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makerswomen:

“They’ll tell you you’re too loud, that you need to wait your turn, and ask the right people for permission. Do it anyway.” After a landslide victory in New York’s 14th District, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will represent the Democratic party in the upcoming midterm elections. The 28-year-old Latina candidate was the first person in 14 years to challenge top Democrat Joe Crowley—and won by double digits. 👊💥 @alexandriaocasiocortez
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jezi-belle:

homura-bakura:

dinosaurrainbowstarfish:

kintatsujo:

homura-bakura:

kintatsujo:

homura-bakura:

you know there are people in this world who make a career out of being really really good captain jack sparrow impersonators so idk if they really want to keep making more pirates movies it would be really fucking easy to replace johnny depp lol…

I have had this exact thought multiple times, there are -women- I’ve met who could play him and you’d barely notice

Johnny Depp impersonators are like, their own class, like Elvis impersonators

you could replace Depp in all movies that producers wanted his character type in ever and no one would be the wiser

^^^

Pirates of the Carribean

but every scene is an entirely different depp impersonator

no one notices until the credits roll and there are like 1700 names for “Captain Jack Sparrow”

this is the dream

Ten years ago I was at Disney World and the face actor for Jack was spot-the-entire-fuck-on. A little kid in a Jack Sparrow costume walked up to him and he stared a moment and said “Well… you look familiar!” with just perfect comic timing, then leaned down and asked the kid “er, where’s your mum?” When she was pointed out, he stood up, squinted suspiciously at her for a moment, then said “Oh, good, you don’t look familiar.”

He was just so good, we stood there and watched him for like ten minutes. Hire that dude. Shoot Johnny Depp into the sun.

one of the 100 ways Grindelwald could be recast.
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howtobeafxxkinglady:

high-shawty:

howtobeafxxkinglady:

daneedelion:

howtobeafxxkinglady:

military worship in this country is out of fucking control

excuse me?

military worship in this country is out of fucking control 

Yea you’re right, we shouldn’t honor the people willing to risk their life to save ours and defend our country … oh

Military worship in this country is out of fucking control

I’m in the military and yes it’s out of fucking control. Most of the people I know in the military feel the same way. You civilians need to calm the fuck down. Most of us joined in our teens or early twenties. For a lot of us it was because we needed a job, and we didn’t see any other options, and this job has good benefits, especially for an uneducated young person in America. We get healthcare and education!! That’s some tempting fucking fruit. But this is a JOB. Some people in the military become heroes, that’s true. Jumping on grenades, defusing bombs, dragging a wounded person from the middle of a firefight. They usually end up dead in the process. Those people deserve respect, in my opinion. They give their lives for their friends, no matter whether or not you agree with the policies that put them there in the first place. But a lot of people in America reflexively claim that everyone in the military is a hero, full stop. This isn’t true and it lets people look the other way when something is actually wrong in the military, because it’s the military, they’re heroes, they can do no wrong.

We’re doing a job, and a lot of us are never really put in harm’s way. I work in a climate controlled lab for 8 hours a day, for instance. Really grueling. Such a hero. This fawning lip service of an infallible military doesn’t do us any good. I know people who have bought into it, who have heard so many people tell them that they’re heroes that they actually believe it, and they are the stupid and dangerous ones. Joining the military does not make you a hero, and calling us heroes might make you feel all warm and fluffy and red white and blue but it doesn’t do anything for the people that end up on the streets with PTSD or come home with life-changing injuries or in a box. We’re human beings, not some concept that you can just mindlessly adulate and then feel better about yourself.

☝️🏽☝️🏽☝️🏽☝️🏽
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severalowls:

maestropear:

evilkillerpoptarts:

severalowls:

I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison: 

Alexa can play Skyrim tho

Damn you’re right.

I’m on mobile can somebody add that as a point for Roomba.

here you go
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localstarboy:

what people think programming is vs. how it actually is
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Image:

A tweet that reads “just a quick reminder that a society exists to serve the people within it. there’s no such thing as a person being ‘useless’ to a society, only a society that is useless to a person”
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novacorps:

this tweet haunts me
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fuckthekxng:

goingtrickster:

my gf who has minimal knowledge of the Pokemon world likes to nickname my Pokemon for me

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
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wholesomethemedmemes:

This is how Tiffany Haddish ended her standup special. I’ve never been so happy to be cursed.
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pidgevspigeon:

birdrhetorics:

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

Fun story my Great Great Grandma left Germany in the 1920s because she had family in the US and could get citizenship pretty easily and once she was over in the US she then smuggled over 15 jewish families out by forging family documents so now my aunts are currently in the process of trying to tell the real ones from the fake ones because my great gran just died and there are legally over 100 surviving descendants but we know that math is a lil screwy.

Sometimes a family is you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids, and the 15 Jewish families you helped smuggle out of Nazi Germany.
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themugbearer:

the-talon-ted-meem:

wormcocks:

wormcocks:

wormcocks:

I never get any of the cool bots

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK

I THINK THEY ARE BECOMING SENTIENT.

Tumblr: Become Human.

I literally cannot tell if that last one is a bot or not and that terrifies me. I’m gonna say that passes the turing test for sure.
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themouthking:

glumshoe:

I met a 60-ish year old gems and minerals seller today and we talked about the international fossil trade for twenty minutes. As she was leaving, she clapped me on the shoulder and said, “Too bad, young man! You’re just too young for me.” Then she gave me her business card. 

????

Hearing your stories strongly reminds me of encounters an ex of mine would have. And it always made me think, when they told me about their encounters, that it must be what it’s like for an alien to experience humanity for the first time.

An example. We were at Lush and an employee asked them, “Tell me about your skin?” Like wanting to know oily or combination or whatever.

Instead, they just started to rattle off Skin Facts™️. Like, skin is the largest organ and it holds all my insides in. Etc.

I feel like you’d enjoy knowing this person, Ship.

Your ex and I are constantly experiencing humanity for the first time over and over again.
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Queer Eye making me cry and care about straight people and teaching me to heal from being traumatised by religion and learn to let go of the resentment and realise that there are a lot more good people in the world than there are evil and to be less cynical to people who have the potential to be genuinely good and kind people with some guidance…… wig
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sweet-bitsy:

Hey so…….. I need this right now

what store is this I NEED IT
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dungeonsanddontfuckup:

starship-one:

Taako and Lup also buy those “best friends” heart necklaces but they have to buy two pairs because they can’t decide who gets the one with “best” on it so it’s like

Magnus wears both of the “friends” necklaces when they do this, and it it makes him incredibly happy.

hey OP and @dungeonsanddontfuckup thank you for my life

This belongs on this blog
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socialpsychopathblr:

Theresa Fractale

I legit gasped

hAve you ever seen someone so beautiful that you almost start crying

BLACK GOTHS ARE VALID AND YOU BABES ARE APPRECIATED ON THIS BLOG
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whitepeopletwitter:

When one of your customers spanks your ass

i thought it was about working in retail omg
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dulce-skull:

Anyway I just ordered 20 of these as bumper stickers because I have no backbone
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This is an example of an emergent property because I wouldn’t care to walk into a place that offers these things separately but when you combine them I desperately want to go.
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breathtakingdestinations:

Haneul Park - Seoul - South Korea (by Raheel Shahid) 
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putzes:

people who are horny on fb are absolutely focking unhinged

Horny on instagram: social norm

Horny on tumblr: pretty regular

Horny on twitter: bit funny but ok

Horny on facebook: unhinged

Horny on linkedin: evolved
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Pence Accidentally Request Foreign Backed Coup of US
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awwww-cute:

Hachiko with some friends (Source: http://ift.tt/2G8qqNj)
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fumbledeegrumble:

kaiserbeamz:

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

why is /v/ the way that it is

just a bunch of really good opinions from these 4chan gamers

Lesson of the day.

People need to stop defending 4chan. They’re neougly.

4chan needs to go away now really. Its just the worst.

Also I don’t even really understand what they’re trying to say…?

Death….stranding isn’t out yet? Some of these games in fact, are not out yet….how do they know!? This is like a fever dream. Also God of War is the most blatant male-ego stroking power fantasy….it starts with a dead mom how is that in ANY way what they are talking about!?

Kratos has emotions beyond GRAH ME MURDER FUCK now so clearly, God of Soy.

There’s a lot of games on these lists. What games do /v/ even like?

Sounds like they’re the ones who don’t like games tbh.

“false sense of fun” Buddy if you’re having fun, you’re having fun
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Cafe Asks ☕️

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fawning:

Vanilla Chai Latte : Are you in love?
Flat White : Coffee or Tea?
Cappuccino : What’s your middle name?
Mocha : Dream Job?
Pumpkin Spice : Dream car?
Jasmine Tea : If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?
Old English : You’re stranded on an island, who do you bring with you?
Iced Chocolate : Do you have a crush on someone?
Caramel Frappe : Favorite video game?
Iced Lemon Tea : Favorite song/band?
Iced Cafe Mocha : Favorite thing to do on rainy days?
Hot Chocolate : Are you an affectionate person?
Caramel Macchiato : You’re travelling the entire world but you can only take one person with you. Who do you take?
Green Tea : How tall are you?
Early Grey Tea : The inevitable Zombie Apocalypse is upon us! What’s your plan of action?
Mint Tea : How do you relax?
Vanilla Latte : Board games or drinking games?
Iced Coffee : Do you like reading? If so, what’s your favorite book?
Italian Soda : Describe your dream date
Sparkling Water : Describe what qualities you look for in a person
Orange Juice : Have you ever had a valentine?
Rose Hip Tea : Describe your first kiss
Herbal Tea : You’re at a candle shop, what scented candle do you buy?
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Elleanor on the street in Harajuku wearing a denim jacket from the vintage shop Kinji, layered tops from WC Harajuku, a WC Harajuku plaid skirt, heels, and a see through glitter purse. Full Look
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motherish:

this really means a lot to me
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Flat white, jasmine tea, and hot chocolate

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Flat White : Coffee or Tea? – I like the taste of coffee, but the caffeine is too much for me, so I’m more of a tea drinker. I don’t drink a whole lot of either, though.

Jasmine Tea : If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?  – I want to go EVERYWHERE! I just want to experience so much in the world. I know this should probably be more specific, but I guess the main thing I want is to go to every continent (maybe not Antarctica)

Hot Chocolate : Are you an affectionate person?  – It depends. Around certain people, I am SUPER affectionate. I want pets and I want to pet! But I also am not a big hand holder and don’t really do any PDA.
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Pride is almost over, and now it’s time for Wrath
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solareclipselgbt:

were-all-queer-here:

Pls stop making lgbt people feel bad for falling into lgbt stereotypes. Like we didn’t ask for stereotypes. We didn’t ask for you to fetishize us. We’re just trying to be ourselves, we shouldn’t be shamed for “perpetuating stereotypes”. Let us exist in peace.

a lot of “stereotypes” are also a part of our culture and a part of how we recognize one another and a result of our experiences, but cis straight people love to shame us for this. fitting stereotypes can be good and embraced!!
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fandomshatepeopleofcolor:

Imagine being a 911 operator who is used to dealing with people calling you in times of huge crisis like while people are trying to murder/rob/rape them or their friends/neighbors and one day getting a call from a white lady telling that she needs urgent aid all because an 8 year old black girl is selling water bottles outside her apartment and “she does not have a permit” like id myself drive up to her and clock her across her face for wasting my time.What the hell is wrong with these people

For the record, calling 911 and not the non-emergency line like this, is a criminal offense. She can and should be charged for tying up the lines with something that pathetic and racist when someone else might have been having a heart attack. They won’t because she’s a racist white lady, but they should.
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“Okay but nothing we do matters anymore”

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thebibliosphere:

FUCK YOU DO IT ANYWAY

STAND YOUR GROUND

FIGHT

SPEAK FOR THOSE WITHOUT VOICES

SPEAK SO HISTORY KNOWS WE DID NOT GO MEEKLY INTO THE DARK

BE A LIGHT

BURN IT DOWN

IT IS BETTER TO LIGHT A FLAMETHROWER THAN TO CURSE THE DARKNESS
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The term “safe space” originates in LGBT communities and designates a place where homophobia isn’t tolerated.

The argument usually goes that safe spaces keep people from encountering ideas they disagree with, that they have an infantilizing and silencing effect.

I respond that when gay people are so sheltered that they have no idea what homophobia is, well, then I’ll admit that maybe things have gone a bit too far.

In the meantime, gay people not experiencing enough homophobia is not really striking me as a pressing social issue.

shiraglassman:

lamardeuse:

gravedelight:

[►]

this is the best most concise takedown of safe space critics I’ve ever seen

Yeah like seriously, people being in danger of not knowing someone out there hates them or believes lies about them is…. not a problem.
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delistylehardcore:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same

in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer, Jeffrey Katzenberg, is quite short . Eisner, being an asshole, once infamously said of Katenzberg, “I think I hate that little midget.” 

so 5′0″ Katzenberg went and turned his asshole boss into a little person named Lord Fuckwad

yeah

more fun facts: disney/pixar did the same shit right back several years later

mr. incredible’s boss is a caricature of jeffrey katzenberg

someone has probably already added this but I can’t have this post going without the Very obvious addition of UP’s villain Charles Muntz- the send up of Disney’s old boss and legendary asshole, Charles Mintz

entire animation teams taking overt digs at horrible bosses is tea
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tastefullyoffensive:

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walk into the party. almost every single guy has a purple cup. most of the girls have blue cups, but the purple cups are ONLY hitting up the girls with green cups (who range from “in a bitter breakup” to “i have a crush on my yoga instructor”). you walk into the backyard and there’s two people screamfighting with pink cups while a purple cup dude bolts past you and back into the party, zipping up. you put arsenic in a green cup and chug it in front of everyone and then they cheer and you don’t remember the last part because youre dead now so i guess ur relationship status is indeed complicated
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versacethotty:

me pitching a show to netflix: okay so queer eye but instead the gays fuck up the lives of men who deserve it

Queere Eye for an Eye
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nudityandnerdery:

Reminder for our current trashfire of a timeline:

Not all acts of resistance are political and overt. Survival is resistance. Loving and supporting those around you is resistance. Finding and sharing even small bits of joy is resistance.

We build the world we want even in the smallest acts we make. Never forget that.
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Honestly I’ve never identified with something more in my entire life. Shout-out to my Quiet Gays™
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