Jun. 29th, 2018

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buffyannepratt:

me: *plays to relax and get away from people*

developer man: multiplayer!! now with extra people!!!

me:

This is a mood.
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end my suffewing
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raw me this raw me that. Y’all don’t even eat vegetables relax
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anarchyisfunandfree:

Viewing politics as a spectrum with a ‘middle’ and ‘extremes’ is a really powerful and dangerous ideological concept. The prevailing ideology decides what constitutes the middle, its arbitrary, it doesn’t represent any sort of ‘balance’ or any other properties outside of its material content. If your ideology occupies the ‘middle’ space, it’s because the ideas constituting it are normalized in the prevailing mainstream, which speaks to the position of power it occupies, not to its inherent truth, practicality, or morality. There is no such thing as neutral, inaction and abstention are passive support of the underlying power structures of our society.

To be moderate means: to not want the current situation to change very much or very fast. Which, given the incredible amount of injustice there is right now, is a very extreme position in favour of injustice.
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Can you even imagine being the poor alien sod responsible for auditing an earthling spaceship’s spending allowance? Like: 

“I see, and why do you require many tubes of white plant flavoured paste?” 

“Oh well, if we don’t rub that on our teeth twice daily the bacteria living in my mouth will begin to devour me teeth.” 

“…Noted.” 

“I have also noticed several large shipments of specific medications, and a variety of individually packaged absorbent material - however injury records do not show sufficient numbers to justify these recurrent deliveries.” 

“Ah, yeah, it’s not really an injury per say. As part of our natural reproductive cycle approximately half the population will shed the lining of one of their internal organs and expel it.”

“…that is the most horrifying thing that I have ever heard.”

“Yeah.”

“Does such a process not hurt?”

“That’l be what the medication’s for. Pain killers for the cramps, birth control to stop the process.” 

“…and your reasoning behind the fully functional, high-tech entertainment system?” 

“Okay, that we could probably do without. But in our defence that was actually insisted on as a standard feature of all fleet-ships expected to encounter Terrans. Admiral Plo’Kaght insisted on it. Something about bored humans and a an illegal betting ring featuring a cleaning robot with a knife strapped to it going up against a human with a mop?” 

“…I believe I should speak with my superiors.” 

I love how Stabby the Roomba has become such a consistent in-joke among these sorts of blogs.

Galactic hero stabby the roomba: his legend continues
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I’ve got a new word for fanfic writers to use, brought to you by todays word of the day:

example sentence: she gazed into his smaragdine orbs

obama chuckled. “you mean the chaos smaragdines?”
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jedihighcouncil:

people acting like diversity is inherently a political statement or sjw bullshit are so fucking stupid like… thats just how the world is. its almost like the real world is diverse and that its unnatural for media to not reflect this… like these people literally get mad about female protagonists, gay protagonists or protagonists of color bc its “political correctness gone too far” like idk how to explain to you that poc, lgbt people and women existing isnt political correctness its just life dude
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“I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.”

-Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut

Why is this a real thing that happened in the real world what’s the meaning of this

I’m just gonna copy paste the story here from discord because honestly the whole story is worth hearing

so lady comes through drive thru.“Hi what can I get for you?”“A sesame bagel with extra cream cheese.”“A sesame bagel with extra cream cheese, sure no problem, can I get you anything else today?”“No”“Alright, you can pull up”and I just hear this quiet disgrunted “ ‘Please’ ?”I’m like uhhhhh, was that even directed at me, I don’t know, I don’t know how to respond to that so I just ignore it like I didn’t hear it. I go up to the window and see this woman, which she honestly looked like a tomato with messy gray hair. Before I have the window halfway open I see her roll her eyes at me so I’m like oh boy here we go, time to put on the stupid sweet customer voice“Hi how are you today?”She hands me the money for her bagel and goes “Just a tip. It’s ‘Please pull up to the window.’ not ‘pull up.’ I found that incredibly rude.”I go “I’m sorry about that, I didn’t intend for that to be rude, I just meant that it was okay to pull up to the window now.”“I know what you meant. But it was rude.”“Well, I apologize. Here’s your bagel, have a great day.”She goes “I’m a MYSTERY SHOPPER.” (If you don’t have Mystery shoppers where you are, it’s kind of like undercover boss where the store owner hires someone through the Mystery shopper program and they place a regular order just to make sure people are following policy)I’m like “… ok”So I’m about to tell my boss and coworker what just happened when she comes in. And I jump to the front counter because no way I’m letting her talk to my boss before I do.“Hi, can I help you?”“Yes. This bagel was supposed to be NOT toasted. You toasted it.”“Ohh, I’m so sorry about that! I didn’t hear that. I’ll make you a new one right now.”Coworker beats me to the bagel and I say “A little extra cream cheese on that.”She looks at my boss “She just said a LITTLE cream cheese. I wanted EXTRA cream cheese.”Boss goes “Oh, she said a little extra cream cheese.”“Oh”Boss goes into kiss ass mode as well and says, “I’m sorry about the mistake, would you like a donut?”Lady goes “I’ve never. Eaten a donut. In my ENTIRE LIFE. and I’m NOT. About to start NOW.”Boss is like “… ok” and we’re all internally going sdhakgsdgkja?

So we get the bagel out and she says to my boss“And I have one more thing to say.” She leans in with a sneer. “Mystery shopper.”boss goes “We don’t do that here.”“yea you do.”“No we don’t.”“yea you do.”“Have a good day.”

Basically we’re pretty sure the lady was crazy and she was absolutely lying because Mystery shoppers are not allowed to tell you that they’re mystery shoppers, and they aren’t allowed to coach you. And even if she was, “please” is not one of the things they look for. They look for a Greeting, whether or not you repeated the order and the price back, and whether or not you upsold. We haven’t participated in the program in over 7 years.
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PRIDE MONTH JUST GOT AN EXTENSION SEE U GAYS IN PRIDE 2
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puyopuyo:

i wish i lived in the sims, i could just be like “ooh, shooba wormie!” and eat a sandwich

not legally
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