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May. 1st, 2018
Some More Irish Music Genres
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gallusrostromegalus:
So there’s about half a dozen posts floating around about how WEIRD Irish music is, but I thought I’d add my own, based pretty much on my Pandora list this evening:
“Being on a Boat sucks, I wish I was getting laid on land.”
“Being on land is boring and expensive, I wish I was on a boat”
“I robbed a military officer but my girlfriend snitched on me and Now maybe my military brother will leave his job and we can be terrorists together”
“Badly Injured Man Not Done Partying Yet”
“Being poor sucks but at least sex sells?”
INTENSE VIOLIN MOMENT
“Is grandpa dead or drunk? Who cares, lets solve all the family issues with a fistfight”
“Oh God Why Did I Ever Move To Nova Scotia”
“Oh no, this woman I was planning on knocking up and abandoning has tricked me out of my wealth and reputation”
INTENSE PENNY WHISTLE MOMENT
“My crush doesn’t love me back so I’m going to go die in India”
“I LIED, INDIA IS AWESOME”
“My most Memorable Barfights”
“I left everyone I loved to go to America for a better life but apparently this is where Britain sent all their assholes”
“Ireland is so beautiful, shame about those assholes next door.”
“Alas I did not trick that handsome asshole out of his wealth before he left me pregnant”
LISTEN TO HOW FAST I CAN FIDDLE
“Hey let’s all grab various sharp objects and overthrow the British”
“Whaling was a poor career choice”
“Poaching was also a poor career choice”
“Lets get wasted and try to sing tongue twisters”
“Let’s all get drunk in general”
let’s have a slow flute number about sunsets or butterflies I LIED IT’S ANOTHER JIG
“Love song for a specific beach”
“Paddy Fucks Up”
“Hard labor sucks, I wish I was unemployed”
“Being unemployed is AWESOME exceptforthepartwhereyoudieofstarvationbutthat’snotimportantrightnow”
“Don’t worry! It’s only me Sexy Stranger and Possible escaped Lunatic lurking in your barn! We should bone!”
FIDDLIN’ LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER UP IN THIS BITCH
“…But will she bone me if I dress like a hobo?”
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gallusrostromegalus:
So there’s about half a dozen posts floating around about how WEIRD Irish music is, but I thought I’d add my own, based pretty much on my Pandora list this evening:
“Being on a Boat sucks, I wish I was getting laid on land.”
“Being on land is boring and expensive, I wish I was on a boat”
“I robbed a military officer but my girlfriend snitched on me and Now maybe my military brother will leave his job and we can be terrorists together”
“Badly Injured Man Not Done Partying Yet”
“Being poor sucks but at least sex sells?”
INTENSE VIOLIN MOMENT
“Is grandpa dead or drunk? Who cares, lets solve all the family issues with a fistfight”
“Oh God Why Did I Ever Move To Nova Scotia”
“Oh no, this woman I was planning on knocking up and abandoning has tricked me out of my wealth and reputation”
INTENSE PENNY WHISTLE MOMENT
“My crush doesn’t love me back so I’m going to go die in India”
“I LIED, INDIA IS AWESOME”
“My most Memorable Barfights”
“I left everyone I loved to go to America for a better life but apparently this is where Britain sent all their assholes”
“Ireland is so beautiful, shame about those assholes next door.”
“Alas I did not trick that handsome asshole out of his wealth before he left me pregnant”
LISTEN TO HOW FAST I CAN FIDDLE
“Hey let’s all grab various sharp objects and overthrow the British”
“Whaling was a poor career choice”
“Poaching was also a poor career choice”
“Lets get wasted and try to sing tongue twisters”
“Let’s all get drunk in general”
let’s have a slow flute number about sunsets or butterflies I LIED IT’S ANOTHER JIG
“Love song for a specific beach”
“Paddy Fucks Up”
“Hard labor sucks, I wish I was unemployed”
“Being unemployed is AWESOME exceptforthepartwhereyoudieofstarvationbutthat’snotimportantrightnow”
“Don’t worry! It’s only me Sexy Stranger and Possible escaped Lunatic lurking in your barn! We should bone!”
FIDDLIN’ LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER UP IN THIS BITCH
“…But will she bone me if I dress like a hobo?”
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lunablvze:
ya-wn:
please for the love of god turn ur sound on
dats a grate cat right der
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lunablvze:
ya-wn:
please for the love of god turn ur sound on
dats a grate cat right der
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pomme-poire-peche:
getinmyglitterpants:
languages-georg:
So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.
Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.
“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”
One time I was proof reading a paper for a Russian student. As I was correcting her paper with her, the many mistakes in her grammar started weighing on her. I asked her what was wrong, and she said, almost sobbing,
“In Russian I am so intelligent and clear. In English I am like [an] idiot”
Respect to anyone trying to master a foreign language. I get so sad thinking about that student.
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pomme-poire-peche:
getinmyglitterpants:
languages-georg:
So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.
Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.
“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”
One time I was proof reading a paper for a Russian student. As I was correcting her paper with her, the many mistakes in her grammar started weighing on her. I asked her what was wrong, and she said, almost sobbing,
“In Russian I am so intelligent and clear. In English I am like [an] idiot”
Respect to anyone trying to master a foreign language. I get so sad thinking about that student.
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johnmulaneysgf:
the fact that im bisexual doesn’t make me “available to men” it just means if i CHOOSE to let a demon into my life, I can
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johnmulaneysgf:
the fact that im bisexual doesn’t make me “available to men” it just means if i CHOOSE to let a demon into my life, I can
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witchlight-dnd:
this is the most realistic feature I’ve ever given a character
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witchlight-dnd:
this is the most realistic feature I’ve ever given a character
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