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Tumblr, which one? Brownies, Chocolate Chip Cookies, Oreos or Rice Crispy Treats?
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therealklt:

Saying that you’re not going to support a woman taking a stand against a well-known and powerful rapist because she was a physical instructor for 2yrs in a compulsory armed force who never saw a day of combat and stated in one tweet that an organization, that is widely considered to be a terrorist group, used civilians as shields, a fact that Amnesty International has both agreed with and released reports on, is reprehensibly ignorant even for Tumblr.

Imagine being so inundated by performative morality politics that you side with an accused rapist.
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India declares freedom of sexual orientation a fundamental right

“India’s Supreme Court has issued a historic ruling confirming the right of the country’s LGBT people to express their sexuality without discrimination.

Judges ruled that sexual orientation is covered under clauses in the Indian Constitution that relate to liberty, despite the Government claiming there was no legal right to privacy.

The ruling paves the way for discriminatory practices against LGBT people to be challenged in the courts.”

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This is such a huge deal! It affects 1.3 billion people.
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“Marvel” didn’t cut Valkyrie’s bisexual scene, Taika Waititi did, and Tessa Thompson didn’t “beg him” to film it, she said, “You know what would be cool?” and he said, “That would be cool, let’s film it,” but then cut it because it didn’t fit into the pacing of the film. It happens. Also this scene was just a woman walking out of Valkyrie’s bedroom, so not as though it’s an entire subplot, which it should’ve been.

Stop stretching the truth for notes.
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PIKACHU SPEAKING ENGLISH

This was what I was talking about by saying Pikachu was speaking English. lmao the audience was exactly like my theater's reaction. BY FAR THE MONST WEIRDEST THING POKEMON HAS EVER DONE. like omg the fuck hell na so weird and awkward like naaa boy!

Video Credits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6YkGejS6IM

WHOA

I beg your FUCKING pardon
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when you follow your fave author into a new fandom
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i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm
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fucked up how cooking and baking from scratch is viewed as a luxury…..like baking a loaf of bread or whatever is seen as something that only people with money/time can do. I’m not sure why capitalism decided to sell us the idea that we can’t make our own damn food bc it’s a special expensive thing that’s exclusive to wealthy retirees but it’s stupid as hell and it makes me angry

bread takes like max 4 ingredients counting water and sure it takes a couple hours but 80% of that is just waiting around while it does the thing and you can do other things while it’s rising/baking plus im not gonna say baking cured my depression bc it didn’t but man is it hard to feel down when you’re eating slices of fresh bread you just made yourself. feels like everything’s gonna be a little more ok than you thought. it’s good.

bread is amazing and it’s also been sold to us as something really hard to make? Every time I tell someone I made a loaf of bread I get reactions like “you made it yourself???” and “do you have a bread machine then?”
I haven’t touched a bread machine in probably 10 years.
You CAN make your own bread, folks, and it’s actually pretty cheap to do so. I believe the most expensive thing I needed for it was the jar of yeast. It was about $6 at the grocery store and lasted me MONTHS (just keep it in the fridge.) The packets are even cheaper.
destroy capitalism. bake your own bread.

You can also make your own yeast by making a sourdough starter, so that cuts cost even more.

But you have to feed the starter daily/weekly and that means it grows quickly, but there are tons of recipes online for what to do with your excess starter. Cookies, pretzels, crackers, pancakes, waffles, you name it!!

Here’s a link to The Home Baking Association’s site. It has recipes and tips.
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Amazonian warriors from Wonder Woman (left) and the picture Snyder shared of Amazon Warriors from Justice League (right) 

[…] This isn’t a new formula for comic books, films or TV shows. All these fields are dominated by white men and their creations reflect their own ideals. Women in films are four times more likely to be shown in sexy outfits and three times more likely to show some nudity. Zack Snyder’s ideal female warrior wearing about the same as a Victoria’s Secret model on the runway is not a new concept, it’s just disappointing and insulting in 2017. […]

Amazons wearing soft leather outfits (good for showing off boob curves) while warriors from Atlantis and Man’s World are in full armor.

[…] To be absolutely clear, my issue is not with the lack of modesty. The Amazons in Wonder Woman wore sports-bra-like outfits when they were not fighting and I think that is very realistic for a society that lives in a Mediterranean climate. My problem is a millennia-old military culture wearing bikinis into battle because they are women. My problem is a wise civilization that was created by the gods to protect the world thinking that soft leather is armor. I have a problem with a really great design being thrown out in favor of something that would excite the cis male gaze. […]

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I was already sort of angry about this movie since the moment I saw the teaser trailer and realized that in only 5 seconds of footage they had managed to include a view of Gal Gadot’s ass, something that didn’t happen at any moment in the entirety of Wonder Woman, despite her fighting style and outfits being exactly the same ones, but this takes it to a whole new level…

Why even change the outfits? could they not reuse them? the WW ones look like armour for a hot island. the JL ones look like “sexy” costumes that you’d see for Haloween. it’s so fake looking a can’t even suspend my disbelief. no part of me thinks i’m looking at ancient warriors 

I’m gonna fucken stab a man. 

Fuuuuuuuck
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not to be a downer but your twenties are super hard and super lonely and tv lied and it’s not glamorous at all and if you are having a hard time it’s ok and it’s normal and you’ll be ok

don’t be afraid of getting older. so far my 40′s are the best time i’ve ever had.
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Someone: Okay, but my husband's uncle's neighbor saw them spit their gum out onto a sidewalk in 1992, so I don't really think that we should be idolizing them? [nail polish emoji]
Someone Else: This tea.
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there are so many things I adore abt parks and rec but I have got to say, its uncanny ability to take a tried and true character trope, pull out the positive elements and subvert the negative stuff is,,, incredible???

like. lazy deadbeat boyfriend becomes amazing husband and father, still retains his childlike innocence and fun-loving attitude.

super type-a career driven woman is incredibly considerate and kind, learns to slow down and think of others’ ability to keep up and eventually gets married and has three kids, but never once at the cost of her ambitions.

typical angsty youth finds purpose and passion in people she cares about, doesn’t give up her dark sense of humour and is still allowed to dislike interacting with lots of people at once.

uptight male nerd has career goals, a well-rounded social life and is incredibly respectful and supportive of his wife because he is a responsible adult; still writes star trek fanfic in his free time.

capitalist libertarian who insists that everyone is responsible for their own success spends countless hours supporting and encouraging his friends’ dreams, even if they’re in government, without changing his apolitical stance.

and that’s not even the whole cast!!!

everyone remains who they are, maintains the positive elements of many of these old character tropes in a way that only amplifies the humor, but they discard all the bad bits, the negative bits, the toxic bits, instead having complex flaws and real human shortcomings while still all being fundamentally Good People

Like. What A Show.
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-That poor kid is going to have PTSD FOREVER

-Max Deserves Better.

-Let her in the party! Dammit Mike

-Mike being the Alpha Friend

-Lucas practicing his dance lines in the mirror

-LUCAS’S SISTER IS HILARIOUS

-Will is SO TINY

-Dustin being so brave and trying to ask girls out at the dance ;_;

-Nancy is so beautiful

-Nancy and Jonathan’s makeout scene was ELECTRIC

-Stress Level: Joyce in every scene of Stranger Things

-Jonathan is best brother

-Joyce is best mother

-Mike is best friend

-Hopper is best father figure

-Mews :(

-Bob :( :(

-The way Will and Eleven look at each other!!

-The way Will and Eleven smiled after their kiss!!

-I like how it showed that Max’s asshole abusive racist brother is continuing the cycle of abuse that is heaped on him. It adds dimension. And how what Max said to him echoed what his dad says… oh man.

-Steve and his bat

-I LOVE KALI SO MUCH

- “Sisters.” “Sisters.” <3

-I like the redemption of the doctor

-BOB IS SAM FROM LotR

-The detective looks just like my old rabbi and I love him

-”How was the pull out?”  -Jonathan chokes on juice-

-Seriously Nancy is so beautiful

-The Upside Down continues to be creepy as hell

-Burning the virus out of Will was INTENSE

-There isn’t a single main character I dislike and it’s great

-Like they don’t force any characters onto you going “SEE! THEY ARE SO LIKEABLE! ALSO LOOK AT THIS OBVIOUSLY MANUFACTURED CHEMISTRY” all of the characters have done sort of shitty things over the two seasons, and it all feels so natural.

-This show makes me bite my nails which isn’t even a thing I DO

-That feeling when you can finally take a tag off blacklist because you’ve caught up on a show
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Eleven Closing the Gate.

full project

shop series

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When you have the same password for everything but have to switch it up as required by certain websites and their different password parameters so you have to figure out if your password is apple1 or Apple1 or apple123 and then you get locked out for too many attempts because the password you were looking for was Apple123
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12+ hours: hell yes. decadence has a name and it is ME. the dream. im marrying  my bed you’re invited to the wedding. i might feel groggy and angry for the rest of the day when i actually do get up but WORTH IT. 

12+ hours (ALTERNATE): i am deeply clinically depressed and approximately three (3) inches from death at any given moment

11-10 hours: ideal. im functioning at perfect 100% capacity my body and mind are a well oiled machine. im ready to knock out all my errands and chores in under an hour, work a full day and then study that language im trying to learn

9 hours: good! i could have slept longer, but getting up was no great horrifying trauma either

8-7 hours: the “””””medically recommended amount””””” for adults, but in reality more like a “fine, i GUESS” amount. normal mild levels of angst at having to get out of bed

6 hours: silent unceasing internal groaning for at least the first hour after waking. dont expect any kind of quality conversation for the first 2 or so hours. ive got a Less Than Medically Recommended Amount Of Sleep, that means im a martyr right???

5 hours: pretty unpleasant. feels gross. expect a moderate crash during the late afternoon. this is the first number that is considered worthy of entry in a college student sleep-measuring contest. altho if you try to enter with 5 hrs dead-eyed hordes will instantly materialize from the bushes and one-up you “5 hours??? HAHA SWEET SUMMER CHILD. I HAVENT SLEPT IN 3 YEARS”

4 hours: a Very Poor Decision. deep seated, incoherent rage upon waking that persists up to several hours. consume large amounts of your stimulant of choice, but you’ll still feel like a cave troll. constant aftertaste of chemicals and regret

3 hours: half awake half walking in some astral plane haunted by the wails of the newly-dead. children and animals fear the emptiness in your vacant eyes. a very respectable entry to any sleep-measuring contest. you’ll still get beaten by the “2 hour” and “all nighter” people, but everyone knows this is Bad

2 hours: you can get up, but only by rending your soul from your physical body in a paroxysm of agony, since it will refuse to leave the bed. you are now soulless and will feel absolutely zero emotion until sometime in the late afternoon/early evening when your soul returns and ALL the emotions will hit at once, leaving you alternately sobbing or creepily hyena laughing

1 hour: you fool. you imbecile. your hubris and weakness has brought you to this point. they are coming. you cannot escape. why didnt you just stay awake. why didnt you just pull the all-nighter. the strength of your no-sleep headache threatens to stab through your skull like an ice pick. all you can taste is blood. they are comi

0 hours: THIS ACTUALLY ISNT AS BAD. HAHA I’M NOT EVEN THAT TIRED! WATCH ME DOWN 15 MOUNTAIN DEWS IN 15 MINUTES. I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING IN MY EARS ISNT THAT WEIRD. WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY EYES ARE BLOODSHOT AND I CANT FOCUS, IM COMPLETELY NORMAL RIGHT NOW. GUYS I CAN HEAR COLORS.

This is my husband exactly.
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Also I appear to have a bunch of new emojis after the last iOS update. To my frens on desktop and Android, I can’t promise that these’ll look cool, but here they are.

🤪: an acceptably goofy derp face. 6/10 only for its limited potential uses.

🤨: the pipe plus The People’s Eyebrow really sells this one. 10/10, excellent emoji all around.

🧐: an upgraded, more refined version of 🤔, but seemingly not as versatile. 7/10, good but not great.

🤩: I’ve always wanted a stars-in-eyes emoji, but this implementation is fucking awful. Way too goofy and overblown. 2/10.

🤬: who decided this was necessary? We have perfectly acceptable swear words you can use instead, or if you can’t swear for some reason, there’s milder versions available. 0/10, who would even use this.

🤯: MIND FKIN BLOWN BRUUUUUHHHH UNDEFINED/10

🤫: this looks like that picture of that McElroy brother that’s floating around, I dunno, I have no clue who these people are. 7/10, good effort though fairly niche.

🤭: excellent for expressing your reaction to sick burns. 8/10, I will probably use this one constantly.

🤮: if you’re puking up something this green, you either just drank a gigantic green Slurpee or you have some extraordinarily serious medical problem. Either way you should probably go to the hospital. 3/10, too gross too see much use.

🧝‍♀️🧙‍♂️🧚‍♀️🧞‍♂️: sickass fantasy creatures, finally. Elves, wizards, fairies, djinni, you could fuckin tell the entire LOTR story in emojis now. 5/10, high concept but limited utility.

(Also I am aware that some of these may not be new and that I may, in fact, just have incredibly poor observational skills)
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The real Tumblr experience is hearing about how to turn off a feature before hearing about the feature itself.
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I haven’t seen anything on about this here so

“In 2016 Chinese officials confirmed they had lost control of the space station and it would crash to Earth in 2017 or 2018. China’s space agency has since notified the UN that it expects Tiangong-1 to come down between October 2017 and April 2018.Since then the station’s orbit has been steadily decaying. In recent weeks it has dipped into more dense reaches of Earth’s atmosphere and started falling faster.”

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If you’re wondering where it will crash

The ESA predicted that fragments could fall over any spot within 43ºN and 43ºS, latitudes which encompass major Asian cities such as Beijing, Tokyo, Bangkok, Singapore and New Delhi. The Middle East, the African continent, parts of Europe such as Spain and Italy as well as American cities like San Francisco, New York and Miami are also within the latitude range.

The space agency explained that it is not possible to provide more precise landing locations. 

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I feel like this would be an important post to reblog lol

“wheres it gonna land”“haha honestly? we have uhhhhhhhhh not a fukken clue my dude. please dont ask again”

The sky is LITERALLY FALLING.

If you live in that peach-colored zone, you could be eating giant chunks of space station sometime in the next several days or months:

welp

So now we gotta watch out for shots from the police and space!?

OK, I’ve let this go by a few times now.

Look, space stations have done this before. Nobody ever knows where the pieces are gonna land. You literally cannot predict this, because it’s going to break up in a million pieces and they’re going to go all over the place, ok? And it’s going to break up into SMALL pieces, because physics (go look it up, I ain’t got the spoons), and a lot of those are going to burn up in the atmosphere. Most of the remainder are going to land in the water, because the planet is mostly water. Very few are going to come down near human habitation.

No one has ever been killed by a piece of falling space station. No one has ever been seriously injured, as far as I know. I’m pretty sure the most serious thing that’s ever happened is that Australia fined NASA for littering.
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Icarus’ wings should not have melted as the air actually gets cooler the higher you get, but the Greeks wouldn’t not have had any way of knowing that.

he flew next to the sun you dumb ass reddit cuck the sun’s hot, idiot

he flew next to the
sun you dumb ass reddit cuck
the sun’s hot idiot

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
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Whos the blacksmith out there moulding titty armour to every strong female character more accurately than the bra fitter at Victorias Secret
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Dude filmmaker: We wanted to cleverly critique the way women are brutalised then sidelined in films. To do this, we had the women in our film brutalised then sidelined. I think you’ll find it incredible; I found it so good that at one point in the film you can hear me audibly groaning “ahhh, cinema” from behind the camera.
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☁️Cloud Angel☁️

~Send me a gift~
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The Laundress
...was considered provocative in the 1760s...
That gaze
...the exposed stocking and slipper
A critic at the time even said...
"This little laundress is charming..."
"...but she's a rascal I wouldn't trust an inch."
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The story behind The Laundress.

This is so good. -Emily

I find that hard to reconcile with how 18th century dresses had boobs practically hanging out of them. Maybe the chest wasn’t as sexualized as the ankles were back then…

I have a dim memory from back in high school… I think someone once told me that breasts were no big deal back in corsetry-and-necklines-down-to-there days, they were considered a food source for children and that’s it.

But ANKLES. Oh, GOD. ANKLES. The ANKLE was connected to the LEG, which connected to THIGHS, which hid a woman’s SECRET FLOWER. The ankle was the gateway to the secret flower, so it was considered quite a stirring sight!

I have never considered that “leg bone connected to the ankle bone” song as a sexy tune before but
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lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the

pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.

can I volunteer to be a penguin

I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.

So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.

Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army
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Gates of Hell

Oddly shaped lava formations look like a mass of twisted bodies.

Location: Hawaii over the West Kamokuna lava skylight

Photo: The photo was shot in 1996 by Laszlo Kestay, who is currently director of the USGS Astrogeology Science Center
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Raven lov'n.
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now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

is it too early or can we start screaming now
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hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s this fantastic site I found today called hoperemains that accurately and thoroughly combs through scripture and its (many) mistranslations, validates your orientation, and basically let’s you know that you’re not pissing off God. It’s insanely thorough and after reading through every page on the entire site it’s super helpful. Go check it out!

No no no! Jewish LGBTQ kinderlach! Go to Keshet! 

hoperemains is completely from a Christian perspective, and not pluralistic or interfaith at all.

If you reblogged the first post from me please reblog this amendment so the Jewish peeps can access this resource too! 

Trans Jewish kids, you can go to TransTorah as well!

Muslim LGBTQ kids, you can go to iamnotharaam! It’s run by a mod squad of different genders and orientations, and they take submissions from everybody!

–BB
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my parents are super religious and I just bought the meme bible to mess with them during Christmas

OMG IT CAME TODAY AND IM SCREAMING

I require this as I require oxygen to live

in 10000 years when they find this book in an old crockpot in the remains of weehawken, nj…a new religion

here’s the place i got it from for everyone curious

If I don’t receive this for crisismas I’ll be sorely disappointed 

Guys the FAQs
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anotherscreamingfangirl: roadhonk: this is what a hobbit would...

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roadhonk:

this is what a hobbit would mug you with

not idly do the leaves of lorien cut a bitch
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"Meeting you was like listening to a song for the first time and knowing it would be my favorite."

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“Meeting you was like listening to a song for the first time and knowing it would be my favorite.”
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megatome: thunder-thighs-balmung: Favorite video of all time, ...

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Favorite video of all time, always reblog

this is easily the best one. the slight facial expression change once he finishes talking. the horribly unnatural fall into the water.
the nailed swimming animations.

the ragdoll. this man is a national treasure
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I don’t know who used my email as their parent email but this is the funniest thing that’s happened to me all week

Discipline your child

apparently I can change the password on the account but I’m wondering if that’s too evil 😩😂

*hacker voice* im in

for those curious the new password is “dontsayfuck” 

lmaooo okay now this is just getting wild tell me why this kid made a new account and STILL used my email as their parent email like what is happening my son is out of control
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