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cincosechzehn:
callmebliss:
cipheramnesia:
mother-entropy:
heyepiphora:
Geode Dildo
YES MY PEEPS, it’s a dildo shaped like a geode! 💎 Designed and handmade by Number One Laboratory, this stunning dildo also comes in blue and green. Of course, it’s more of a display piece than a stimulating sex toy, since crystals weren’t exactly optimized for insertion. But it’s pretty soft silicone, so it doesn’t feel nearly as scrapey as you might think. (Also, today I learned the name for a cavity in a rock is a “vug.” TOO GOOD.)
Get the Geode Dildo at:
Number One Laboratory
Good Vibes
Babeland
Come As You Are (Canada)
HEY HELLSITE
YOU CAN FUCK THIS ROCK
But this was a golden opportunity to call it a geodildo.
Not going out tonight, girls, I’m gonna stay home and fuck my Geodude
getting your rocks off just took on a whole new meaning
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cincosechzehn:
callmebliss:
cipheramnesia:
mother-entropy:
heyepiphora:
Geode Dildo
YES MY PEEPS, it’s a dildo shaped like a geode! 💎 Designed and handmade by Number One Laboratory, this stunning dildo also comes in blue and green. Of course, it’s more of a display piece than a stimulating sex toy, since crystals weren’t exactly optimized for insertion. But it’s pretty soft silicone, so it doesn’t feel nearly as scrapey as you might think. (Also, today I learned the name for a cavity in a rock is a “vug.” TOO GOOD.)
Get the Geode Dildo at:
Number One Laboratory
Good Vibes
Babeland
Come As You Are (Canada)
HEY HELLSITE
YOU CAN FUCK THIS ROCK
But this was a golden opportunity to call it a geodildo.
Not going out tonight, girls, I’m gonna stay home and fuck my Geodude
getting your rocks off just took on a whole new meaning
(Your picture was not posted)
