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Jan. 8th, 2017
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hoebutmadefashion:
halalbarbie:
bundyspooks:
A picture of Freddie Oversteegen, a Dutch girl who was the unsuspecting killer of dozens of Nazis. Along with her friend Hannie and her sister Truus, the girls worked with a team from the Dutch Resistance to lure men into the woods for a promised kiss. Once they reached a remote location, the men got a bullet to the head instead.
……..Iconic
hoebutmadefashion:
halalbarbie:
bundyspooks:
A picture of Freddie Oversteegen, a Dutch girl who was the unsuspecting killer of dozens of Nazis. Along with her friend Hannie and her sister Truus, the girls worked with a team from the Dutch Resistance to lure men into the woods for a promised kiss. Once they reached a remote location, the men got a bullet to the head instead.
……..Iconic
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freshiejuice:
camdamage:
they want to sit and watch you wither | freshie juice by cam damage
It meeee
freshiejuice:
camdamage:
they want to sit and watch you wither | freshie juice by cam damage
It meeee
Other Things To Do To A Drunken Sailor
Jan. 8th, 2017 06:17 amvia http://ift.tt/2ipXAbY:
shrewreadings:
cornerof5thandvermouth:
lonelymountainson:
abstrakt-intangible:
rainbowbarnacle:
brighteyedjill:
voidbat:
alexmuninn:
Draw a dick on his face in Sharpie
Add his boss as a friend on Facebook
Eat the last of his Nutella
Text his ex with a “U up?” message
Tell the IRS he owes back taxes
Log in to gmail and change his password
every single one of these fits the rhythm of the song. i sang each one of them. :D
my mom’s addition was always “hit him in the face with a vick’s inhaler”
I don’t know why this is so funny, but it is. Sing it. Go on. I’ll wait.
EAR-LAY IN THA MOOORNIN’!
“Roll him down a hill in a grocery basket”
“Sew the bottoms of his pants together!”
butter his butt and call him a biscuit
Epic. Win.
shrewreadings:
cornerof5thandvermouth:
lonelymountainson:
abstrakt-intangible:
rainbowbarnacle:
brighteyedjill:
voidbat:
alexmuninn:
Draw a dick on his face in Sharpie
Add his boss as a friend on Facebook
Eat the last of his Nutella
Text his ex with a “U up?” message
Tell the IRS he owes back taxes
Log in to gmail and change his password
every single one of these fits the rhythm of the song. i sang each one of them. :D
my mom’s addition was always “hit him in the face with a vick’s inhaler”
I don’t know why this is so funny, but it is. Sing it. Go on. I’ll wait.
EAR-LAY IN THA MOOORNIN’!
“Roll him down a hill in a grocery basket”
“Sew the bottoms of his pants together!”
butter his butt and call him a biscuit
Epic. Win.
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a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:
a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:
A kid at work has decided that they don’t want to play with the kitchen set, and don’t want to play Barbies, but would instead rather take the them-sized stove and the Barbie-sized stove and pretend that they’re mommy and baby stoves.
The baby stove is currently at stove school, which is for stoves.
The mommy stove is at work, and apparently makes soup for a living, which I know because this kid is has been chanting, “I MAKE SOUP AND I DO IT ALL DAY / EVERY SINGLE SOUP SECOND, EVERY SINGLE SOUP WAY,” louder and louder and higher and higher to the point where it’s now either being sung by the world’s loudest mouse or the world’s most out-of-breath six-year-old.
a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:
a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:
A kid at work has decided that they don’t want to play with the kitchen set, and don’t want to play Barbies, but would instead rather take the them-sized stove and the Barbie-sized stove and pretend that they’re mommy and baby stoves.
The baby stove is currently at stove school, which is for stoves.
The mommy stove is at work, and apparently makes soup for a living, which I know because this kid is has been chanting, “I MAKE SOUP AND I DO IT ALL DAY / EVERY SINGLE SOUP SECOND, EVERY SINGLE SOUP WAY,” louder and louder and higher and higher to the point where it’s now either being sung by the world’s loudest mouse or the world’s most out-of-breath six-year-old.
via http://ift.tt/2iq5vWJ:2 House Democrats boycott inauguration over Trump comments:
iwriteaboutfeminism:
Reps. Katherine Clark of Massachusetts and Luis Gutierrez of Illinois said they are skipping the Jan. 20 ceremony at the Capitol as a matter of conscience.
“I could not look at my wife, my daughters or my grandson in the eye if I sat there and attended as if everything that candidate Donald Drumpf had said about women, Latinos, African-Americans, Muslims … is OK or erased from my memory,” Gutierrez said in a statement Thursday.
iwriteaboutfeminism:
Reps. Katherine Clark of Massachusetts and Luis Gutierrez of Illinois said they are skipping the Jan. 20 ceremony at the Capitol as a matter of conscience.
“I could not look at my wife, my daughters or my grandson in the eye if I sat there and attended as if everything that candidate Donald Drumpf had said about women, Latinos, African-Americans, Muslims … is OK or erased from my memory,” Gutierrez said in a statement Thursday.
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foervraengd:
Inkwash using lamy dark lilac, emerald of Chivor, sailor jentle black and dr ph. Martins pen-white. #art #inkwash #drawing
foervraengd:
Inkwash using lamy dark lilac, emerald of Chivor, sailor jentle black and dr ph. Martins pen-white. #art #inkwash #drawing
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ttracer:
draw women in post-apocalyptic world settings with armpit hair, leg hair, bushy brows and pubic hair ya cowards,, draw brown women/women with dark thick hair with arm hair and happy trails and sideburns and mustaches i’m sick of seeing silky smooth soapy clean make up wearing post apocalyptic dolled up women next to stinky sweaty crusty men with dirty nails and sweaty clothes and sweaty greasy hair and 3m long ugly beards
ttracer:
draw women in post-apocalyptic world settings with armpit hair, leg hair, bushy brows and pubic hair ya cowards,, draw brown women/women with dark thick hair with arm hair and happy trails and sideburns and mustaches i’m sick of seeing silky smooth soapy clean make up wearing post apocalyptic dolled up women next to stinky sweaty crusty men with dirty nails and sweaty clothes and sweaty greasy hair and 3m long ugly beards
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nerdfaceangst:
airagorncharda:
0xalis:
uh actually dont? yell at hets for using words like datemate and partner?
because there is always a chance that one of them is a closeted trans person and they’re trying to not misgender them while also not outing them
and normalizing gender-neutral language makes doing that safer anyway
normalizing gender-neutral language for romantic or sexual partners also lessens the strain on closeted LGBPA people in same gender relationships
normalizing gender-neutral language for spouses/partners/datemates/SOs/etc even for cishets is helpful to everyone, ESPECIALLY queer people
surprised that this is an issue considering most countries outside of the US refer to their het significant others as partners esp within the british commonwealth
then again US centric views are yikes a roni
overall this is a good post i sign
nerdfaceangst:
airagorncharda:
0xalis:
uh actually dont? yell at hets for using words like datemate and partner?
because there is always a chance that one of them is a closeted trans person and they’re trying to not misgender them while also not outing them
and normalizing gender-neutral language makes doing that safer anyway
normalizing gender-neutral language for romantic or sexual partners also lessens the strain on closeted LGBPA people in same gender relationships
normalizing gender-neutral language for spouses/partners/datemates/SOs/etc even for cishets is helpful to everyone, ESPECIALLY queer people
surprised that this is an issue considering most countries outside of the US refer to their het significant others as partners esp within the british commonwealth
then again US centric views are yikes a roni
overall this is a good post i sign
via http://ift.tt/2iQctHL:theultravioletcatastrophe replied to your photo “Drawing self portraits that don’t look like me.”
Did you… draw these on a cardboard box? ��
I DID OKAY so I was looking for my giant sketch pad but I think I left it at my parents’ house and I had some boxes from Amazon so… yeeep
Did you… draw these on a cardboard box? ��
I DID OKAY so I was looking for my giant sketch pad but I think I left it at my parents’ house and I had some boxes from Amazon so… yeeep
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theultravioletcatastrophe:
elis-wish:
paleosteno:
what the fuck
IM SCREAMING IT LOOKS LIKE A MISHMASH OF KRISTEN STEWART, ROBERT PATTINSON, AND EMMA WATSON IM SCREAMING
WHY IS HER HEAD SO HUGE IN PROPORTION TO THE REST OF HER WHAT THE FUCK
theultravioletcatastrophe:
elis-wish:
paleosteno:
what the fuck
IM SCREAMING IT LOOKS LIKE A MISHMASH OF KRISTEN STEWART, ROBERT PATTINSON, AND EMMA WATSON IM SCREAMING
WHY IS HER HEAD SO HUGE IN PROPORTION TO THE REST OF HER WHAT THE FUCK
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blackmodel:
sustainablefarming:
Avatar Yoncé
PLEASE IM THE GIRL WITH THE CUP
A video posted by @beyoncereceipts on Dec 23, 2016 at 4:20pm PST
blackmodel:
sustainablefarming:
Avatar Yoncé
PLEASE IM THE GIRL WITH THE CUP
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talenlee:
nitewrighter:
I will always be more interested in a story with dragons than a story about a young man with no direction in life who goes to (insert city here) to “Find himself.” Like…the dragon story can still have finding yourself, but it will also have dragons. Yeah you’ll find yourself in brooklyn but how many dragons will you find in brooklyn? How many, Chad?
those stories are for those of us who have had all hope of seeing a dragon crushed out of us
talenlee:
nitewrighter:
I will always be more interested in a story with dragons than a story about a young man with no direction in life who goes to (insert city here) to “Find himself.” Like…the dragon story can still have finding yourself, but it will also have dragons. Yeah you’ll find yourself in brooklyn but how many dragons will you find in brooklyn? How many, Chad?
those stories are for those of us who have had all hope of seeing a dragon crushed out of us
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liferuining-soulsnatcher:
fiftyshadesofmacygray:
demon-witchling:
kingmoonbee:
Can you guess who my favorite viners are
The last one is my fave.
My favorite vine comp hands down.
I love all of them
liferuining-soulsnatcher:
fiftyshadesofmacygray:
demon-witchling:
kingmoonbee:
Can you guess who my favorite viners are
The last one is my fave.
My favorite vine comp hands down.
I love all of them
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fleamontpotter:
fleamontpotter:
fleamontpotter:
pansiparknson:
fleamontpotter:
The boy has never had anything nice and the second he gets his hands on some money he tries to buy a fucking solid gold cauldron like started from the bottom now we here I love him so much
Honestly Hagrid saved Harry from so much embarrassment. Can you imagine him turning up to his first potions lesson with a fucking solid gold cauldron??? Like Snape already hated Harry think about what he would have said if Harry just plonked that on his desk
I think he would have said fuck it to his promise to dumbledore and murdered Harry on the spot
AGAIN WITH THE SOLID GOLD POSSESSIONS HARRY. I’m surprised he never replaced his glasses with solid gold ones the boy clearly has a taste for the finer things in life. Or when he had his bones removed by Lockhart in second year, he probably had to stop himself from asking Pomfrey to just fill his arm up with gold instead of bones.
NO WONDER HE CAN SEE THE FUCKIN SNITCH SO WELL HE’S ON THE HUNT FOR GOLD
fleamontpotter:
fleamontpotter:
fleamontpotter:
pansiparknson:
fleamontpotter:
The boy has never had anything nice and the second he gets his hands on some money he tries to buy a fucking solid gold cauldron like started from the bottom now we here I love him so much
Honestly Hagrid saved Harry from so much embarrassment. Can you imagine him turning up to his first potions lesson with a fucking solid gold cauldron??? Like Snape already hated Harry think about what he would have said if Harry just plonked that on his desk
I think he would have said fuck it to his promise to dumbledore and murdered Harry on the spot
AGAIN WITH THE SOLID GOLD POSSESSIONS HARRY. I’m surprised he never replaced his glasses with solid gold ones the boy clearly has a taste for the finer things in life. Or when he had his bones removed by Lockhart in second year, he probably had to stop himself from asking Pomfrey to just fill his arm up with gold instead of bones.
NO WONDER HE CAN SEE THE FUCKIN SNITCH SO WELL HE’S ON THE HUNT FOR GOLD
k-ui:Candy Kane 🍬 on Twitter:
Jan. 8th, 2017 08:42 amvia http://ift.tt/2jgTjYu:
k-ui:
Candy Kane 🍬 on Twitter: “Finished 2B from Nier Automata Her design is so goood https://t.co/bd08EM08fD”
k-ui:
Candy Kane 🍬 on Twitter: “Finished 2B from Nier Automata Her design is so goood https://t.co/bd08EM08fD”
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foodfightme:
awesome-picz:
Dangerous Dogs Behind “Beware Of Dog” Signs.
Joey has killed more than you can imagine.
foodfightme:
awesome-picz:
Dangerous Dogs Behind “Beware Of Dog” Signs.
Joey has killed more than you can imagine.
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death-limes:
lemonoclefox:
Accidentally reading weird-ass kinky fanfic like
i have been on the losing end of this scenario
death-limes:
lemonoclefox:
Accidentally reading weird-ass kinky fanfic like
i have been on the losing end of this scenario
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meulin-weipon:
cityofbadass:
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
meulin-weipon:
cityofbadass:
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
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periegesisvoid:
raygun1247:
somedumbduck:
the fact so many people have a fondness for kirby as a character despite never having played or even been interested in playing one of his games really goes to show how good a design he is
He wasn’t even supposed to have his own game. He was supposed to be a filler until they made the main character but the game devs became so fond of Kirby that they just made him the main character
hes shaped like a friend
periegesisvoid:
raygun1247:
somedumbduck:
the fact so many people have a fondness for kirby as a character despite never having played or even been interested in playing one of his games really goes to show how good a design he is
He wasn’t even supposed to have his own game. He was supposed to be a filler until they made the main character but the game devs became so fond of Kirby that they just made him the main character
hes shaped like a friend
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kenwaylights:
sophiesuffocate:
stubborndodecahedron:
unmute this. it’s pure joy.
Cats in a nut shell.
Captions:
Human: Hey, how about a candy?
Cat: [sniffs disdainfully]
Human: No? How about the wrapper?
Cat: [chews wrapper, making it crackle]
kenwaylights:
sophiesuffocate:
stubborndodecahedron:
unmute this. it’s pure joy.
Cats in a nut shell.
Captions:
Human: Hey, how about a candy?
Cat: [sniffs disdainfully]
Human: No? How about the wrapper?
Cat: [chews wrapper, making it crackle]
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yooonbora:
xpropriate:
Privileged folk ridiculing safe spaces is so funny as if men don’t refuse to enter “girly” stores and have “man caves”, as if white people don’t avoid black neighbourhoods, as if straight people don’t ostracise gay people from their social circles, like who’s really the one with the safe spaces lol
that’s the thing about power dynamics. Your boss has no problem entering your work space randomly, while you can’t enter his office as freely. Same mechanic is happening here, only that when you refuse to let your boss (privileged people) enter your space (safe space), they feel offended because they think they’re entitled to entering your space all the time.
yooonbora:
xpropriate:
Privileged folk ridiculing safe spaces is so funny as if men don’t refuse to enter “girly” stores and have “man caves”, as if white people don’t avoid black neighbourhoods, as if straight people don’t ostracise gay people from their social circles, like who’s really the one with the safe spaces lol
that’s the thing about power dynamics. Your boss has no problem entering your work space randomly, while you can’t enter his office as freely. Same mechanic is happening here, only that when you refuse to let your boss (privileged people) enter your space (safe space), they feel offended because they think they’re entitled to entering your space all the time.