gravityeyelids | Aug. 6th, 2016

Aug. 6th, 2016

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I was tagged by both @earlpostsaboutwhatever AND @youwillfindmestargazing again, hehe! I tag everyone who reads this! EVERYONE. That means you. Also @raspberriswirl @redacuarela @livingwithendo @hobbiteering

Rules: You can tell a lot about people by the music they listen to! Put your mp3, iTunes, Spotify, etc. on shuffle and list ten songs, then tag ten people. No skipping!

1. Goodbye Happiness- Utada Hikaru

2. Perfection? -Guilt Machine

3. The Time I Was Daydreaming- Riverside

4. Yuuyami Suicide- Pierrot (WATCH THIS MUSIC VIDEO)

5. Dream Within A Dream- Inception soundtrack

6. Waves- Guthrie Govan

7. Apple and Cinnamon- Utada Hikaru

8. Dearest You- D

9. himawari- deadman

10. Vultures- Oingo Boingo

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wyvernjack-xiv:

dreaminglestrade:

Teef by Endling.

I love this comic ~

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ithelpstodream:

6 Stages Of Sleeping With Your Partner By Jacob Andrews

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elodieunderglass:

nitlon:

nitlon:

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nitlon:

ok psa NOAA is literally livestreaming deep sea exploration footage from one of their submersibles!!! like right now!!! you can watch them discover parts of the ocean that NOBODY HAS EVER SEEN

an eel!!!!!!!!!!!

“he has no right swimming that fast in this cold of water. i don’t know what this guy is up to, but it’s rude” – an actual scientist on the NOAA okeanos exploration

ok they’re not streaming rn but they should be later this afternoon!!

they’re in the water again right now/currently descending (as of 3:30 PM CST/4:30 PM EST)

“oh, mm. those are not the right coordinates. i almost sent us into the cliff :)” i love NOAA scientists

they’re at the bottom!! octocoral

glass sponge with “a crinoid hat, [churlish giggle]” according to the scientists

cusk eel!

bonus: “i like corals better, they don’t run away from us”

they cannot decide which rock to pick for sampling this is absurd

a beautiful blue shrimp!!

“i can’t call it bob, i’ll call it bob and then scott will tell me it’s a female again”

“what is he doing to this poor coral? he’s tipped it over and he’s eating it, the darn guy!!”

oh dear I love NOAA so much, bless them

I loved the Marvelous Rock

and how Scott didn’t want to stop eating his zucchini to declare whether or not he wanted a sample of that black coral

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sneakingferocity:

I wish plus sized fashion chains didn’t use language like ” tummy concealer” and “problem area” and my personal fav “provides extra camouflage” like what fucking camouflage?? I’m a fat chick at the beach not a fucking sniper in the jungle can you please not insult your core demo so blatantly

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von–gelmini:

thewitchway:

Now, let’s get one thing straight - I am NOT OLD. I’m only 47. That’s NOT old.

But kids, there’s clearly some things you don’t understand.

Waaaaaaaaaaaay back in the early 90’s, there was Bill and Hillary Clinton. And these folks was liberal. Radically, radically, liberal. And they did something that nearly gave poor Pat Robertson a complete heart attack. They advocated that ……get this……

……………….that gay people were NOT HORRIBLY EVIL MONSTERS.

Look, folks, you just don’t get it. There was no Ellen, or Rosie, or Neil Patrick Harris, or George Takei. I mean they were alive, but no one knew they were gay. Most of the openly gay people were dead.

Keep reading

Reblogging on its own, without my overemotional ranting, because this is good stuff with good links in it, that should be read and reblogged.

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snortingpixystixs:

sonypraystation:

baetology:

Describe your perfect date in detail.

ideal date: it happens

That’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25th. Because it’s not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.

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thebibliosphere:

ssalogel:

the-tao-of-fandom:

I’m so mad rn because apparently a potential word origin for the word ‘phony’ (meaning anything fake) is ‘fawney’ (i’m no etymologist but it’s an option) and a ‘fawney rig’ was a confidence scam where you sold a brass ring as a gold one (which Mr. Lipwig does all the time) and it leads me to believe that THIS:

“Personally, I think you’re a phony,” [said Miss Dearheart].

Is some goddamn next level punnery.

@thebibliosphere how’s that for a pun?

I still remember the first time I learned this.My thesis advisor was actually the leading linguist specialist in the UK at the time (he might still be I haven’t checked) and a big part of my thesis focused on the evolution of words and word meaning because Pratchett used original word meaning to convey a LOT of things in his work so there’s a whole lot of puns we’re missing out on because we don’t recognize them as such.

But for whatever reason I decided to look up “phony” and a few hours later I was down this rabbit hole of learning what a fawney was and I turned to Nigel my professor and went “I think I have learned a thing” and I showed him the passage and he, a fellow Pratchett fan, took his glasses off and muttered “god dammit”.

So yes, Tao, you hit the nail on the head again :D

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goingtrickster:

my gf who has minimal knowledge of the Pokemon world likes to nickname my Pokemon for me

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It’s really funny…and irritating, honestly. Like I keep seeing all of these posts like ‘lol Americans getting salty when they learn that they didn’t invent the airplane’ like….we did? We’re actually salty that you’re spreading misinformation.

Like it honestly shouldn’t even be a debate. There was a three year time gap between Kitty Hawk in 1903 and Santos-Dumont’s flight in 1906. Even if you don’t count Kitty Hawk, the Wright Brothers flew again throughout 1904 and 1905 (including a 24 mile long flight), which is still a full year before Paris.

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

eridiculous:

This post was the first thing that I thought of when I found out that Jared Leto wound up getting practically no screen time in the actual film, I literally burst out laughing and was like ‘OH MY GOD IT CAME TRUE’ :D

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It’s ok nonny, don’t be embarrassed! It’s ok not to know, and it’s great to ask questions.

Now, I have very strong feelings about this, but that’s because of where I live. I’m in Los Angeles. My step-dad is in the movie industry along with another family member. My step-dad does story boards and my step-uncle does set building. I know which celebrities are awesome (Beyonce) and which are dicks (Tom Cruise). I also did a lot of acting in my life and I am a classically trained method actor.

Leto has pulled stunts, claiming he’s in character while he does them. He’s sent his co-stars dead pigs, used anal beads, used condoms, he’s always late to set and makeup, and he’s claimed that he’s just acting like the Joker would. No method actor ever would treat their co-workers like that. He’s also been very rude to the crew.

Now, when you’re an actor, you gotta be extra nice to your crew. Because without them, there is no you. There is no movie or play. You will be acting alone, in the dark, without a script, naked as the day you were born, on an empty stage.

Leto’s been mean to them. Beyond mean. He’s been a Grade A jerk. And he’s been doing all of this shit as a way to capitalize on Heath Ledger’s death.

Ledger was a method actor like Leto and I, and when he finished the Dark Knight he was having some problems sleeping. He also had the flu, so the two were maybe interconnected. But someone said that he said that the Joker was haunting him.

We all have roles like that. Mine was Richard from Richard the Third. It’s hard not to play a nephew-murdering evil king and not have him stay in your head. Ledger kept a notebook, like we all do, that related to the role.

Only, due to the combination of sleeping pills and flu meds, he accidentally overdosed. Well, the media started to spin it, saying the Joke drove him suicide. Leto remembered what happened to Ledger (we all remember what happened to him, the young man could have been the next Brando), and decided that acting like the Joker was a cursed role would be a great way to get attention for him and the movie, not realized that it’s super disrespectful to everyone. Heath left behind a little girl. Leto is repeatedly smacking her in the face with disrespect every time he pulls shit and says “The Joker made me do it!!!!”

That’s why Leto’s trash. That’s nobody in Hollywood likes him. Dude manged to piss off Will Smith. Like, that’s a Super Star you are fucking with and your career is numbered now. Way to go Leto.

Also, Mark Hamil has been the Joker for a faffillion years and he’s the human embodiment of a Golden Retriever, so you’re a sack of shit Leto.

Like, look at that sweet old man. He’s the fandom’s cool grandpa and everyone loves him.

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monarobot:

monarobot:

WHAT’S THIS?? Have some legendary birds, y’all!

Their Maya names (they’re word and number mash ups so they don’t translate directly):

síiskhuun (Freeze one) haats’caan (Lighting two) k’áak’oos (Fire three)

I decided to do a little redesign of these to make available as prints and stickers for all the pokefans out there, old and new, who’ve been asking me for merch since I came up with these, chose your team!

GET STICKERS

GET PRINTS

I’m making these guys available as a one time thing only, for an extremely limited amount of time, so if you dig them, get ‘em now!

Hope you dig this little surprise!

Fixed the size!

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snakewife:

othercat2:

coreymagz:

meladoodle:

A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight”

“You need to leave him, Karen”.

it uses its own blood, and you just want to get it an erasable marker and a whiteboard but it’s the aesthetic.

“Karen, c’mon, do I tell you how to do your job?

I mean. I tell you how to ask your boss for a raise, but I never discuss the finer points of graphic design, is what I’m saying.

Also your leftovers are two days from going bad, so use ‘em or lose ‘em.”

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pinkwinged:

Paolo Sebastian AW 2016/17

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currentsinbiology:

The UN is finally going to declassify transgender as a mental illness

The World Health Organisation (WHO) is moving to declassify transgender identity as a mental disorder, as it updates its category of mental illnesses for the first time in decades.

The body, which is the public health agency of the United Nations (UN), is considering making the change in a revised categorisation of mental and behavioural disorders to be released in 2018.

News of the change comes just as a new study published in The Lancet Psychiatry this week advocates that transgender identity should not be diagnosed as a mental disorder.

“Stigma associated with both mental disorder and transgender identity has contributed to the precarious legal status, human rights violations, and barriers to appropriate care among transgender people,” says lead researcher Geoffrey Reed from the National Autonomous University of Mexico.

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rogers:

when your friend friggin’ slays on the her universe runway @adriuh you are amazing girl!

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panpacificdefensecorpse:

treksource:

The black eye that Chris Pine sports in Star Trek Beyond is apparently real, courtesy of Idris Elba.

“It was great. He gave me a black eye, and that was fun, and we used that. He’s a big guy and we tussled and threw some fake punches.” —Chris Pine

“He tried it with me, man. I was like, ‘Boom, have that.’ He’s a show-off, man. We could have covered it up; he just wanted to show everyone that he had a shiner.” —Idris Elba

#‘once idris elba punched me in the face#it was awesome’ (x)

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darlenealdersons:

Gina Rodriguez and Ilana Glazer flirting in The Hollywood Reporter’s Comedy Actress Roundtable.

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magnolia-noire:

omgthatdress:

refinery29:

Sesame just had the best response to “controversy” about the Refugee Olympic team

Amid recent anti-refugee sentiments, it’s inspiring to see a team representing the 60 million displaced people throughout the world. See Grover’s full loving speech.

Gifs: Sesame Street

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

you damn skippy I’m crying

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tsukidaisy:

the woman who comes in every day and buys a single can of cat food. The brand she buys has the deal that if you buy 5 cans, you get them for $2. When I told her that she said “I don’t need five at once. Terrence only needs one a day.”

The old man who came in and asked me “Why do you think McDonalds doesn’t sell hotdogs?” When I told him I didn’t know, he said “Well, I guess it would be hard to keep a straight face and order a McWeenie.”

The teenage girl whose boyfriend held her foot up as she hopped around the store to get her things. Come to find out that she had lost her flip flop and didn’t want to step on the floor with her bare foot.

The elderly spanish man who comes in every day to get a pack of Marlboro Lights. His english isn’t very good, so when I asked him if he wanted shorts or 100s, he looked at me confused. Realizing he didn’t understand, I said “Pequeño ?” His face lit up and nodded enthusiastically. Now every time he leaves, he smiles and says “Hasta mañana” and I say it back.

The other day when I was outside on a smoke break, he was riding on a bike and yelled ”HASTA MANANAAAAAA” as he rode by.

The old woman who came in and bought 24 air fresheners. I asked her if she was stocking up, and she told me about how she got a new boyfriend who lived in a mansion, and that she was putting one in each of the rooms. She then proceeded to tell me about how the mansion is haunted.

The little kid who was probably around 4 or 5 who ripped open a pack of skittles. As me and the people in line watched the skittles scatter across the floor, he looked up and said. “It wasn’t me.”

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

silktum:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

youshouldseemyotherusername:

not-so-tall-gay-danny:

buckyasfucky:

everybodyhatesjroth:

joannekelly:

theblindtorpedo:

HAROLD…

just a couple gals bein’ pals

full offense but Hailee Steinfeld and Sophie Turner are the new power couple come at me I’m here for this gay shit

I’m sorry I went to google this shit is gay

HAROLDH A R O L D

HAROLD PLEASE

#Could it be true?

I really REALLY hope that it’s true :D

If they’re not a couple I’d be very, very confused

I am going to be sooooooo happy for Sophie if she’s got herself such a cute and adorable girlfriend :D

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

transistor-sister-radio:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

not-so-tall-gay-danny:

gayandstressedout:

ANYWAY DID Y’ALL SEE HOW THIRSTY THAT ONE GIRL WAS FOR HAYLEY?? LIKE YOU KNOW THE ONE?

I CALL HER THE THIRSTY ONE, AND SHE WAS READY TO JUMP HAY’S BONES RIGHT THEN AND THERE ON THAT TABLE IN FRONT OF HER FRIENDS SHE WOULDNT CARE IF A PRIEST WAS THERE

JUST HER LICCKING HER LIPS WHILE WATCHING HAYLEY DANCE, wishing it was hayley she was licking

WHERE YOU LOOKING? NOT AT HER HAIR (she aint blinkin, she lazer focused on something hay’s got down there this whole dance)

@sh00tingm3d0wn YIKES SHE THIRSTY

This is some INTENSE THIRST right here I have not seen a lady this thirsty since the last time I looked in a mirror…

sAAME

She’s like ‘Do you need to sit somewhere?

MY FACE IS AVAILABLE’

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fandomsforfandoms2165:

Get a girl that looks at you the way headphone girl looks at Hayley.

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lexasaur:

Thirsty Headphones Girl - a.k.a “Blake”
Hayley Kiyoko - Gravel To Tempo

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spaceclarke:

that’s better

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rejectedprincesses:

You live up to who you’re told you are. I’m named after a 17th-century queen from Angola, Nzinga Mbande. During the colonial period, the Europeans would try to come to Africa and take their land, and she defended her territory. I think it’s not a coincidence that I’m named Nzingha and I go off with my sword and fight people for my country. I was always told that I’m a strong woman, and I was named after a strong woman, and I think it’s not a coincidence that I’ve become this top fencer.

Nzinga Mbande was covered on RP as one of the first twelve I ever wrote about! See her entry right here.

Heads up: the ESPN article linked has artistic nudity in it – nothing shown, but may be NSFW, depending on where you work. It is far and away the best interview on the web with her, but yeah - the pics may be an issue for some.

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boredpanda:

People From Classic Paintings Inserted Into Modern City Life

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electroillusion:

original

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frozen-fractals-all-around:

a-different-kind-of-royalty:

If you think about it Ursula was actually really nice because she only promised Ariel legs, and she gave her really nice legs that matched her body type and skin color when she could have just as easily given her goat legs

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fuckyeahilike:

hmpreusse:

The most compelling headcanon I’ve ever seen

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sweetgirlsyouwouldlike:

Ingrid Hayes

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violentwavesofemotion:

“My loss. My
flustered,
captivating melancholy.”

— Paisley Rekdal, from The Invention of the Kaleidoscope; “The Lover”

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shadesofblackness:

Brionka Halbert

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mediumsizedboy:

Any elder gods out there looking to trade mystic powers in exchange for loyal service in the physical planes? Asking for a friend