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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
fuckyouimawizardcop:
jerk-bitch-casbutt:
mitsukake:
raptorific:
The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.
The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.
not our division
Honestly the entire wizarding world is just so incompetent it’s hillarious
It’s apparently totally cool by them if a school for tiny children employs a former member of the Wizard KKK to teach a class in which he is given constant access to materials he could use to brew all manner of incredibly dangerous potions and said school is also apparently allowed to keep monster dogs and effing dragons on its premises
The best plan they can come up with to deal with criminals is ‘Leave them with the soul sucking Depression Monsters and forget about them’ and also apparently no one at the Ministry thinks that employing sould sucking depression monsters is a bad idea or could possibly go wrong
And as for the Minister of Magic, the bit in the Potter musical where he tells Voldemort, to his face ‘I still don’t believe you’re back’ pretty much sums up the level of willful stupidity he shows in the books
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
fuckyouimawizardcop:
jerk-bitch-casbutt:
mitsukake:
raptorific:
The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.
The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.
not our division
Honestly the entire wizarding world is just so incompetent it’s hillarious
It’s apparently totally cool by them if a school for tiny children employs a former member of the Wizard KKK to teach a class in which he is given constant access to materials he could use to brew all manner of incredibly dangerous potions and said school is also apparently allowed to keep monster dogs and effing dragons on its premises
The best plan they can come up with to deal with criminals is ‘Leave them with the soul sucking Depression Monsters and forget about them’ and also apparently no one at the Ministry thinks that employing sould sucking depression monsters is a bad idea or could possibly go wrong
And as for the Minister of Magic, the bit in the Potter musical where he tells Voldemort, to his face ‘I still don’t believe you’re back’ pretty much sums up the level of willful stupidity he shows in the books
