gravityeyelids | Feb. 6th, 2018

Feb. 6th, 2018

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respectfully:

yugiohgx:

hawke:

yugiohgx:

hawke:

yugiohgx:

hawke:

yugiohgx:

hawke:

yugiohgx:

hawke:

yugiohgx:

hawke:

yugiohgx:

hawke:

yugiohgx:

hawke:

yugiohgx:

yugiohgx:

u kno one day we’re all gonna be adults and have jobs. kids are gonna go to school and their teacher will be a kinnie

one step further the students are also kin. “ok tord i understand that you dont like doubles but kokichi has just the same right to kin shinji as you do”

op is an exclusionist sooo lol

im literally asexual but go off

when i confided in you that i thought i was aromantic you called me a freak. stop lying for notes

you were mocking aces you piece of shit. dont twist my words you allo dirtbag

no i fucking said in confidence that i thought i was aro and i trusted you as my most loyal qpp at the time to not break that trust. i thought you would accept me for who i was but you told me i was a fucking turbo loner and said, and i quote, “you were talking about some guy you had a crush on just last week!” which a. WASNT true and b. what does it matter as i came to that conclusion after the fact. and now you have the fuckin audacity to id on the ace spectrum? i feel so physically sick

LMFAO. you were the worst qpp i ever had. why dont you just fucking kill yourself danny. no one will ever love you

i know your address you’re gonna regret ever vagueposting about wanting to qpp with me on your vent account. i’m going to come to your house and steal your fucking asexual nicki minaj shirt while you’re sleeping

this is why we broke qpps. you’re the same unreliable conniving asshole you were when we kindated.

no we broke qpps because you’re a freak exclusionist. and it was when you dropped vegeta that i really started to think we couldn’t be together anymore. what use is qpps kindating when they can’t even say they’re kin with gogeta?

you know just as well as i do that we both wouldve been killed for it. especially since [redacted] was kin with goku at the time. we wouldve gotten fucking torn apart and hung by our thumbs. was i risking all of that to be qpps with someone who didnt even love me?

I DID LOVE YOU YOU FUCKING IDIOT I LOVED YOU MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD AND YOU TORE ME DOWN. I ONLY SAID I WAS ARO SO YOU WOULDNT FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE BEING AROUND ME BUT I THOUGHT AT LEAST WE COULD STILL LOVE EACH OTHER THROUGH GOGETA

SO YOU ADMIT THAT YOU AROFAKED. the aspec identity isnt just a costume for you to put on so i’d love you. you disgust me, daniel.

Don’t you still love me? even after all that? i… i think i’m demi. and i think the person i created a loving bond with was… you.

i dont even know anymore. i feel like i dont know you. you were my best friend…my qpp. w-we were gonna move in together and exclude goku. but then you… you just threw me away for being ace. i’ll always love you…but i cant do this.

but. youre the one who threw ME away for being aro. i don’t understand. we put the downpayment on our new house together and everything but suddenly you didn’t want it and that really upset me. was this all a misunderstanding?

you distanced yourself from me as soon as i told you i was asexual. you didnt want to have an asexual qpp. i hope you choke on the shit that comes out of your mouth.
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hubblegleeflower:

the-emef:

lepus-arcticus:

I have literally never felt more called out in my entire life

I know this is supposed to be satire but uh

This is a completely rational solution to the problem.
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wvrthy:

swagintherain:

why not just pure, authentic Black men?

I love this
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lilacbreastedroller:

scissortailedsaint:

stupid cats are valid

cats who aren’t graceful and thud to the ground like a bag of rocks are VALID
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rhinse:

cradily:

why do we not fear crabs but we fear spiders and scorpions? crabs are like the weird aquatic love child of both and i dont understand

i can avoid crabs by not going to the beach shane. ms arachnea likes to live in my house and oppress me because im gay.
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padmedidntdieforthis:

adreadfulidea:

lierdumoa:

evilminji:

moonsofavalon:

star-lord:

lilian-cho:

roachpatrol:

vulcandroid:

i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it

Humanity’s first contact with Vulcans was some guy going “I’m down to fuck.”

Vulcans’ first contact with Humans was an emphatic “Sure.”

@sineala

#iiiiiiiiiiiiii mean vulcans had been watching humans for a long time#they knew the significance of a handshake but still#they had to find some fast and loose ambassador#willing to fuckin make out with a human for the sake of not offending them on first contact#lmao#star trekgive me the story of this fast and loose vulcan

“sir…these…these humans…they greet each other by…” *glances around before furtively whispering* “by clasping hands…”

*prolonged silence* “oh my…”

“sir…sir how will we make first contact with them? surely we…we cannot refuse this handclasping ritual, they will take it as an insult, but what vulcan would agree to such a distasteful and uncomfortable ritual??”

*several pensive moments later* “contact the vulcan high command and tell them to send us kuvak. i once saw that crazy son of a bitch arm wrestle a klingon, he’ll put his hands on anything”

Elsewhere, w/ kuvak: “….my day has come.”

The vulcan who made first contact with humans is named Solkar guys. Y’all just be makin’ up names for characters that already have names.

Bonus: here’s a screencap of Solkar doing the “my body is ready” pose right before he shakes Zefram Cochrane’s hand:

I swear Vulcans only come in two types and they are “distant xenophobes” or “horny on main for humanity”. Also apparently this guy is Spock’s great-grandfather and frankly that explains everything.

Hey so I looked into this at one point and that handshake literally created a lifelong telepathic bond between the two of them, and basically all of Solkar’s descendants were later obsessed with humans, including freaking SPOCK, so I’m not saying that handshake was so gay and good that it created an intergenerational telepathic bond between Solkar’s descendants and humans, but I’m also not….not….saying that.
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galaxyslime:

galaxyslime:

breadisticks:

galaxyslime:

swear words are illegal now. if you say one you’ll be fined.

heck

you’re on thin fucking ice

oh no
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fluffysheeps:

Chow chows are shaped like friends 🐶
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princesse-de-la-rue:

Give me someone who has some fucked up tastes in fiction, but is kind and respectful to real people, over someone who only ever ships the healthiest ships and stans the purest characters, but is rude and cruel to real people, any day of the week.

Your goddamn fictional preferences don’t show what kind of person you are; your actions do.

It’s not a hard concept to grasp.
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ficcyshit:

s t o p
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ni-cat:

comfy boy
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ghostdaddotcx:

brainstatic:

lord-kitschener:

Florida

On the Cracked podcast they were talking about why we get so much crazy news from Florida. Apparently most states have laws that conceal details about crimes from the media, but not Florida. In any other state they would only know that an assault occurred, but in Florida they have instant access to the crazy details. Stuff like this probably happens everywhere, but we’ll never hear about it.

It took me longer than I’d like to admit to realize Manatee is a city name.
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