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marrymejasonsegel:
“alright guys so the original Jumanji was about a cursed board game and these kids who get saddled with it. But we’re rebooting it and we gotta make it MODERN and ADULT. So let’s dress the one girl in the main cast in a Lara Croft cosplay, even though it’ll leave her legs and stomach vulnerable to bug bites, and scratches from plants. ALSO let’s throw a little racism in there and make the dark skinned black man look like the dude the others hired to carry their shit. They’ll eat it up!”
marrymejasonsegel:
“alright guys so the original Jumanji was about a cursed board game and these kids who get saddled with it. But we’re rebooting it and we gotta make it MODERN and ADULT. So let’s dress the one girl in the main cast in a Lara Croft cosplay, even though it’ll leave her legs and stomach vulnerable to bug bites, and scratches from plants. ALSO let’s throw a little racism in there and make the dark skinned black man look like the dude the others hired to carry their shit. They’ll eat it up!”
