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theultravioletcatastrophe:
Also I appear to have a bunch of new emojis after the last iOS update. To my frens on desktop and Android, I can’t promise that these’ll look cool, but here they are.
🤪: an acceptably goofy derp face. 6/10 only for its limited potential uses.
🤨: the pipe plus The People’s Eyebrow really sells this one. 10/10, excellent emoji all around.
🧐: an upgraded, more refined version of 🤔, but seemingly not as versatile. 7/10, good but not great.
🤩: I’ve always wanted a stars-in-eyes emoji, but this implementation is fucking awful. Way too goofy and overblown. 2/10.
🤬: who decided this was necessary? We have perfectly acceptable swear words you can use instead, or if you can’t swear for some reason, there’s milder versions available. 0/10, who would even use this.
🤯: MIND FKIN BLOWN BRUUUUUHHHH UNDEFINED/10
🤫: this looks like that picture of that McElroy brother that’s floating around, I dunno, I have no clue who these people are. 7/10, good effort though fairly niche.
🤭: excellent for expressing your reaction to sick burns. 8/10, I will probably use this one constantly.
🤮: if you’re puking up something this green, you either just drank a gigantic green Slurpee or you have some extraordinarily serious medical problem. Either way you should probably go to the hospital. 3/10, too gross too see much use.
🧝♀️🧙♂️🧚♀️🧞♂️: sickass fantasy creatures, finally. Elves, wizards, fairies, djinni, you could fuckin tell the entire LOTR story in emojis now. 5/10, high concept but limited utility.
(Also I am aware that some of these may not be new and that I may, in fact, just have incredibly poor observational skills)
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theultravioletcatastrophe:
Also I appear to have a bunch of new emojis after the last iOS update. To my frens on desktop and Android, I can’t promise that these’ll look cool, but here they are.
🤪: an acceptably goofy derp face. 6/10 only for its limited potential uses.
🤨: the pipe plus The People’s Eyebrow really sells this one. 10/10, excellent emoji all around.
🧐: an upgraded, more refined version of 🤔, but seemingly not as versatile. 7/10, good but not great.
🤩: I’ve always wanted a stars-in-eyes emoji, but this implementation is fucking awful. Way too goofy and overblown. 2/10.
🤬: who decided this was necessary? We have perfectly acceptable swear words you can use instead, or if you can’t swear for some reason, there’s milder versions available. 0/10, who would even use this.
🤯: MIND FKIN BLOWN BRUUUUUHHHH UNDEFINED/10
🤫: this looks like that picture of that McElroy brother that’s floating around, I dunno, I have no clue who these people are. 7/10, good effort though fairly niche.
🤭: excellent for expressing your reaction to sick burns. 8/10, I will probably use this one constantly.
🤮: if you’re puking up something this green, you either just drank a gigantic green Slurpee or you have some extraordinarily serious medical problem. Either way you should probably go to the hospital. 3/10, too gross too see much use.
🧝♀️🧙♂️🧚♀️🧞♂️: sickass fantasy creatures, finally. Elves, wizards, fairies, djinni, you could fuckin tell the entire LOTR story in emojis now. 5/10, high concept but limited utility.
(Also I am aware that some of these may not be new and that I may, in fact, just have incredibly poor observational skills)
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