May. 2nd, 2018

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Victorian High Top Roller Skates

For the witch on the go

Now THIS is my aesthetic

god the two most dangerous kinds of footware combined into one
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Me consuming media dealing with werewolves: “okay but if you’re gonna lock yourself in that basement during your transformation have you thought of including some enrichment?? How about a treat ball or a frozen Kong?? What are your thoughts on sniffing out treats”

Good god the rampant destruction makes so much more sense now! The wolf has no mental stimulation so its starts destroying things because its BORED.

This is such a good idea!

Also, remember to protein load to avoid ravening. Beef, chicken, fish- whatever, just LOTS OF IT. The change takes a lot out of you, and the wolf will go out hunting for it if you don’t provide. Don’t bother with tofu. It’s no good trying to be a vegetarian by day if you’re a humanitarian by night.

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*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill
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Darb’s got the right idea on this cold, dreary Sunday 😴 What are you guys up to?
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In case you haven’t been on Twitter lately the most recent discourse is that a vegan consoled a crying child and gave her money for ice cream, and another vegan made a callout because she didn’t tell the child to buy vegan ice cream.

i lost it at this reply
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One of the funniest things in the world to me is that comedy podcaster/video game journalist Justin Mcelroy will occasionally get emails intended for Crime/Politics Vancouver reporter Justin Mcelroy
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yeah definitely!

so it starts with predatory recruitment. military recruiters visit high schools and sometimes even middle schools to normalize the idea that joining the military is no different from going to college. almost none of those kids can actually join, but they try to sell them on it anyway with talk of how cool it’ll be and what a badass it’ll turn you into, and stuff like that. the army even has even put out three T-rated video games about army life since 2007, the most recent in 2015.

it gets even more intense in high school, when they start contacting kids directly. when you take the SAT and ACT, your information automatically gets sent to recruiters and they start sending you recruitment literature that blends in really well with the letters you’re getting from colleges suggesting you apply.

then, once people are old enough to actually join up, the recruitment pitch shifts to more tangible offers with little to no intention of ever following through. one of the biggest selling points is the G.I. Bill, but it comes with a whole host of terms and conditions that no one ever mentions, which often results in the benefits being mostly (or even completely) unusable for a lot of people, with just under half of servicemembers ending up using any of it at all.

they also recruit heavily based on the idea that your time in the military will translate into work experience and make it easier to find a job when you get out, but most military equivalents to civilian jobs deal with highly specialized equipment that makes the experience irrelevant, and you don’t get any certifications or equivalencies.

another big draw is Tricare, which is, quite simply, the best insurance in the world. What they don’t tell you is that your dependents get a shitty knockoff, and you also get kicked over to that shitty knockoff as soon as they determine that whatever’s wrong means you won’t be returning to active duty. they want to protect their investment as long as it can fight for them, but beyond that, you can go fuck yourself. and that’s to say nothing of the nightmare that is the VA, which is infamous for multiple-month wait times for even basic care, which is very often poor quality when you eventually do get it.

once you’ve actually joined, a few things happen that the recruiter never mentioned. first and foremost, you’ve entered into a contract with the united states government, which means that any breach of that contract is a federal felony. in other words, everything in this post from here on out is 100% completely and totally unavoidable without utterly fucking up your life.

the second is that you are now subject to two entire sets of laws that, most likely, you had no idea existed until just now. lots of those laws are standard federal law that only applies to military personnel (title 10, mostly), but the rest are called the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ). a lot of the ucmj is pretty straightforward stuff that you’d expect, like “it’s a crime to disobey orders” (Article 92) and the like, but there’s a ton of general conduct laws as well. for example Article 88 - Contempt Toward Officials, which says:

Any commissioned officer who uses contemptuous words against the President, the Vice President, Congress, the Secretary of Defense, the Secretary of a military department, the Secretary of Transportation, or the Governor or legislature of any State, Territory, Commonwealth, or possession in which he is on duty or present shall be punished as a court-martial may direct.

in other words, if you’re an officer it is literally a crime to criticize the government, even in private and even if you’re not in uniform. more generally, though, all military personnel have their political activity severely restricted by a combination of articles 10, 2, and 18 of us code, DOD directives, and military regulations. from this article, here’s a list of some things that you’re not allowed to do if you’re in the military:

Participate in partisan political fundraising activities, rallies, conventions (including making speeches in the course thereof), management of campaigns, or debates, either on one’s own behalf or on that of another, without respect to uniform or inference or appearance of official sponsorship, approval, or endorsement. Participation includes more than mere attendance as a spectator.

Use official authority or influence to interfere with an election, affect the course or outcome of an election, solicit votes for a particular candidate or issue, or require or solicit political contributions from others.

Allow or cause to be published partisan political articles, letters, or endorsements signed or written by the member that solicits votes for or against a partisan political party, candidate, or cause. However, letters to the editor are allowed.

Serve in any official capacity with or be listed as a sponsor of a partisan political club.

Speak before a partisan political gathering, including any gathering that promotes a partisan political party, candidate, or cause.

Participate in any radio, television, or other program or group discussion as an advocate for or against a partisan political party, candidate, or cause.

Conduct a political opinion survey under the auspices of a partisan political club or group or distribute partisan political literature.

Perform clerical or other duties for a partisan political committee or candidate during a campaign, on an election day, or after an election day during the process of closing out a campaign.

Solicit or otherwise engage in fundraising activities in Federal offices or facilities, including military reservations, for any political cause or candidate.

March or ride in a partisan political parade.

Display a large political sign, banner, or poster (as distinguished from a bumper sticker) on a private vehicle.

Display a partisan political sign, poster, banner, or similar device visible to the public at one’s residence on a military installation, even if that residence is part of a privatized housing development.

Participate in any organized effort to provide voters with transportation to the polls if the effort is organized by or associated with a partisan political party, cause, or candidate.

Sell tickets for or otherwise actively promote partisan political dinners and similar fundraising events.

Attend partisan political events as an official representative of the Armed Forces, except as a member of a joint Armed Forces color guard at the opening ceremonies of the national conventions of the Republican, Democratic, or other political parties recognized by the Federal Elections Committee or as otherwise authorized by the Secretary concerned.

Make a campaign contribution to, or receive or solicit (on one’s own behalf) a campaign contribution from, any other member of the Armed Forces on active duty.

Any activity that may be reasonably viewed as directly or indirectly associating the Department of Defense or the Department of Homeland Security (in the case of the Coast Guard) or any component of these Departments with a partisan political activity or is otherwise contrary to the spirit and intention of this Directive shall be avoided.

most of that list comes from DoD Directive 1344.10 (full text here) and while there’s plenty of stuff you can do, politically, but almost all of it requires you to be either anonymous or passive about it. so now it’s illegal for you to do anything substantial toward changing policy in any way, and possibly also to even so much as complain about the president or call congress incompetent.

so now that you’ve been properly restricted (and remember, the only way out of this without a felony is with a DD214 (discharge paperwork)) you’re put to work. on the surface, it seems like any other job, but there’s subtle differences. for one thing, literally every person who’s gotten more raises than you is your boss and you have to do whatever they tell you unless it conflicts with what someone who’s gotten even more raises than them already told you to do.

your orders can also be literally anything that’s not illegal. if your boss at starbucks tells you to always stand on one foot while you work the register, you might do it for like an hour or two, but then you’d stop bothering and if your boss got upset about it then that would be unreasonable. if your CO tells you to always say the pledge of allegiance in Farsi, then it’s your responsibility to learn how to say it in Farsi and always do so until that CO or someone above them give you permission to say it in english again, and if you don’t, that’s a crime.

what that means is that if you get assigned to recruitment duty, you can and will be ordered to look and sound excited about being in the military as you tell 13 year olds they should join up after high school, and you will legally have to do it.

and all of this is without even mentioning the missions. combat, and the act of killing another human being, are traumatizing even in the most ideal of situations. if someone breaks into your home to attack you and you push them back and something heavy falls on them and kills them, that’s still a traumatic experience for you. even legitimate wars for good reasons against enemies that really do need to be stopped are horrifying experiences for everyone involved.

but when the war is bullshit and most of the casualties are civilians and you know all this and aren’t even allowed to say anything about it, let alone do anything about it? that combines with combat to royally fuck a person up.

this is the part where everyone who’s read this far gets ready to jump down my throat about how the people being bombed are the real victims and not the people dropping the bombs, so let me remind you that this anon was in response to a post i made that started with the words “The US Military is […] evil” and that im not in any way trying to say that the troops get the worst of it, just that they are being used and abused by the system.

because remember, those troops have been groomed to be recruited since they were five years old and asked their parents why they got veterans day off from kindergarten, and have been pursued more and more actively all the way up through high school. the military lured them in, is chewing them up, and will spit them out when it’s done with them without giving one single fuck about them.

and no matter how you cut it, that describes a victim.
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this is so accurate im crying
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Sickening. Horrifying.
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seeing john mulaney posts tagged with “john mulaney spoilers” is the funniest fucking thing

john mulaney dies in infinity war
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Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren’t in earshot they’ll never know right?

Then about a week into their journey like

Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying

Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst

Legolas:

~*~earlier~*~

Legolas: ugh fucking hobbits

Merry: Frodo what’d he say

Frodo: I’m not sure he speaks a weird dialect but I think he’s insulting us. I should tell him I can understand Elvish

Merry: I mean you could do that but consider

Merry: you can only tell him ONCE

Frodo: Merry. You’re absolutely right. I’ll wait.

#legolas’ hick accent vs #frodo’s ‘i learned it out of a book’ accent #FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Legolas: umm well your accent is horrible

Aragorn: *hollering from a distance* HIS ACCENT IS BETTER THAN YOURS LEGOLAS YOU SILVAN HICK

Frodo: :)

@inquisitorhierarch
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captainpoe:

#DISNEY PRINCESS SHURI

MY HEART

YES PLEASE!

THE AWESOME-EST PRINCESS

Superhero + Disney Princess = Super Princess

:D

Adorable and also able to KICK UR ASS WITH SICENCE
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anxietywithsprinkles:

Hey um I don’t know how to say this and I really hate doing this but I literally have $0.83 in my bank account (happy to send screenshots on request). I start my new job in a week, but only get paid bi weekly and thus have no new income until 3 weeks from now. I have groceries to last me maybe a week (I had $12 in my bank account this morning and spent $11 on groceries) and one ride left on my transit pass.

If you have anything you can spare, even if it’s a couple bucks, it would help. I don’t need much, I just need to eat and be able to travel. I definitely understand if you can’t, times are hard for everyone. Please dm me and I will pass you my PayPal or my cash.me

Thank you

Hi! So I’ve gotten a couple of donations that have really really helped me and I could not be more thankful. However, I still predict that I will need more to last me the full 3 weeks so if you can send money I super appreciate it, totally get it if you can’t. I’ll make sure to take this down when I have enough to get me through to my next check.

Thank you to those who reblogged this too! I remember last year when I was donating to peoples crowdfunding because I was able to, and to have folks donate to me today means a lot ❤️

Hey fun update from a couple hours ago my start date might be pushed back another 2 weeks meaning I will have no source of income for five weeks. I am currently looking into dog walking for that period but even if I walked 5 dogs across the city everyday (which is basically impossible given I don’t have a car) I would still not have enough to cover my basic needs. I will update whether or not this new start date is official or not

I literally do not want to go hungry. If I can pay my bills on time of course that’s optimal, but atm my biggest concern is literally survival. I am looking into food drives and food pantries nearby and into temporary food stamps (I am trying really hard) but please if you are able to spare even $5 that’s amazing. $5 can buy me two rides, 5 cans of beans, 5 pounds of pasta, a good amount of rice, several cans of tomato paste, a big bag of potatoes, a couple of loaves of bread, a few bags of frozen peas, etc. Don’t feel like any amount is too small at this point it’s not

Thank you

It was just confirmed my start date is being moved back so all of the above stands true

I likely have enough food donations/money for food for 2-3 weeks after I run out of my current food in a little less than a week which is so amazing and I’m so thankful but I am still far from transportation or bills being covered.

Again, I will take this down when I have enough to get me through the next 5 weeks. Again, given my situation no amount is too small-$5 means I can get to and from work comfortably for an entire day and feed myself for almost two days. Any amount will add up to being able to afford my bills, which would mean a lot to me bc I spent this year building up my credit score that I really don’t want to destroy.

Please dm me for PayPal or cash.me. Thank you all so much, everyone who has even given this a second of consideration by reblogging or donating is truly angelic and has given me a lot of faith in humanity tbh. I feel less worried about making it through these next few weeks, especially in terms of immediate survival. Thank you all

I’ve been really lucky to get donations, but I still need help to get through to mid May, my first paycheck. Literally anything helps. Thank you

I paid for UTI meds today, making my situation that much more shitty please help

I’m 3 fridays out from my first paycheck I’m really close please help
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let’s take a moment to appreciate how goth culture has allowed many closeted trans ppl the opportunity to wear jewelry, makeup, and nail polish, under less scrutiny from the cishet world

or, conversely– combat boots, waistcoats, oxford shoes, ties, stud belts, wallet chains, and other “traditionally masculine” accessories

#the total and utter blurring of the gender binary is honestly this style’s biggest sourceof power lbr#we got dudes in corsets and gals in tuxes and some folks wearing both at the same time. (@ninjagiry)
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ironicallyxspiders:

I know TAZ has some completely epic lines that resonate with people like the “I saw seven birds” speech and “Our capacity for love increases” speech but what’s everyone’s favorite stupid line that for some reason lodged in your head beyond the others I’ll start 

Mine is when Taako and Barry are talking in the Beach Episode and Taako says “Barold… Barold…. I rolled an Eleven Barold, you have to tell me.”

“The late Merle Highchurch rolled a five”

Griffin: “Are you using the umbrella like Mary Poppins-style? You don’t need to.”
Justin: “Oh, natch. And I don’t need to. For sure. But I deffo am.”

“I can fuck any onion I want!”

“the memory of my grandfather’s name died long before i was born”

“hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie”

“How do you not have a d6 it comes with every game?!” “My daughter…” “Eats them for power????”

“You haven’t seen this ass!”

“what’d you do merle?” “laid down in the road”

“I love you guys. You just set my fucking dog on fire”

“Hey, you calm the fuck down, sir! There’s no yelling in the Fantasy Costco!”

When Taako said Gaia Sash in front of Hurley and when it staticed out and she asked what the fuck he just did with his mouth he said “I have a stutter”

“The secret ingredient is pistachios.” “Shelled?” “Yes, I leave the shells on them. They give you stronger teeth. Now get the Hell out of my office.”

“Do you work here?” “Yeah- What gave it away, is it the fact that I’m like, here? No man, i was just walking around and I got lost and now i’m on the moon”
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I think the bathrooms in this sports bar are asking me if I’m a top or bottom
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my favorite emotion is when someone does something kinda foolish and all you can say is “i love you” in response
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Wax Drip

heh heh…

sort of, uh… heh

kinda looks like uh… heh, you know…

What do you see? What does it look like, Supercumrat64? Why don’t you share it with the class, Supercumrat64?
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Beautiful street art in Guarda, Portugal
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