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justgot1:
rainnecassidy:
unpretty:
pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.
MASTER HAS GIVEN THE ERECTION A SOCK
THE ERECTION IS FREE
I just laughed for like a minute.
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justgot1:
rainnecassidy:
unpretty:
pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.
MASTER HAS GIVEN THE ERECTION A SOCK
THE ERECTION IS FREE
I just laughed for like a minute.
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