Other Things To Do To A Drunken Sailor
Jan. 8th, 2017 06:17 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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shrewreadings:
cornerof5thandvermouth:
lonelymountainson:
abstrakt-intangible:
rainbowbarnacle:
brighteyedjill:
voidbat:
alexmuninn:
Draw a dick on his face in Sharpie
Add his boss as a friend on Facebook
Eat the last of his Nutella
Text his ex with a “U up?” message
Tell the IRS he owes back taxes
Log in to gmail and change his password
every single one of these fits the rhythm of the song. i sang each one of them. :D
my mom’s addition was always “hit him in the face with a vick’s inhaler”
I don’t know why this is so funny, but it is. Sing it. Go on. I’ll wait.
EAR-LAY IN THA MOOORNIN’!
“Roll him down a hill in a grocery basket”
“Sew the bottoms of his pants together!”
butter his butt and call him a biscuit
Epic. Win.
shrewreadings:
cornerof5thandvermouth:
lonelymountainson:
abstrakt-intangible:
rainbowbarnacle:
brighteyedjill:
voidbat:
alexmuninn:
Draw a dick on his face in Sharpie
Add his boss as a friend on Facebook
Eat the last of his Nutella
Text his ex with a “U up?” message
Tell the IRS he owes back taxes
Log in to gmail and change his password
every single one of these fits the rhythm of the song. i sang each one of them. :D
my mom’s addition was always “hit him in the face with a vick’s inhaler”
I don’t know why this is so funny, but it is. Sing it. Go on. I’ll wait.
EAR-LAY IN THA MOOORNIN’!
“Roll him down a hill in a grocery basket”
“Sew the bottoms of his pants together!”
butter his butt and call him a biscuit
Epic. Win.
