gravityeyelids | Apr. 25th, 2018

Apr. 25th, 2018

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@gravityeyelids Rachel have I told you lately that I love you ��

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minervafloofdraws:

rattlesnek:

HIGHLY foreboding thrift store omen
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molded-from-clay:

“It’s chaos. Be kind.”
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thisaintnomuddclub:

29-year-old Ian McKellen takes a break from the rehearsing of Noel Coward’s play Hay Fever in which he stars. Photo © Mirrorpix
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nudityandnerdery:

knitmeapony:

editorincreeps:

lesbjork:

hustlerose:

im going to the forest does anybody want anything?

pined cone

Some mist

Sunbeam, please

A cool breeze, thanks.
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108echoes:

derinthemadscientist:

great-tweets:

wait WHAT

Wait, so… does -copter come *from* helicopter?

Yep! This is called rebracketing. Another famous example would be “-burger”: the original food item is named after the German city, [Hamburg]+[er], but got semantically reinterpreted as [ham]+[burger]. Now it’s used as a suffix indicating a type of sandwich.
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bartfargo:

mysharona1987:

blessingsandexcellence:

mysharona1987:

Some more funny library signs.

I wish to sob audibly

In my college library, girls just went into the toilets to sob audibly.

Times have changed, I guess.

Cathy and Keith are my squad goals.
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broke-broken-breaking:

prokopetz:

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation
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insouciantlypersnickety365:

#bringbackVictorianslang2k18

“Bitch the pot” - Pour the tea

“Got the morbs” - Temporary melancholia
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insouciantlypersnickety365:

Acknowledge your fear. Let it pass over and through you, breathe it in and hold it in your lungs, then let it out like fire.

You do not need to be a ray of sunshine to be the positive change you want to see in the world. Sometimes you can be a very small, very afraid flicker in the darkness. Just don’t let that flicker go out.

From this post by @thebibliosphere
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somuchforthetolerantleft:

if net neutrality gets killed, a bunch of idiots on the online are gonna blame the people who didn’t spend 100 hours calling miscellaneous high-level government officials, rather than the fact that said officials don’t give a solitary fuck about what the public wants
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oneeyedscarecrow:

how much do you think it frustrates the Joker that a man in a bat costume punching a clown should be the funniest thing in existence but everyone in Gotham has decided to take it seriously
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simon-lewis:

someone: whats your favorite [insert literally anything here]

me: *forgets everything i’ve ever enjoyed* uhhhh
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sleepyspoonie:

a cleric/bard multiclass hero whose vicious mockery is actually just catholic guilt
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sophgoph-the-nerd:

voidbat:

i-cant-i-have-rehearsal:

lipstickmystic:

amx004qubeley:

freddiebicury:

the pitch of someone’s voice is not an indicator of their gender, goodbye

yeah it is, dummy. everyone knows theres only 4 genders, alto, tenor, soprano, and bass.

please stop baritone erasure

#mezzosporanosmatter

freddie mercury: confirmed for gender overlord.

Yeah freddy hit that B flat
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zoochan:

Sleep with Morgana
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herbwicc:

Attention friends who keep killing their plants!

I found a really good book that I think will help!

It’s really easy to follow and has a wide variety of plants:

You can basically find the plant listed that looks most like the plant you have, and go to the page listed under it. And it’ll say how to care for it!

Here’s an example ^ not only does it say what lighting and watering it needs like most books, but it also lists the different things that can go wrong with this plant and which make us think it’s dying. Like wilting being too much water, edges crisping being not enough misting, what sunburn on this plant looks like, etc.

A common mistake people make that kills plants is too much water or not enough water, it can be tricky until you get used to your plant’s needs! This explains watering techniques really well.

And a bunch of other stuff it shows you, like buying the best plant for your environment, repotting them, feeding them, all sorts of things!

It’s definitely a new favorite 😌
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