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bannock-and-biopolitics:
parentheticalaside:
altonzm:
french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you
italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house
American recipes: Use Pillsbury™ crescent rolls and Oscar Meyer™ sausages with your Dairy Maid Dairy™ cheese for a fun NFL Super Bowl LI™ treat!
Canadian recipes: Use Bone White Butter from Canadian Dairy Farms and be sure to accompany it with meat made from BC/Alberta farm animals raised without all those big evil scary American hormones and antibiotics or Donald Trump will manifest in your kitchen and stuff you full of trans fats. Read on to learn how to make a side dish of poutine to go with it.
bannock-and-biopolitics:
parentheticalaside:
altonzm:
french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you
italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house
American recipes: Use Pillsbury™ crescent rolls and Oscar Meyer™ sausages with your Dairy Maid Dairy™ cheese for a fun NFL Super Bowl LI™ treat!
Canadian recipes: Use Bone White Butter from Canadian Dairy Farms and be sure to accompany it with meat made from BC/Alberta farm animals raised without all those big evil scary American hormones and antibiotics or Donald Trump will manifest in your kitchen and stuff you full of trans fats. Read on to learn how to make a side dish of poutine to go with it.
