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Sep. 20th, 2017
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
maybesomedaytho:
#PrayforMexico
I know probably no one will read this, but if you do, please, please keep my country in your thoughts and prayers. If you don’t know, there was a 7.1 earthquake here a few minutes ago. Puebla and Morelos are two of the most damaged states, and lots and lots of buildings just crashed to the ground in Mexico City. It’s the second one this month, the first one compeltely destroyed Oaxaca and Chiapas. There’s no transportation and barely any communication that comes and goes. People are so scared, there are news that elementary schools and high schools crashed down in the city. There are videos of huge buildings crashing down completely in just a single fucking second, so many people are injured or lost or dead. I was at school and the ceiling started to break down. My own brother is in Mexico City and I can’t communicate with him, we live in the State and we don’t even know if he will make it back here tonight. I know i have bad english but if you understood any of this, please, please pray for us.
PLEASE keep the survivors and the families of those affected by this in your thoughts and prayers right now…
I hope that those who are missing all turn up alive and safe and sound <3
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
maybesomedaytho:
#PrayforMexico
I know probably no one will read this, but if you do, please, please keep my country in your thoughts and prayers. If you don’t know, there was a 7.1 earthquake here a few minutes ago. Puebla and Morelos are two of the most damaged states, and lots and lots of buildings just crashed to the ground in Mexico City. It’s the second one this month, the first one compeltely destroyed Oaxaca and Chiapas. There’s no transportation and barely any communication that comes and goes. People are so scared, there are news that elementary schools and high schools crashed down in the city. There are videos of huge buildings crashing down completely in just a single fucking second, so many people are injured or lost or dead. I was at school and the ceiling started to break down. My own brother is in Mexico City and I can’t communicate with him, we live in the State and we don’t even know if he will make it back here tonight. I know i have bad english but if you understood any of this, please, please pray for us.
PLEASE keep the survivors and the families of those affected by this in your thoughts and prayers right now…
I hope that those who are missing all turn up alive and safe and sound <3
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GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT
Sep. 20th, 2017 04:41 pmvia http://ift.tt/2xRoLro:
dretanya:
aquaheartgirl:
Okay so you know how in Beauty in the Beast…
This lady can’t afford six eggs, which always struck me as a little odd but I figured maybe that was normal in a poor French village. I mean, look at all the little kids she has; she probably struggles to afford any kind of food that would feed all of them… Right?
But later we discover something interesting about Gaston:
Gaston eats five dozen eggs every day. That’s 60 eggs. SIXTY. Which adds up to 420 eggs per week. No wonder this poor village doesn’t have enough of them to go around!
Gaston, who is very well-respected and successful and probably makes good money from his fabulous hunting skills, is cornering the entire egg market. To feed his addiction, he probably has to constantly go around and buy out every farmer’s supply of eggs, which causes the price on any remaining eggs to skyrocket.
Gaston is singlehandedly destroying the town’s economy.
Way to go, Gaston. You may be popular, but I’m sure that at least the chicken farmers were relieved when you fell to your death.
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dretanya:
aquaheartgirl:
Okay so you know how in Beauty in the Beast…
This lady can’t afford six eggs, which always struck me as a little odd but I figured maybe that was normal in a poor French village. I mean, look at all the little kids she has; she probably struggles to afford any kind of food that would feed all of them… Right?
But later we discover something interesting about Gaston:
Gaston eats five dozen eggs every day. That’s 60 eggs. SIXTY. Which adds up to 420 eggs per week. No wonder this poor village doesn’t have enough of them to go around!
Gaston, who is very well-respected and successful and probably makes good money from his fabulous hunting skills, is cornering the entire egg market. To feed his addiction, he probably has to constantly go around and buy out every farmer’s supply of eggs, which causes the price on any remaining eggs to skyrocket.
Gaston is singlehandedly destroying the town’s economy.
Way to go, Gaston. You may be popular, but I’m sure that at least the chicken farmers were relieved when you fell to your death.
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
brookietf:
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
Me: (Cooking spaghetti)
My Girlfriend: BABE THAT IS TOO MUCH SPAGHETTI FOR TWO PEOPLE
Me: don’t worry I know what I am doing
Me: (After eating Too Much Spaghetti, laying on my side and making Distressed Cat Noises)
My Girlfriend: BABE I WARNED YOU
Me: i regret nothing…
FOILED BY HER OWN HUBRIS
AND ALSO HER LOVE OF PASTA
JUST LIKE ICARUS I FLEW STRAIGHT INTO THE MOON
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
brookietf:
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
Me: (Cooking spaghetti)
My Girlfriend: BABE THAT IS TOO MUCH SPAGHETTI FOR TWO PEOPLE
Me: don’t worry I know what I am doing
Me: (After eating Too Much Spaghetti, laying on my side and making Distressed Cat Noises)
My Girlfriend: BABE I WARNED YOU
Me: i regret nothing…
FOILED BY HER OWN HUBRIS
AND ALSO HER LOVE OF PASTA
JUST LIKE ICARUS I FLEW STRAIGHT INTO THE MOON
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nudityandnerdery:
Commenting on Ted Cruz’s Twitter like…
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nudityandnerdery:
Commenting on Ted Cruz’s Twitter like…
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ruffboijuliaburnsides:
thebibliosphere:
little-magicpuff:
leecario:
kittenfossils:
comcastkills:
I literally can’t figure out what this means.
i didn’t even know this could help me. i’m going to shoot the autoimmune disorder out of me
Doctor: you have the flu
Me cocking my gun: like hell I do
@thebibliosphere
There ain’t room enough in this here body for the two of us.
#GOD #all this time I could have just SHOT MY OWN AUTONOMIC NERVOUS SYSTEM #AND ALL MY PROBLEMS WOULD BE SOLVED #…I’m pretty sure that would involve shooting the literal dead center of my skull #I’m sure this will go fine
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ruffboijuliaburnsides:
thebibliosphere:
little-magicpuff:
leecario:
kittenfossils:
comcastkills:
I literally can’t figure out what this means.
i didn’t even know this could help me. i’m going to shoot the autoimmune disorder out of me
Doctor: you have the flu
Me cocking my gun: like hell I do
@thebibliosphere
There ain’t room enough in this here body for the two of us.
#GOD #all this time I could have just SHOT MY OWN AUTONOMIC NERVOUS SYSTEM #AND ALL MY PROBLEMS WOULD BE SOLVED #…I’m pretty sure that would involve shooting the literal dead center of my skull #I’m sure this will go fine
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rowlinginthedepp:
Mr. Isaacs strikes again and serves that fresh tea
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rowlinginthedepp:
Mr. Isaacs strikes again and serves that fresh tea
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thesasscasticfanvergent:
drethelin:
legally-bitchtastic:
funniest-stuff:
Great lesson in empathy, you never know what someone is going through.
“And I put on weight. Big f–ing deal” is gonna be my new mantra
Wentworth Miller is really good
wow this is powerful
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thesasscasticfanvergent:
drethelin:
legally-bitchtastic:
funniest-stuff:
Great lesson in empathy, you never know what someone is going through.
“And I put on weight. Big f–ing deal” is gonna be my new mantra
Wentworth Miller is really good
wow this is powerful
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hiranyaksha:
drawing of a scene of smth im writing (yes it’s an AU of my ocs)
the sun comes down from the sky and falls in love with a man
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hiranyaksha:
drawing of a scene of smth im writing (yes it’s an AU of my ocs)
the sun comes down from the sky and falls in love with a man
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you: lipstick lesbian
Sep. 20th, 2017 09:31 pmvia http://ift.tt/2xx2heB:
you: lipstick lesbian
me, an intellectual: sapphora
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you: lipstick lesbian
me, an intellectual: sapphora
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myfriendamy:
Nichelle Nichols and Sonequa Martin-Green at the premiere of Star Trek Discovery (via StarTrekCBS Instagram Stories)
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myfriendamy:
Nichelle Nichols and Sonequa Martin-Green at the premiere of Star Trek Discovery (via StarTrekCBS Instagram Stories)
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sarahgreenillustration:
Rosh Hashanah is the start of the Jewish new year. We say l'shana tovah, which means have a good year. Apples and challah (dipped in honey) are symbols of hope for a sweet new year. :)
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sarahgreenillustration:
Rosh Hashanah is the start of the Jewish new year. We say l'shana tovah, which means have a good year. Apples and challah (dipped in honey) are symbols of hope for a sweet new year. :)
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famouspeoplelovingdachshunds:
famouspeoplelovingdachshunds:
E.B White and Minnie
Someday, if I ever get a chance, I shall write a book on warning on the character and temperament of the dachshund, and why he can’t be trained and shouldn’t be. I would rather train a striped zebra to balance an Indian club than induce a dachshund to heed my slightest command. My dog even disobeys when I instruct him in something he want to do.
E.B white.
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famouspeoplelovingdachshunds:
famouspeoplelovingdachshunds:
E.B White and Minnie
Someday, if I ever get a chance, I shall write a book on warning on the character and temperament of the dachshund, and why he can’t be trained and shouldn’t be. I would rather train a striped zebra to balance an Indian club than induce a dachshund to heed my slightest command. My dog even disobeys when I instruct him in something he want to do.
E.B white.
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