my nap…and food.))
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asynca:

a family can be me and my 10,000 unfinished WIPs
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theultravioletcatastrophe:

theultravioletcatastrophe:

my daughter just pointed out that balloons are bubbles and I don’t know what to do with this information

like… they’re bubbles made of rubber. balloons are spheroid capsules enclosing air or some other gas, which is exactly what a bubble is.
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Wisteria

This Bonsai Tree Is Over 800 Year Old

Sakura

This 390 Year-old Bonsai Tree Survived Hiroshima

Bonsai Chile Tree

Bonsai Coastal Redwood

Azalea

Apple Tree

Magnolia

Bonsai Forest

dalishelfblood:

bi-badass-geek:

The Most Beautiful Bonsai Trees Ever.

I Just died.m…. I’d say i love the mini cherry blossom but heck the last one looks like a mini forest. Just amazing
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this is everything i needed

loki mere seconds after stabbing thor for the third time that day
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thecollectibles:

Kirin by xiaodi jin
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rayliotta:

I FUCKING LOVE HIM JFC
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straightpeoplereceipts:

don’t you love when you’re gay and you, go for a walk and see a rainbow. it’s like… that’s for me, damn! anyway the straights can’t see this particular shade of orange so here’s the tea fellow gays: Dark Pride is gonna take place halloween night under the old mausoleum. it starts at 6pm and runs all night. please come in costume. the code phrase to get the coffin to open up and let you access the stairs is “heterosexualis renouncis”
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unskinny:

Bodies aren’t meant to stay the same. We are supposed to grow and change. We shouldn’t be making people in their 30’s, 40’s, 50’s, etc feel like they need to strive for the bodies they had in their teens and 20’s. Or making people feel like they “need to get their bodies back” after they have had children. These mindsets aren’t healthy and change is inevitable.
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catsbeaversandducks:

Amazing cat tree made by Robert Rogalski
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sailor-moon-rei:

by match
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lyssthearchaeologist:

The “Archaeology/ History Jokes & Puns (Or GTFO)” page on Facebook is truly incredible
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Apple Is Deleting Bought Films From iTunes Accounts - And Don't Expect A Refund:
kodachromism:

dr-archeville:

You know how some people like to say that
physical media is dead and streaming is the future? Well, Apple is
doing a pretty good job right now of proving that theory well and truly
wrong.

Reports have started to emerge of Apple completely deleting films
from iTunes accounts even when they’ve been bought, not merely rented.
And when people complain about this, they’re receiving an astonishing
message from Apple telling them that iTunes is just a “store front,” and
so Apple isn’t to blame if a film studio decides it no longer wants to
make its titles available on iTunes.

Even worse, it seems that if bought film titles are removed from your
account you may not even be entitled to get a refund for them. When an
iTunes user in Canada complained to Apple that their initial offer of a
free $5.99 rental hardly seemed suitable recompense for him having three
bought films summarily removed from his account, Apple replied that
“our ability to offer refunds diminishes over time. Hence your purchases
doesn’t meet the conditions for a refund.”

The Canadian user was offered a further two free rentals as
compensation. But, of course, as well as being far less in monetary
terms than the films user had bought, having short-term rental rights to
a film is very different indeed from owning a film.

While I’m hearing from others who fortunately did get a refund for
their deleted films, the bottom line in all this is that Apple appears
to be openly saying that if you buy a film on iTunes, you don’t really
own it at all. It may only stick around in your iTunes account for as
long as the studio who really owns it decides it wants it to stick
around in your iTunes account.

The Canadian user suffering this issue was pointed to this page of Apple legalese in the response where he was told that he wasn’t entitled to compensation for his lost purchases.

I’m also starting to receive reports today of the recent return of
another major issue with iTunes movies: the downgrading of 4K HDR films
to HD. This started happening in 2017, just after the Apple TV 4K
launched, as reported here.
At that point Apple suggested that there was some sort of labeling
issue (where films said they were HD on their header page, but played as
4K) that they managed to (largely) fix. And it seems that the return of
this issue may still be responsible for some of the “lost” 4K movies
Apple TV 4K users are seeing now.

This doesn’t seem to explain all of the 4K to HD switches, though. It seems that some are down to Apple’s
original policy of offering free HD to 4K upgrades of films no longer
applying to titles bought in HD outside of iTunes. Say, via the
iTunes-compatible Movies Anywhere platform. Though I am recently hearing
from people saying that films bought on other iTunes-compatible
platforms in 4K are also now only appearing in HD on iTunes.

In fact, I have even been contacted just today by an iTunes user who
tells me that dozens of films he owns in iTunes — many of which were
actually bought in iTunes — have stepped back on his Apple TV 4K to HD,
having previously being available in 4K. This includes titles that are
still available in 4K on VUDU.

It’s worth noting that the specific incident of films being
completely deleted I refer to in this article happened in Canada; it’s
possible that iTunes users in the U.S. and elsewhere haven’t experienced
the same issue (yet…) due to differences in film rights between
different territories.

But actually these sorts of regional rights differences merely
underline the fundamental point Apple seems to be doing its best to
confirm right now: That the only way you can be sure you own anything is
if you’re physically holding it in your hand.

I’ve asked Apple for comment on these iTunes issues, and will provide
an update if they come back with anything worth sharing. In the
meantime, though, if you’ve experienced either films you bought
disappearing entirely from iTunes, or films that once appeared in 4K now
only appearing in HD, please let me know (with details, if possible, of
whether you bought the title from within iTunes or via another
compatible platform) via the Twitter account shown at the bottom of this
article.

You don’t own anything that has DRM – not movies, not ebooks, nothing.
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