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heyguysiwrotesomething:
“What are the goggles for?”
*Schlorp*
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heyguysiwrotesomething:
“What are the goggles for?”
*Schlorp*
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Dec. 3rd, 2017
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reflectsthechain:
when i make an important phonecall
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reflectsthechain:
when i make an important phonecall
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mayasexual:
goshdaggett:
So I went to the eye doctor, right, and I sit down to fill out the paperwork like you do and the lady was like “Thanks, Doctor Doctor will be with you in a moment” and I was like why did she say doctor twice that’s weird but then I looked at the business cards on the table and his name was actually Dr. Chad Dockter and I looked around and the other assistant caught my eye and just nodded like “You just had the moment didn’t you”
Chad saw his chance and took it
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mayasexual:
goshdaggett:
So I went to the eye doctor, right, and I sit down to fill out the paperwork like you do and the lady was like “Thanks, Doctor Doctor will be with you in a moment” and I was like why did she say doctor twice that’s weird but then I looked at the business cards on the table and his name was actually Dr. Chad Dockter and I looked around and the other assistant caught my eye and just nodded like “You just had the moment didn’t you”
Chad saw his chance and took it
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cuckandballtorture:
l-nobby-l:
cuckandballtorture:
l-nobby-l:
deadass fuck any str*ight p*rson who thinks they have a “”“gaydar”“”
congratulations Jen you can spot a 90 pound twink and a stone butch biker, you want a fuckin medal you shrew
i dont think you needed to censor out straight person
and i don’t think you needed to name your blog “cuckandballtorture” but here we are, huh
I genuinely can’t argue with that
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cuckandballtorture:
l-nobby-l:
cuckandballtorture:
l-nobby-l:
deadass fuck any str*ight p*rson who thinks they have a “”“gaydar”“”
congratulations Jen you can spot a 90 pound twink and a stone butch biker, you want a fuckin medal you shrew
i dont think you needed to censor out straight person
and i don’t think you needed to name your blog “cuckandballtorture” but here we are, huh
I genuinely can’t argue with that
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itchycoil: I have 2 “head”
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itchycoil:
I have 2 “head” “cannons” …. They’re called my nostrils
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itchycoil:
I have 2 “head” “cannons” …. They’re called my nostrils
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Why Young Americans Are Giving Up on Capitalism:
kenyatta:
amodernmanifesto:
Imagine that you’re twenty years old. You were born in 1996. You were five years old on 9/11. For as long as you can remember, the United States has been at war.
When you are twelve, in 2008, the global economy collapses. After years of bluster and bravado from President George W. Bush — who encouragedconsumerism as a response to terror — it seems your country was weaker than you thought.
In America, the bottom falls out fast. The adults who take care of you struggle to take care of themselves. Perhaps your parent loses a job. Perhaps your family loses its home.
In 2009, politicians claim the recession is over, but your hardship is not. Wages are stagnant or falling. The costs of health care, child care, and tuition continue to rise exponentially. Full-time jobs turn into contract positions while benefits are slashed. Middle-class jobs are replaced with low-paying service work. The expectations of American life your parents had when you were born — that a “long boom” will bring about unparalleled prosperity — crumble away.
Baby boomers tell you there is a way out: a college education has always been the key to a good job. But that doesn’t seem to happen anymore. The college graduates you know are drowning in student debt, working for minimum wage, or toiling in unpaid internships. Prestigious jobs are increasinglyclustered in cities where rent has tripled or quadrupled in a decade’s time. You cannot afford to move, and you cannot afford to stay. Outside these cities, newly abandoned malls join long abandoned factories. You inhabit a landscape of ruin. There is nothing left for you.
Every now and then, people revolt. When you are fifteen, Occupy Wall Street captivates the nation’s attention, drawing attention to corporate greed and lost opportunity. Within a year, the movement fades, and its members do things like set up “boutique activist consultancies.” When you are seventeen, the Fight for 15 workers movement manages to make higher minimum wage a mainstream proposition, but the solutions politicians pose are incremental. No one seems to grasp the urgency of the crisis. Even President Barack Obama, a liberal Democrat — the type of politician who’s supposed to understand poverty — declares that the economy has recovered.
I know stuff like this has been a topic of conversation on my dash for years but this bit was a nice articulation:
Capitalism, in other words, holds less appeal in an era when the invisible hand feels like a death grip. Americans under 20 have had little to no adult experience in a pre-Great Recession economy. Things older generations took for granted — promotions, wages that grow over time, a 40-hour work week, unions, benefits, pensions, mutual loyalty between employers and employees — are increasingly rare.
As a consequence, these basic tenets of American work life, won by labor movements in the early half of the twentieth century, are now deemed “radical.” In this context, Bernie Sanders, whose policies echo those of New Deal Democrats, can be deemed a “socialist” leading a “revolution”. His platform seems revolutionary only because American work life has become so corrupt, and the pursuit of basic stability so insurmountable, that modest ambitions — a salary that covers your bills, the ability to own a home or go to college without enormous debt — are now fantasies or luxuries.
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Why Young Americans Are Giving Up on Capitalism:
kenyatta:
amodernmanifesto:
Imagine that you’re twenty years old. You were born in 1996. You were five years old on 9/11. For as long as you can remember, the United States has been at war.
When you are twelve, in 2008, the global economy collapses. After years of bluster and bravado from President George W. Bush — who encouragedconsumerism as a response to terror — it seems your country was weaker than you thought.
In America, the bottom falls out fast. The adults who take care of you struggle to take care of themselves. Perhaps your parent loses a job. Perhaps your family loses its home.
In 2009, politicians claim the recession is over, but your hardship is not. Wages are stagnant or falling. The costs of health care, child care, and tuition continue to rise exponentially. Full-time jobs turn into contract positions while benefits are slashed. Middle-class jobs are replaced with low-paying service work. The expectations of American life your parents had when you were born — that a “long boom” will bring about unparalleled prosperity — crumble away.
Baby boomers tell you there is a way out: a college education has always been the key to a good job. But that doesn’t seem to happen anymore. The college graduates you know are drowning in student debt, working for minimum wage, or toiling in unpaid internships. Prestigious jobs are increasinglyclustered in cities where rent has tripled or quadrupled in a decade’s time. You cannot afford to move, and you cannot afford to stay. Outside these cities, newly abandoned malls join long abandoned factories. You inhabit a landscape of ruin. There is nothing left for you.
Every now and then, people revolt. When you are fifteen, Occupy Wall Street captivates the nation’s attention, drawing attention to corporate greed and lost opportunity. Within a year, the movement fades, and its members do things like set up “boutique activist consultancies.” When you are seventeen, the Fight for 15 workers movement manages to make higher minimum wage a mainstream proposition, but the solutions politicians pose are incremental. No one seems to grasp the urgency of the crisis. Even President Barack Obama, a liberal Democrat — the type of politician who’s supposed to understand poverty — declares that the economy has recovered.
I know stuff like this has been a topic of conversation on my dash for years but this bit was a nice articulation:
Capitalism, in other words, holds less appeal in an era when the invisible hand feels like a death grip. Americans under 20 have had little to no adult experience in a pre-Great Recession economy. Things older generations took for granted — promotions, wages that grow over time, a 40-hour work week, unions, benefits, pensions, mutual loyalty between employers and employees — are increasingly rare.
As a consequence, these basic tenets of American work life, won by labor movements in the early half of the twentieth century, are now deemed “radical.” In this context, Bernie Sanders, whose policies echo those of New Deal Democrats, can be deemed a “socialist” leading a “revolution”. His platform seems revolutionary only because American work life has become so corrupt, and the pursuit of basic stability so insurmountable, that modest ambitions — a salary that covers your bills, the ability to own a home or go to college without enormous debt — are now fantasies or luxuries.
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hidingoutbackstage:
hidingoutbackstage:
ahundredthousandreasons:
hidingoutbackstage:
Did I ever tell you guys the story of how I got a letter from President Obama on my 13th birthday?
No, please share
Okay, so when Jewish boys/girls turn thirteen, they have a ceremony called a bar/bat mitzvah. It’s a way to symbolize that we have become a young man/young woman, and it’s a big rite of passage for us.
At the time of my bat mitzvah, my uncle, who serves in the navy, had a job at the white house (one time he gave me and my family a tour, but that’s a story for another day). So, he worked at the white house, and it’s not like he was hanging out with the president all the time or anything spectacular, but he did know my uncle by his first name, so that was cool and important.
Anyways, a little while after my bat mitzvah and my 13th birthday, I received this in the mail:
At first I was already like, “whaaa??” My parents didn’t seem to know what it was about either. So I opened it, and, lo and behold:
along with:
So…yeah. My uncle was able to get the former president of the united states to send me a letter congratulating me on my bat mitzvah when I turned 13. Hope you enjoyed my story!
This is officially the Lucky Obama Birthday post, reblog and you’ll get a special present on your next birthday
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hidingoutbackstage:
hidingoutbackstage:
ahundredthousandreasons:
hidingoutbackstage:
Did I ever tell you guys the story of how I got a letter from President Obama on my 13th birthday?
No, please share
Okay, so when Jewish boys/girls turn thirteen, they have a ceremony called a bar/bat mitzvah. It’s a way to symbolize that we have become a young man/young woman, and it’s a big rite of passage for us.
At the time of my bat mitzvah, my uncle, who serves in the navy, had a job at the white house (one time he gave me and my family a tour, but that’s a story for another day). So, he worked at the white house, and it’s not like he was hanging out with the president all the time or anything spectacular, but he did know my uncle by his first name, so that was cool and important.
Anyways, a little while after my bat mitzvah and my 13th birthday, I received this in the mail:
At first I was already like, “whaaa??” My parents didn’t seem to know what it was about either. So I opened it, and, lo and behold:
along with:
So…yeah. My uncle was able to get the former president of the united states to send me a letter congratulating me on my bat mitzvah when I turned 13. Hope you enjoyed my story!
This is officially the Lucky Obama Birthday post, reblog and you’ll get a special present on your next birthday
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weavemama: EVERYONE 👏🏾 DESERVES
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weavemama:
EVERYONE 👏🏾 DESERVES 👏🏾 A 👏🏾 GOOD 👏🏾 EDUCATION 👏🏾 THAT’S 👏🏾 AFFORDABLE
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weavemama:
EVERYONE 👏🏾 DESERVES 👏🏾 A 👏🏾 GOOD 👏🏾 EDUCATION 👏🏾 THAT’S 👏🏾 AFFORDABLE
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sphinksbear:
mooseblogtimes:
Mother of Navy Vet Shot at 30 Times by Police Begs For Justice
This video was posted by the mother of India Kager, who was shot 30 times by the police. One more unheard story of a black woman executed by the police for nothing. Moreover, for a really long time Mass Media didn’t have any information about this case.
In September India Kager, a 27-year-old Navy veteran from College Park, Maryland, was sitting with her boyfriend and 4-month-old son, Roman.
Perry was a “person of interest” in a homicide, according to the police. They additionally claim that they had “confidential information” that he “was going to” commit a “violent crime.” But that’s about all they’re willing to say at this time to justify the incident.
Kager had nothing to do with her boyfriends crimes – past or future.
However, officers began firing rounds that killed both Perry and Kager, indiscriminately. The baby, however, managed to survive – no thanks to the police who sprayed bullets wildly a the car.
Police didn’t explain anything and no justice for her daughter happened, so she is begging for it.
God Help you.
#sayhername
#indiakager
#blacklivesmatter
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sphinksbear:
mooseblogtimes:
Mother of Navy Vet Shot at 30 Times by Police Begs For Justice
This video was posted by the mother of India Kager, who was shot 30 times by the police. One more unheard story of a black woman executed by the police for nothing. Moreover, for a really long time Mass Media didn’t have any information about this case.
In September India Kager, a 27-year-old Navy veteran from College Park, Maryland, was sitting with her boyfriend and 4-month-old son, Roman.
Perry was a “person of interest” in a homicide, according to the police. They additionally claim that they had “confidential information” that he “was going to” commit a “violent crime.” But that’s about all they’re willing to say at this time to justify the incident.
Kager had nothing to do with her boyfriends crimes – past or future.
However, officers began firing rounds that killed both Perry and Kager, indiscriminately. The baby, however, managed to survive – no thanks to the police who sprayed bullets wildly a the car.
Police didn’t explain anything and no justice for her daughter happened, so she is begging for it.
God Help you.
#sayhername
#indiakager
#blacklivesmatter
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bisexuallaurellance:
maskedriderbiocore:
pedeef:
pyrrhiccomedy:
medicine:
as a general rule. if what we’re calling ‘cultural appropriation’ sounds like nazi ideology (i.e. ‘white people should only do white people things and black people should only do black people things’) with progressive language, we are performing a very very poor application of what ‘cultural appropriation’ means. this is troublingly popular in the blogosphere right now and i think we all need to be more critical of what it is we may be saying or implying, even unintentionally.
There is nothing wrong with everyone enjoying each other’s cultures so long as those cultures have been shared.
Eating Chinese food, watching Bollywood movies, going to see Cambodian dancers, or learning to speak Korean so you can watch every K drama in existence is totally fine. The invitation to participate in those things came from within those cultures. The Mexican family that owns the place where I get fajitas wants me to eat fajitas. Their whole business model kind of depends on it, actually.
If you see something from another culture you think you might want to participate in, but you don’t know if that would be disrespectful or appropriative, you can just…ask. Like. A Jewish friend explained what a mezuzah was to me, recently. (It’s the little scroll-thing near their front doors that they touch when they come into their house. It basically means “this is a Jewish household.”)
“Oh, cool,” I said. “Can I touch it? Or is it only for Jewish people?”
“You can touch it or you can not touch it,” she said. “I don’t care.”
“Cool, I’m gonna touch it, then.”
“Cool.”
It’s not hard.
You want to twerk, twerk. I’ve never heard a black person say they didn’t think anybody else should be allowed to twerk. Just that they want us to acknowledge that they invented that shit, not Miley fucking Cyrus.
this is a good post.
Thank you, I was trying to sort this out in my head but you explained it very well.
#free exchange of culture is great - taking that culture without invite and pretending yours is an original take#(worse still profiting off it)#is cultural appropriation (by @gnimaerd)
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bisexuallaurellance:
maskedriderbiocore:
pedeef:
pyrrhiccomedy:
medicine:
as a general rule. if what we’re calling ‘cultural appropriation’ sounds like nazi ideology (i.e. ‘white people should only do white people things and black people should only do black people things’) with progressive language, we are performing a very very poor application of what ‘cultural appropriation’ means. this is troublingly popular in the blogosphere right now and i think we all need to be more critical of what it is we may be saying or implying, even unintentionally.
There is nothing wrong with everyone enjoying each other’s cultures so long as those cultures have been shared.
Eating Chinese food, watching Bollywood movies, going to see Cambodian dancers, or learning to speak Korean so you can watch every K drama in existence is totally fine. The invitation to participate in those things came from within those cultures. The Mexican family that owns the place where I get fajitas wants me to eat fajitas. Their whole business model kind of depends on it, actually.
If you see something from another culture you think you might want to participate in, but you don’t know if that would be disrespectful or appropriative, you can just…ask. Like. A Jewish friend explained what a mezuzah was to me, recently. (It’s the little scroll-thing near their front doors that they touch when they come into their house. It basically means “this is a Jewish household.”)
“Oh, cool,” I said. “Can I touch it? Or is it only for Jewish people?”
“You can touch it or you can not touch it,” she said. “I don’t care.”
“Cool, I’m gonna touch it, then.”
“Cool.”
It’s not hard.
You want to twerk, twerk. I’ve never heard a black person say they didn’t think anybody else should be allowed to twerk. Just that they want us to acknowledge that they invented that shit, not Miley fucking Cyrus.
this is a good post.
Thank you, I was trying to sort this out in my head but you explained it very well.
#free exchange of culture is great - taking that culture without invite and pretending yours is an original take#(worse still profiting off it)#is cultural appropriation (by @gnimaerd)
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lindsaythebrave:
I remember one time when I was in an eating disorder treatment center and struggling to finish a particularly hard meal, a therapist kneeled down next to me and said, “You don’t need to prove to me that you’re in pain.” I could feel some emotion starting to come up and I tried to push it away. She said, “Tell me about the pain, Lindsay. Use you words, not your body.” That’s still one of the most powerful things I’ve been told when in my eating disorder. There have been times, even subconsciously, that I’ve used ED behaviors as a way of showing people how much pain I’m in, telling them that I am not okay inside. There are still days when I’m tempted to take out my emotions on my body, to make my internal pain visible. But sometimes I think about this therapist and it makes me pause, even for a second, and remember that I don’t have to destroy myself to prove my pain to anyone. It is valid and real whether I look “sick enough” or not.
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lindsaythebrave:
I remember one time when I was in an eating disorder treatment center and struggling to finish a particularly hard meal, a therapist kneeled down next to me and said, “You don’t need to prove to me that you’re in pain.” I could feel some emotion starting to come up and I tried to push it away. She said, “Tell me about the pain, Lindsay. Use you words, not your body.” That’s still one of the most powerful things I’ve been told when in my eating disorder. There have been times, even subconsciously, that I’ve used ED behaviors as a way of showing people how much pain I’m in, telling them that I am not okay inside. There are still days when I’m tempted to take out my emotions on my body, to make my internal pain visible. But sometimes I think about this therapist and it makes me pause, even for a second, and remember that I don’t have to destroy myself to prove my pain to anyone. It is valid and real whether I look “sick enough” or not.
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cynegetic:
Submitting more because I got new piercings😍🔍
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cynegetic:
Submitting more because I got new piercings😍🔍
Submitted by lazyconfessionscrazyintentions
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stability:
reblog if you’d end a date if they said they voted for trump
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stability:
reblog if you’d end a date if they said they voted for trump
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myjusticecake:
gallusrostromegalus:
lonelymountainson:
afrocentric-divination:
Me as a horse.
Okay I know it’s beautiful, I know, but here’s the thing: it’s a trap. Because that’s almost definitely like 600% a kelpie, and if you touch it it will drag you into a river and eat you.
Please enjoy this very pretty and Not At All Suspect horse.
I feel like @seananmcguire would enjoy this.
@maggie-stiefvater this makes me think of Scorpio Races
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notalwaysweak:
myjusticecake:
gallusrostromegalus:
lonelymountainson:
afrocentric-divination:
Me as a horse.
Okay I know it’s beautiful, I know, but here’s the thing: it’s a trap. Because that’s almost definitely like 600% a kelpie, and if you touch it it will drag you into a river and eat you.
Please enjoy this very pretty and Not At All Suspect horse.
I feel like @seananmcguire would enjoy this.
@maggie-stiefvater this makes me think of Scorpio Races
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typette:
in snowy cold places the middle of the night is actually this bright!! this photo captures it really well! It’s surreal and sort of magical really
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typette:
in snowy cold places the middle of the night is actually this bright!! this photo captures it really well! It’s surreal and sort of magical really
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turtlepated:
accioturtur:
ladycyon:
spartathesheltie:
elliottheamericanbulldog:
themotherfuckingclickerkid:
This is the funniest thing I have ever read
Omfg this is…interesting…
Also, my mom has said plenty of times that she’d rather dog sit Elliot than watch a baby for me so I think my parents are going to live if I never have kids.
idk man, my mom keeps telling me i should get another dog.
Reblog if you also want to chase down something in the woods and rip its still-beating heart out, together with your replacement child fur baby.
I’ll tell you what G. Shane Morris. When I no longer have to face the thought of having to explain to my toddler about how they cannot get a job that will actually support their future without a college degree and they cannot get a college degree without taking out student loans that they will literally spend the rest of their life paying back and they’ll have to do so while living in their parent’s home which is actually their grandparent’s home because buying a home is no longer an attainable goal…
Then I will have a whole herd of human babies.
Until then I will content myself with a pack of fur babies I can raise with no guilt over what kind of future they’ll be faced with when they grow big and strong and toothy and fluffy and beautiful.
Do not speak to me or my four legged meowing daughter ever again. Good day to you.
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turtlepated:
accioturtur:
ladycyon:
spartathesheltie:
elliottheamericanbulldog:
themotherfuckingclickerkid:
This is the funniest thing I have ever read
Omfg this is…interesting…
Also, my mom has said plenty of times that she’d rather dog sit Elliot than watch a baby for me so I think my parents are going to live if I never have kids.
idk man, my mom keeps telling me i should get another dog.
Reblog if you also want to chase down something in the woods and rip its still-beating heart out, together with your replacement child fur baby.
I’ll tell you what G. Shane Morris. When I no longer have to face the thought of having to explain to my toddler about how they cannot get a job that will actually support their future without a college degree and they cannot get a college degree without taking out student loans that they will literally spend the rest of their life paying back and they’ll have to do so while living in their parent’s home which is actually their grandparent’s home because buying a home is no longer an attainable goal…
Then I will have a whole herd of human babies.
Until then I will content myself with a pack of fur babies I can raise with no guilt over what kind of future they’ll be faced with when they grow big and strong and toothy and fluffy and beautiful.
Do not speak to me or my four legged meowing daughter ever again. Good day to you.
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mellarkish:
mellarkish:
u ever get no sleep and the next day ur body functions like the tumblr app
me: we need to study
brain: hhuuUUUUGUHHGHUHGUHGUHUUH :((( oops SORRY! woopsie doopsies ! we mad ea big ol uhuhfdioufhdsiuiuaksj!!!!!!!????!?!?! :((((((
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mellarkish:
mellarkish:
u ever get no sleep and the next day ur body functions like the tumblr app
me: we need to study
brain: hhuuUUUUGUHHGHUHGUHGUHUUH :((( oops SORRY! woopsie doopsies ! we mad ea big ol uhuhfdioufhdsiuiuaksj!!!!!!!????!?!?! :((((((
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theultravioletcatastrophe:
kellyclowers:
“Alex they’re mushrooms” is the new “Harold they’re lesbians”
Wait till someone explains chromosomes to this guy, there’s a lot more to it than X/Y.
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theultravioletcatastrophe:
kellyclowers:
“Alex they’re mushrooms” is the new “Harold they’re lesbians”
Wait till someone explains chromosomes to this guy, there’s a lot more to it than X/Y.
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grammarmancer:
cinemove:
A Single Man (2009) dir. Tom Ford
That movie made me cry during class. Tears streaming down my cheeks crying.
Y'all should watch it.
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grammarmancer:
cinemove:
A Single Man (2009) dir. Tom Ford
That movie made me cry during class. Tears streaming down my cheeks crying.
Y'all should watch it.
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postmarxed:
chauvinistsushi:
writing-prompt-s:
When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.
too much
My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!
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postmarxed:
chauvinistsushi:
writing-prompt-s:
When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.
too much
My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!
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-plaid is usually flannel or wool, which means warm and fairly tough
-hides stains
-traditional
-gay
-Bigfoot thinks it’s hot
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-plaid is usually flannel or wool, which means warm and fairly tough
-hides stains
-traditional
-gay
-Bigfoot thinks it’s hot
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kizuna-system:
marquisofsade:
If You want to get rawed by a monster…
YOU. ARE. VALID
I know it’s you guillermo del toro
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kizuna-system:
marquisofsade:
If You want to get rawed by a monster…
YOU. ARE. VALID
I know it’s you guillermo del toro
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sarkos:
vintar:
if you’re ever angry at yourself for screwing something up please think of the time that the russian military spent years trying to breed the ultimate water rescue dog only to end up creating dogs that swam over to drowning people and then mauled them instead
3d6 Moscow Water Dogs
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sarkos:
vintar:
if you’re ever angry at yourself for screwing something up please think of the time that the russian military spent years trying to breed the ultimate water rescue dog only to end up creating dogs that swam over to drowning people and then mauled them instead
3d6 Moscow Water Dogs
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thejusticethatissocial:
flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flESH FLESH FLESH FLESHFLESHFLESH
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thejusticethatissocial:
flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flESH FLESH FLESH FLESHFLESHFLESH
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thatgirlonstage:
renegade-skywalker:
I’d really love to know what the hell Vader was thinking during that pregnant pause after he asks Luke to join him in Empire because Luke just kind of stares at him, says nothing, and then just… falls? Leaving Vader there looking like a total idiot but also wondering what the hell does Luke even think he’s doing?! Only Clone Wars Anakin could have been that extra, all “I’d rather fall into an unfathomable abyss than finish this conversation with you” is such a Skywalker move, so the only thing I imagine Vader really thinking is “Well, he definitely gets that from me.”
Vader: “JOIN ME”
Luke: *falls backward into the abyss*
Vader: … honestly I don’t know what else I expected
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thatgirlonstage:
renegade-skywalker:
I’d really love to know what the hell Vader was thinking during that pregnant pause after he asks Luke to join him in Empire because Luke just kind of stares at him, says nothing, and then just… falls? Leaving Vader there looking like a total idiot but also wondering what the hell does Luke even think he’s doing?! Only Clone Wars Anakin could have been that extra, all “I’d rather fall into an unfathomable abyss than finish this conversation with you” is such a Skywalker move, so the only thing I imagine Vader really thinking is “Well, he definitely gets that from me.”
Vader: “JOIN ME”
Luke: *falls backward into the abyss*
Vader: … honestly I don’t know what else I expected
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uhrair:
romanticize the hell out of your life tbh? romanticize the freckle on your left ass cheek or getting gas at the station before sunset. make every moment a good memory. make yourself feel special because you are special and I’m tired of this attitude where we attack each other by saying “no one cares”
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uhrair:
romanticize the hell out of your life tbh? romanticize the freckle on your left ass cheek or getting gas at the station before sunset. make every moment a good memory. make yourself feel special because you are special and I’m tired of this attitude where we attack each other by saying “no one cares”
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softheartedpoet:
jupiterreed:
softraging:
PSA
if you appreciate original creative content, reblog it! retweet it! share it! it costs $0.00 to show your support of artists whose work you consume for free. creating content isn’t easy, and the little support you give them by sharing their work helps their audience grow is very much appreciated.
This!! I cannot stress how absolutely positively essential this is. Especially since it isn’t easy to make yourself vulnerable and prone to open judgement. After being plagiarized so many times, sometimes I think it’s a wonder I still make posts and keep letting myself become an easy target for this kind of thing. It isn’t out of naivety, but because this blog is something I enjoy and something I like watching grow. It is where I began, it’s my launching pad. I know I’m not alone in this. For many artists, these tumblr blogs are a start because they are not in the position to or cannot afford to go all out when it comes to sharing their work (by which I mean starting their own website, publishing their own books or commissioning their own art). I’m here now so that one day, when I am in the position to achieve the benefit of these various outlets, I can look back on this blog and see how far I’ve come. This blog has been somewhere I can be a hoarder, collect all my words like antiques and store them for later use. We use these blogs as a channel for independent publication and in hopes of having our voices heard through the multifarious depths of the void, where it’s so commonplace to be drowned out. A single reblog or appreciative comment can make a world of a difference, and help encourage your fellow artists to aim for bigger things. I’m always looking to spread and share people’s art and poetry wherever and however I can, not only because I understand how much work goes into it, but because we’re always hungering for more art, as we should; being advocators of creative expression.
Thank you for this important addition!!
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softheartedpoet:
jupiterreed:
softraging:
PSA
if you appreciate original creative content, reblog it! retweet it! share it! it costs $0.00 to show your support of artists whose work you consume for free. creating content isn’t easy, and the little support you give them by sharing their work helps their audience grow is very much appreciated.
This!! I cannot stress how absolutely positively essential this is. Especially since it isn’t easy to make yourself vulnerable and prone to open judgement. After being plagiarized so many times, sometimes I think it’s a wonder I still make posts and keep letting myself become an easy target for this kind of thing. It isn’t out of naivety, but because this blog is something I enjoy and something I like watching grow. It is where I began, it’s my launching pad. I know I’m not alone in this. For many artists, these tumblr blogs are a start because they are not in the position to or cannot afford to go all out when it comes to sharing their work (by which I mean starting their own website, publishing their own books or commissioning their own art). I’m here now so that one day, when I am in the position to achieve the benefit of these various outlets, I can look back on this blog and see how far I’ve come. This blog has been somewhere I can be a hoarder, collect all my words like antiques and store them for later use. We use these blogs as a channel for independent publication and in hopes of having our voices heard through the multifarious depths of the void, where it’s so commonplace to be drowned out. A single reblog or appreciative comment can make a world of a difference, and help encourage your fellow artists to aim for bigger things. I’m always looking to spread and share people’s art and poetry wherever and however I can, not only because I understand how much work goes into it, but because we’re always hungering for more art, as we should; being advocators of creative expression.
Thank you for this important addition!!
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jumpyhyliannetop:
saber-chan:
I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story
I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life
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jumpyhyliannetop:
saber-chan:
I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story
I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life
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rhube:
tharook:
geekandmisandry:
wideopenhighway:
neverblogidly:
geekandmisandry:
My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.
“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:
“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.
“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.
“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.
“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”
“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.
Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents
My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.
Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.
I absolutely do not like that.
I love people who talk in their sleep.
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rhube:
tharook:
geekandmisandry:
wideopenhighway:
neverblogidly:
geekandmisandry:
My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.
“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:
“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.
“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.
“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.
“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”
“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.
Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents
My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.
Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.
I absolutely do not like that.
I love people who talk in their sleep.
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elliebeanz:
jkathleencheney:
An Unkindness of Ravens
Raven Rendezvous by Shane Lamb
i did not know until just now that the collective noun for a group of ravens is an unkindness
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elliebeanz:
jkathleencheney:
An Unkindness of Ravens
Raven Rendezvous by Shane Lamb
i did not know until just now that the collective noun for a group of ravens is an unkindness
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coolator:
lamdiel:
I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.
Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”
We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.
I wish platonic dates were a common thing.
I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.
does nobody on tumblr have friends
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coolator:
lamdiel:
I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.
Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”
We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.
I wish platonic dates were a common thing.
I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.
does nobody on tumblr have friends
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jecenifo:
mcmangos:
finally
we no longer have to Make Do
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jecenifo:
mcmangos:
finally
we no longer have to Make Do
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“If you call it the Waifu catalogue one more time I’m calling the cops”
- my DM to me when I mention the monster manual (via yourplayersaidwhat)
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“If you call it the Waifu catalogue one more time I’m calling the cops”
- my DM to me when I mention the monster manual (via yourplayersaidwhat)
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