Aug. 7th, 2016

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archiemcphee:

Redditor jmankruse recently posted photographic evidence of yet another way that cats rule. Like the chameleon or the octopus, some kitties have awesome camouflage abilities. There’s an orange tabby cat contentedly napping somewhere in this photo. Can you find him?

Keep trying…

Still can’t find him? Click here for the marmalade kitty reveal.

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i seez it

Were I actually there, going to get a bundle of wood, I’d look at the pile, look at something else while walking up to it, look back just as I approached the cat, and jump about 5 feet in the air because HOLY SHIT WHERE DID THAT CAT APPEAR FROM
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daphneontherun:

Immediately assume they are pets without looking

Pet them, ESPECIALLY without asking

Ask their owners to leave without checking to see if the dog is a service animal

Roll your eyes when the dog is a service animal

Ask whether the dog is a service animal when they are clearly wearing a service coat

stop????????????? questioning my wife’s fucking service dog

It doesn’t matter if “other people have tried to bring pets inside,” that doesn’t give you the right to ask illegal questions??

That’s like saying, “Someone hit me with a stick once, so no one can use a walking cane in my establishment because they might hit me with it.”

if you see a dog wearing all of these:

ASSUME SHE IS A SERVICE DOG

Helpful Facts About Service Dogs

They can be any breed.

They may even be other species, such as miniature horses.

They are allowed anywhere the human public is allowed, such as restaurants, stores, markets, hotels, bathrooms, etc.

You do not need to ask if a dog is a service dog, as long as the dog is wearing a clearly-visible jacket.

As an owner/employee of an establishment that someone brings a dog to, you are only entitled to ask two questions. You don’t NEED to ask any. You are allowed to ask two.

The first question: “Is the animal required because of a disability?” NOTE: If it is obvious what the dog does and why it is required, you ARE NOT allowed to ask this question (for example, if the handler is in a wheelchair or also using a red-tipped white cane).

The second question: “What task does this animal perform?” ALSO not required if it’s obvious.

That’s it.

Any more and you are violating the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act), opening yourself and your business up for a hefty lawsuit.

There are two times you are allowed to ask a service animal to leave. You are NEVER allowed to ask the dog’s handler to leave, no matter what the animal is doing.

The first time you are allowed to ask the animal to step outside: if it is not housebroken, and poses a sanitary risk.

The second time you are allowed to ask the animal to step outside: if it is acting aggressive towards or endangering other patrons.

That’s it.

You are only allowed to charge a cleaning fee if you would normally charge a human for the same fee. In other words, if the dog leaves hair on the floor and you wouldn’t charge a human for shedding on the floor, you can’t charge. If it’s a hotel and you wouldn’t charge a human for peeing in the tub, you cannot legally charge the dog for the same.

You are never allowed to ask for documentation that an animal is a legitimate service animal. This is in part to protect many people who don’t have access to medically-provided dogs, who have trained their own service dogs (perfectly legal and fine), or who can’t carry papers around with them at all times.

You may not ask that the animal perform their task for you. What the fuck, don’t do this. Think of allergy alert dogs–are you really going to wave an allergen in front of someone that might have a deadly allergy just to prove that the dog is “real?” congratulations, your ass is sued.

If you want more helpful facts please hit me up, I’m just really sick and tired of going places with my wife and her service dog only to get the message loud and clear that everyone is nervous and we’re unwelcome, when her dog is the most polite, well-trained, well-MARKED animal you’ve ever seen.

A typical conversation entering 2/3 businesses we went into today:

Person: Ma’am, you can’t have a pet in here. You have to leave.Wife: She’s a service dog. She’s wearing her coat.Person: Oh, sorry. We have to ask. People bring their pets in here sometimes, and we have to ask them to leave, because they’re not allowed.Wife: She’s not a pet, she’s a service animal.

Please spread this. Some people just don’t know. Others think that if they can’t see a disability, it doesn’t exist or need treatment.
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grammarmancer:

On the Media had a really interesting interview with someone who said that what we should do is encourage Democrats in safely blue states to vote Green so we can have a viable third party some day, and for a moment I was like, Great idea!

And then I remembered that Trump is already saying that the election will be stolen, so we don’t need Clinton to have an electoral college win, we need her to have a popular vote win and a BIG one. The bigger the better. It’s not as important that liberals/progressives in blue states vote for Clinton but Clinton having a close victory could end reeeeally badly.

Also Jill Stein is terrible and the Green Party needs to stop focusing on the presidential election and win more local elections. 

Also apparently the Green Party is really SWERFy (if other sources on tumblr are to be believed).

This. Also Jill Stein apparently finds vaccines “questionable” and compared autism to cancer.
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Ahhhh man, lemme think!

1. Thunderstorms

2. Ice cream

3. The wonderful people I have in life

4. DOGSSS DOGS DOGS

5. Comfy cuddles that turn into lovely naps
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ticcytx:

Azurrin Week Day 6: Rain

Ohhhhhhhhhhh my gosh look at these adorable lesbians dancing in the rain together <3
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Why haven’t I seen this Amazon Japan commercial yet ? Nefeli, explain.

It’s been 10 days since its release and has a dog in it.

 >_

AHHH

@hobbiteering @gravityeyelids
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Ahhhhhhhhh

SO LOVELY

Lesbian wedding pics are literally the most beautiful thing in the universe

Just gals being pals
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cleromancy:

a cat: *touches me with its small hand*
me: *eyes tearing up* thank you
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fuckyouimawizardcop:

jerk-bitch-casbutt:

mitsukake:

raptorific:

The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.

The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.

not our division

Honestly the entire wizarding world is just so incompetent it’s hillarious

It’s apparently totally cool by them if a school for tiny children employs a former member of the Wizard KKK to teach a class in which he is given constant access to materials he could use to brew all manner of incredibly dangerous potions and said school is also apparently allowed to keep monster dogs and effing dragons on its premises

The best plan they can come up with to deal with criminals is ‘Leave them with the soul sucking Depression Monsters and forget about them’ and also apparently no one at the Ministry thinks that employing sould sucking depression monsters is a bad idea or could possibly go wrong

And as for the Minister of Magic, the bit in the Potter musical where he tells Voldemort, to his face ‘I still don’t believe you’re back’ pretty much sums up the level of willful stupidity he shows in the books
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dishoarse:

jillholtzmann:

Concept: bi/pan/ace kids feeling safe and welcome in their community.

Don’t group bi and pan with ace, they’re not comparable, they don’t share he same type of issues and being ace doesn’t make you LGBT.

Concept: bi/pan/ace kids feeling safe and welcome in their community.
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“When I walk into a church, I only see paintings of white angels. Why?”

-Eartha Kitt
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marrymejasonsegel:

Definitely Not A Cop
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You’re referring, I assume, to the subject of this meme:

This is literally a very short google search anon w t f 

http://ift.tt/1oNKuR3 –> READ THIS BUT FIRST:

tldr;(A) She was appointed as her client’s attorney by the court system; she did not volunteer for the case.(B) She asked to be removed from the case because she was grossed out by it, but the judge denied her request.© She didn’t “free” her client; she negotiated a plea deal for jail time, LIKE EVERY DEFENSE ATTORNEY IS LEGALLY REQUIRED TO DO.(D) If she did not zealously advocate for her client, or purposely tanked the case, she would have faced disbarment from the legal profession. (SHE WOULD HAVE LOST HER JOB)(E) In the 1980 audio interview, she talked about how her client somehow passed the polygraph that she’d hoped would have helped prove his guilt, and then laughed while saying that since then she never trusts polygraphs, ever.(F) Even the picture used is not the actual victim, and you can be damned well sure they used a tearful angelic blonde little white girl to drive the hate.

but tldr; yes she defended a child rapist , no she didn’t really have a choice despite finding the case disgusting, because as a civil attorney YOU LEGALLY STILL HAVE TO REPRESENT THEM NO MATTER HOW ICK IT IS (this is what LAWYERS DO, they have NO CHOICE). She was essentially forced into it by her firm, and she made the guy take a polygraph test hoping that would prove him guilty. But when it didn’t prove him quilty (since he passed the polygraph ) she said she forever lost her faith in those tests. 

Also, just FYI, in case you’re looking for a law degree, please know that this is STILL required of attorneys today. If you request to get removed from a case because you don’t like it and the court keeps you on you are legally bound to do so irrespective of how you feel about it.

No one is saying that every it of what that man did isn’t super horrible or gross. 

But …

being legally bound to defend a rapist 

≠ being an advocate for rape. 

Also – bit of history for ya– despite this one gross case (among other civil cases no doubt) the Rose Law Firm she working for was known for actively taking cases for and defending groups like The Black Panthers. #tbt
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sosuperawesome:

Iridescent dragon earrings, ear cuffs, hair clips, hair sticks and necklaces by MadMarchMoon on Etsy

• So Super Awesome is also on Facebook, Twitter and Pinterest •

@glitter-rebellion

@geekyspoonie

*excited flapping* THESE WOULD LOOK HELLA RAD IN THE WINDOWS UP HERE. *in the loft… as per usual*

@sillysir *GIMME HANDS*
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gothicprep:

anyway I (begrudgingly) saw suicide squad with some friends last night and it has got to be one of the choppiest movies I’ve ever seen. also at one point harley quinn says “normal is a setting on a dryer” and it was rlly difficult not to laugh

I couldn’t stop thinking of this bc it was almost exactly the same line

This is definitely the kind of movie I would’ve loved as a 13 year old. Now, though? Naaaahhh
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lord-kitschener:

Florida

On the Cracked podcast they were talking about why we get so much crazy news from Florida. Apparently most states have laws that conceal details about crimes from the media, but not Florida. In any other state they would only know that an assault occurred, but in Florida they have instant access to the crazy details. Stuff like this probably happens everywhere, but we’ll never hear about it.

It took me longer than I’d like to admit to realize Manatee is a city name.
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novelconcepts:

Repeat after me, kids: your significant other liking multiple genders does nothing to invalidate the fact that they like you best.

It simply means that they could have chosen literally anyone on earth, regardless of gender, and yet they still picked you.

This also applies to polyamory! Just because your SO(s) also like other people doesn’t mean they don’t like you. They chose you, too.
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germanni:

phuckallat:

This dude is seriously mad because she got a job? Really?

White people are so annoying. Like watch if she would have sat around doing nothing they’d complain she doesn’t deserve this and that and bullshit. Let the lil girl work if she wanna work. She needs a resume. They don’t do shit to help people get jobs but wanna complain smh.

And plus the place she’s working is a restaurant at Martha’s Vineyard so I doubt it’s a place that regular degular people could have the opportunity to work at. It’s probably exclusive for rich kids who just need extra cash or work experience.

If The first family had been white they would’ve talked about how courageous the president was and how they were so proud that Sasha has a job and is reintegrating back into American society. And how down to earth with the average American the family is to let their daughter get a regular cashier job.

Look at that baby concentrating on the cash register.  She taking this job seriously.  White folks come get your people. You have a large section of white folks running around saying black people don’t like to work yet when they see Sasha working, they’re mad. sigh.  Fuck these losers.
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My type of petty
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micdotcom:

Watch: Fox News sent a reporter to Princeton to make fun of “sensitive” college students

they have so little respect for the intelligence of this generation

Disgusting

Fox reporter: What do you think of this blatantly offensive thing?
College students: I don’t appreciate the light-hearted dehumanization of fellow human beings
Fox reporter: lmao listen to this sjw bullshit #lol #kek #triggered
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WHAT

i honestly love this more than anything in the world

i thought this was a joke but i googled it and it’s real
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Rape is the only crime I can think of that’s 100% inexcusable.  There’s absolutely no reason for it ever.  In any circumstance.  You can murder in self defence, you can steal to help your starving family.  Even doing illegal drugs can really help calm people down.

But rape doesn’t help anyone except the rapist.  And it just baffles me to this day the way people will excuse rape with, “Well he/she was drunk” or “What was she wearing?” or “He’s a guy though, he probably enjoyed it.”

it’s the one crime that everyone should find inexcusable and yet it’s the one that people try to justify the most often.
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I think about this a lot.

this is magic
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altjofficial:

this is the same girl 5 times

DEAD
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npc: hey do you have a second, i have a mission for you

me, crying, my hands full of side quests: ………….yes
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stuff like “rip in peace” “btw the way” “stfu up” are hilarious to me regardless of if its done on purpose in fact i think its funnier when its on purpose idk
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coolthingoftheday:

This is what the tea that was dumped into the Boston Harbor would have looked like. In the 1700s, tea was compressed into planks; a plank this size could last a person roughly a year. They would be bought in sections, and small slivers would be shaved off into the kettle every time somebody wanted to make a cup of tea.

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@g2-lpi

HELLO FRIEND! 

WHILE TEA BRICKS ARE RAD AS FUCK, YOU’RE GETTING A BIT OF HISTORY MIXED UP! 

BRICK TEA WAS (and still is, in some niche areas) POPULAR IN CHINA AND TIBET. HOWEVER, THE EAST INDIA TRADING COMPANY (which would have supplied the U.S colonies) DID NOT IMPORT THE BRICK FORM FREQUENTLY - USUALLY ONLY AS CURIOSITIES .  
THE TEA TOSSED INTO THE HARBOR WAS ALL LOOSE-LEAF, AS COLONISTS HAD NO TASTE FOR BRICK TEA, AND TEA BAGS WOULDN’T BE INVENTED FOR ANOTHER 150 YEARS! (source) 
“In Boston, accounts of the tea rebellion include stories of tea leaves piled like haystacks alongside the ships in Griffin’s Wharf while men used rakes to plow the leaves into the low tide of Boston Harbor.“ (source) 

“ 40 chests of tea were destroyed at the Boston Tea Party. Historians tell us that several varieties of black and green teas were aboard the ships, including Bohea, Congou, Souchong (all black teas), and Singlo, and Hyson (both green teas). The bulk of the destroyed tea was “Bohea,” a black tea from the Wuyi Mountains in Fujian Province, China. Despite the fact that the English importer of the tea was called the “East India Tea Company,” all the tea that was cast overboard in the Boston Tea Party was from China, not from India, as many have mistakenly assumed. “  (source) 

It’s kind of weird how we never think about where the tea in the Boston Tea Party was from…
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kuroba101:

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glassesanddreads:

ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it’s hard enough to call the doctor’s office i’m not gunna call the ghostbusters i’d just live with a ghost in my house forever

who you gunna call? no one i have anxiety

Honestly, this.

My Girlfriend: Samantha did u call them

Me: Yes

(Ghost floats through our house, knocking over chairs, making cups float, loudly clanking chains and going woooooo)

Me: …

….

….

no

Stick one of these up and see if it helps:

Hopefully this will discourage awoo-ing O.O
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am i

am i doing this right

YES :D
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me seeing a cute girl in public: *tries not to look at her for more than 5 seconds because i don’t want to make her feel uncomfortable*
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bibliophile20:

just-shower-thoughts:

billionaire could give me %.01 of his wealth and change my life while he is virtually unaffected.

0.01% of $1,000,000,000 is $100,000.
Which, for some people, is as much as they’d make in five years of 60 hour weeks of labor.
And this is one hundredth of one percent of the bare minimum of being a billionaire.

Also, if the billionaire has a decent bank account setup (which, let’s face it, billionaire has), that $100,000 will just come back the next time interest happens.  It is a perpetually regenerating $100,000.

With $100,000 I could fix my credit, buy a house in my family’s hometown and a car, drive back there to live, and have a small cushion left over to get me through till I find a local job—which wouldn’t have to be high-paying, mind, since my house would be paid off. If I brought my mom with me, she could afford to quit her three jobs and start collecting on her Social Security. We could live quite well and I might not even have to finish college to get a job with a wage that would pay our bills and expenses. “Life-changing” is no exaggeration.

reasons USA capitalism and especially “trickle down economics” are both bullshit: because they allow situations like this
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5yo son’s eyewitness account of Baltimore County Police shooting that killed his mother. That is how a kid witnessed his mother dying from the hands of the police officers. And he also felt what it is like to be a target.

They just kicked the door down and started shooting them.

They shot at her not the other way around and when they saw her son running they shot him too. 

They deactivated her social Media so that no one could see the truth. 

They refused to release the bodycam footage.

Who do you believe now?

I’m so sad for this is kid man. Like it really hurts my heart.
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cracked:

In 2013, Steven Spielberg and George Lucas predicted the film industry as we know it would “implode” if/when, in the near future, too many wildly expensive blockbuster movies flopped. And if ever there were a year for an implosion on that scale to occur it would be 2018, the year when there are nearly as many major studio tentpole releases as there are weeks in the year. Well, here’s the thing …

2018 will see the release over 40 massive, tentpole movies. There are nearly 20 releases that happen exactly a week apart. This means that Marvel’s Black Panther will have only a week to make most of its money before Pacific Rim 2 steals its audience, which will give the unnamed Marvel/Fox movie a week to make its money before Wreck-It Ralph 2 comes out, which will only have a week before The Flash and/or Tomb Raider comes out, because Warner Bros. is dumb and scheduled two of their own tentpole movies for the same day. And all of those movies will be released in February and March, the two months studios usually use as a landfill to dump the movies they think suck. The year isn’t just crowded; it’s a clusterfuck, and there are going to be big casualties. There are too many massive movies and not enough people to watch them.

Why The Blockbuster Movie Bubble Will Burst In 2018

fucking good riddance

just a snapshot of some of the blockbusters being released in 2018 so u can actually see how fucking insane this industry has gotten: 

Avengers: Infinity War, Ready Player One, Pacific Rim 2, Aquaman, Toy Story 4, Deadpool 2, Black Panther, The Flash, How To Train Your Dragon 3, Ant-Man And The Wasp, Jurassic World 2, The Predator, Fifty Shades Freed, Jungle Book: Origins, Marry Poppins Returns, Tomb Raider, Alita: Battle Angel, Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them 2, The Secret Life Of Pets 2, an animated Spider-Man movie, Hotel Transylvania 3, The Wolf Man, Wreck-It Ralph 2, the Star Wars Han Solo spinoff, the Transformers Bumblebee spinoff, Maze Runner: The Death Cure, How The Grinch Stole Christmas, Gigantic (Disney’s next hand-drawn animated musical). Madagascar 4, Independence Day 3, Gambit (an X-Men spinoff), The Invisible Man, Venom (a Spider-Man spinoff), Uprising (Bryan Singer’s big-budget movie about a war on the goddamn moon),Mission: Impossible 6.
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this comic is hanging on my fridge because it is the funniest thing i have ever seen
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First, a bit of background - I have lived with a girl for 4 years after putting an ad out online. She pays her bills and is never there at the weekends, while I’m rarely there during the week. However - she is unbelievably lazy, selfish and messy (imagine those shock images of student houses and you’re not far off).

I’ve spent 4 years getting petty revenge on my flat mate in the most passive aggressive ways possible. My objective is for her to never realise I’m responsible. Here is story number 1:

The Offence: Christmas 2014. I have bought 6 bottles of wine for my Nan at a cost of around £30/bottle. Before I can gift them, I return home one night to find she and her boyfriend have helped themselves to one of the bottles…

HER: “Oh I had one of your bottles of wine. I hope you don’t mind. I’ll replace it.

ME: “Errr… Ok. Right.”

Bottle is replaced with Sainsbury’s Basics Red Table Wine at approximately £3 in value. Was given the replacement the night before I was due to travel to my Nan’s leaving me with half a present and a disappointed grandmother.

Petty Revenge: For over 2 years now, I have been sealing all of her bottles and jars with gorilla glue before she opens them for the first time. Tomato ketchup? Gorilla glue. Laundry detergent? Gorilla glue. All those bottles of nail polish just left lying around on the hallway floor? Gorilla glue. I’m a regular maestro when it comes to gorilla gluing things without leaving any evidence.

I gorilla glued her light bulb in to its socket so when it blew, she needed to replace the whole lamp. I gorilla glued the windscreen washer fluid cap on to her car. I gorilla glued the caps on to all the pens she bought when she got in to that adult colouring-in phase.

So far she’s invested in 3 automatic jar openers to no avail and thrown away dozens of items. It’s never been mentioned to me and I assume she thinks she’s just weak and this is normal.
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when u show love to your pet and they end up sitting on your lap but u got things to go do
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gethinblake:

so many of my friends are queer that i genuinely forget that the majority of the population isn’t on a regular basis
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parentheticalaside:

Time has an interactive feature to discover what your name would be if you were born today, based on popularity of your birth year vs. now.

My name would be Mylah. With all apologies to anyone named Mylah, I am now very happy to be named not Mylah.

MY PARTNERS NAME WOULD BE ALFREDO

I AM

DYING
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grimmnir:

Public Service Announcement:  If you are not a virgin do not presume to wear a white wedding dress.  It is an honor that is earned from chastity and virtue.  Not a tradition for you to soil if you lacked the same.

what about anal? does it count

The idea that the white wedding dress is “an honor that is earned from chastity and virtue” is historically bullshit. 

In the west the white wedding dress has it’s origins in the Victorian era, specifically in the white dress Queen Victoria wore in her marriage to Prince Albert. At the time, red was the most popular color for upper-class women to wear at their wedding, and her wedding dress was sort of the contemporary version of Lady Gaga wearing some outlandish outfit to a red carpet event. (She also eschewed the ermine and crown traditional for a queen to wear, which was quite startling to many people.)

After that, a pure white dress became a fashionable way for wealthy, upper-class women to show off their money. Because a pure white dress would quickly yellow and could be ruined by a single spill or a little dirt in an era before 20th century laundering techniques, a white wedding dress was a way of saying “that’s right bitches, I’m so rich I can afford to have this beautiful, elaborate gown made for me and I’m only going to wear it once. Plus odds are good I’ll never work a day in my life or come into contact with anything that might soil it so yeah, great to be me, right?”

Connotations of spiritual purity and eventually virginity only came years later, when the idea of a “white wedding” began to appear in etiquette and housekeeping guidebooks. Even then, it was more because these qualities were associated with upper-class women rather than because the white dress was an honor earned through keeping hands off one’s genitals. Even then, most women just wore their best church dress to their wedding for quite a while. It was the image of thew white wedding dress in post WWII Hollywood movies that finally cemented it as a standard and iconic part of the culture.

Nowadays of course, the American wedding is an orgy of conspicuous consumption, and every woman regardless of her financial situation is expected to get married in a dress she’ll never wear again.

tl;dr, that tradition you’re so keen on protecting has less to do with virginity than is does with showing off big wads of cash.

Poor people would traditionally wear their Sunday best to get married in. They were usually black, brown or other dark colours, because Sunday Best outfits had to last for years and be appropriate for all occasions, including funerals. 

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I’m always in favor of historical debunking that also gives the middle finger to Magical Virginity.
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Looking at a hurricane from the International Space Station.
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Harry Potter and the Cursed Child spoilers come out.
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sit in the sun without anything to do, feel the heat of the rays hit your skin, realize that this sunlight has travelled a very long way to reach you

walk around barefoot and try to feel as much of the ground under your feet as you can, notice every rock and blade of grass

sit quietly for a while and notice the touch of breath in your nostrils, feel how the air gets cooler as you inhale and warmer as you exhale

drive around aimlessly and blast some of your favorite songs, scream/sing along to them and feel the vibrations of your favorite lyrics as they change the air in your throat and around you, feel that the music is healing you from the inside out

stay away from alcohol or drugs for a few days, try to be as aware and present as you can in every moment, stop trying to numb or dull your senses

eat a few meals without any distractions, notice every bite and taste every flavor that covers your tongue, be grateful for it all

look up at the stars and the moon, understand how small we all are and how immense the universe is, realize what a miracle everything is, let your heart swell with amazement and admiration for life itself

ok this is actually cool bc doing all of this is a technique called “mindful thinking” that is extremely useful for people with anxiety disorders and dissociation disorders and stuff!
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Nope
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no no nono
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Yes, my fave is problematic. Your fave is also problematic. I am problematic. You are problematic. We are not all 100% politically correct perfect individuals. Someone saying something ignorant and that person being “the scum of the earth” are not the same. Please learn to recognize the goddamn difference. 

Literally everyone is problematic except for Leo from Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary.
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“In books I have traveled, not only to other worlds, but into my own.” - Anna Quindlen
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i dont think i can put into words how much i enjoy this

Why is this the first time I’ve ever seen this? Did anyone not think to put a camera inside a wave before? Anyway this is wild.
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me: ok im gonna sit down and read this book with no distractions

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Straight people out here shooting up their own fucking babies

#We did it honey#the evil is defeated (via @beasthenshin)

this is the most white heterosexual nonsense ive ever seen

congrats! your smokebox was blue

this means you will birth a Denim Child

*Jild

I don’t understand why you are all so offended by this. They found out the genre of their baby by doing something they like to do. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ISSUE HERE? WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE SO HYPERSENSITIVE ABOUT EVERYONE ELSES LIVES. BACK TF OUT OF PEOPLES BUSINESS FOR FUCKS SAKE.

The genre of their baby

Easy Listening Baby

Smooth Jazz Baby

post-progressive dreamfunk baby

Honey do you see the dreamy blue hues rippling in the residue of the vaporized car? We’re having a vaporwave baby

ハヤテグッドボーイI N F A N T

>tfw no vaporwave baby

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This post keeps getting better
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Rich people showers

Originally posted by weegems

reblogging for that gif

i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself 

This really helped to make me less angry.

It got better
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did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect

it says so right there in my bio textbook i would never lie to you 

u are all perfect bisexual flowers
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An app that shows you where there’s a young man in possession of a good fortune who must be in want of a wife

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Valentine Steaphon, who was at Boots and Saddle to support a friend who was performing, says a security guard told her that the cisgender woman’s comfort was more important than her right to use the bathroom.

“We cater to straight women here,” Steaphon recalls the guard saying, in an interview with Mic, “and if you’re in the women’s restroom and she’s uncomfortable, you’re the problem, you can’t be in there.”

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New York protects the right of transgender people to use the restroom that corresponds with their gender. (Steaphon identifies as trans-genderqueer and uses she and he pronouns.) And gay bars have long had the unspoken rule that all of the restrooms are for everyone. Boots and Saddle, in a response posted to Facebook, say they’re restrooms have always been effectively gender neutral — a fact they’ll make more clear going forward.

“We are saddened that a member of our LGBTQ community felt marginalized for using the restroom at our bar,” the bar wrote. “We expect that every person who walks into our establishment feels safe and respected. To that end, we are taking measures to ensure that such an incident never happens again. Our signage is being updated to reflect what we have always believed — that our restrooms are gender neutral.”

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It may seem surprising that this incident occurred during a drag show at a NYC gay bar and not a country bar in North Carolina, but as Steaphon points out, gay men can be transphobic too.

“The girl and her gay friend are yelling at me, saying ‘You shouldn’t be in there,’ and ‘Unless you have titties and a vagina, you should not be in there, you’re not trans,‘”Steaphon told Mic.  “I feel like a lot of gay guys don’t want to hear it. They don’t know what makes someone trans.”

But one bar manager said he doesn’t believe the incident was about gender, and that all parties involved were asked to leave.

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you found him and he is proud of you

Unmute please!

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*lifts bird above my head in triumph and discovery*
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