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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
brookietf:
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
Me: (Cooking spaghetti)
My Girlfriend: BABE THAT IS TOO MUCH SPAGHETTI FOR TWO PEOPLE
Me: don’t worry I know what I am doing
Me: (After eating Too Much Spaghetti, laying on my side and making Distressed Cat Noises)
My Girlfriend: BABE I WARNED YOU
Me: i regret nothing…
FOILED BY HER OWN HUBRIS
AND ALSO HER LOVE OF PASTA
JUST LIKE ICARUS I FLEW STRAIGHT INTO THE MOON
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
brookietf:
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
Me: (Cooking spaghetti)
My Girlfriend: BABE THAT IS TOO MUCH SPAGHETTI FOR TWO PEOPLE
Me: don’t worry I know what I am doing
Me: (After eating Too Much Spaghetti, laying on my side and making Distressed Cat Noises)
My Girlfriend: BABE I WARNED YOU
Me: i regret nothing…
FOILED BY HER OWN HUBRIS
AND ALSO HER LOVE OF PASTA
JUST LIKE ICARUS I FLEW STRAIGHT INTO THE MOON
(Your picture was not posted)
