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fleamontpotter:
fleamontpotter:
my predictions on what’s coming up next on wild Harry Potter discourse you can’t believe actually exists on this hellsite:
- Moaning Myrtle was abused by Professor McGonagall
- Ernie Macmillan did more to defeat Voldemort than Harry
- Umbridge was a misunderstood feminist icon
- Hagrid was a Nazi sympathiser
Apparently the Umbridge Feminist Icon Discourse already exists. I should have known. I’ll replace that prediction with
- Hedwig was actually the snake Harry set free from the zoo, she had been transfigured into an owl by Snape as Lily loved owls and he wanted Harry to have a constant reminder of his mum. Hedwig was the name Lily had chosen for the baby fathered by Snape she was pregnant with when she died, Snape was honoured that Harry had chosen that name for his snake owl.
fleamontpotter:
fleamontpotter:
my predictions on what’s coming up next on wild Harry Potter discourse you can’t believe actually exists on this hellsite:
- Moaning Myrtle was abused by Professor McGonagall
- Ernie Macmillan did more to defeat Voldemort than Harry
- Umbridge was a misunderstood feminist icon
- Hagrid was a Nazi sympathiser
Apparently the Umbridge Feminist Icon Discourse already exists. I should have known. I’ll replace that prediction with
- Hedwig was actually the snake Harry set free from the zoo, she had been transfigured into an owl by Snape as Lily loved owls and he wanted Harry to have a constant reminder of his mum. Hedwig was the name Lily had chosen for the baby fathered by Snape she was pregnant with when she died, Snape was honoured that Harry had chosen that name for his snake owl.
