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Idk but he idea of a vampire trying to get into my house while I’m like, working in another country and they have this whole plan and they’re just so amped to kill me and they knock on the door and I’m like “yes can I help you” and they immediately know their whole night’s ruined bc they only speak German is good.
Especially if they try to make it work for another minute and I say something else and they think I invited them in bc they’re just guessing and then they try to come in and can’t and now I think they’re a weirdo for stepping into my space like that so I just close the door.
Also good.
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Idk but he idea of a vampire trying to get into my house while I’m like, working in another country and they have this whole plan and they’re just so amped to kill me and they knock on the door and I’m like “yes can I help you” and they immediately know their whole night’s ruined bc they only speak German is good.
Especially if they try to make it work for another minute and I say something else and they think I invited them in bc they’re just guessing and then they try to come in and can’t and now I think they’re a weirdo for stepping into my space like that so I just close the door.
Also good.
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