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Thank you so much! I appreciate that. Here you go, let me know if there’s anything else I can do:
“Look I love you guys but maybe a studio apartment was a bad idea and did you really just elbow me in the rib oh my god.”
“One of us sleep walks and turns all the lights on and we have to take turns standing vigil until we find out who it is.”
“You two keep switching outfits for about three minutes in the middle of the day and then switching back just to convince me I’m losing my mind DON’T SAY YOU AREN’T I KNOW YOU ARE.”
“You’re the only one who knows how to cook anything other than Ramen, but it’s your birthday so somehow, between the two of us, we will cook you a nice romantic meal so go sit down and ignore the smoke alarm.”
“Which one of you brought in the kitten. No you can’t both point to each other, one of you did it and it was you wasn’t it… oh my god look at it we’re keeping it.”
“We have an extra person on our hands we have to win the monthly blanket fort contest in our building cmon we have to.”
“Everyone else in the building is coming up with theories about why three people are sharing a one bedroom apartment and honestly it’s so entertaining let’s not tell anyone for a while, yeah?”
“Our very friendly next door neighbors asked us to babysit and amazingly not even one out of the three of us has any experience with kids oh god it won’t stop crying”
“We all assumed someone else was going to call the plumber so now the three of us are down to one shower and now I realize why our water bill is so high you take foREVER DEAR GOD”
“I can never keep track of who’s doing what- making coffee, mopping, purposefully making the bed wrong, leaving antifolk music on whenever I get out of the shower- but you’re both so weird and I love you. Wait what do you mean neither of you make the bed wrong? Who the hell keeps messing up our bed?”
And, just for kicks, “A human buys and old house already inhabited by a ghost and frequented by a stray werewolf, and one thing leads to another…”
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Thank you so much! I appreciate that. Here you go, let me know if there’s anything else I can do:
“Look I love you guys but maybe a studio apartment was a bad idea and did you really just elbow me in the rib oh my god.”
“One of us sleep walks and turns all the lights on and we have to take turns standing vigil until we find out who it is.”
“You two keep switching outfits for about three minutes in the middle of the day and then switching back just to convince me I’m losing my mind DON’T SAY YOU AREN’T I KNOW YOU ARE.”
“You’re the only one who knows how to cook anything other than Ramen, but it’s your birthday so somehow, between the two of us, we will cook you a nice romantic meal so go sit down and ignore the smoke alarm.”
“Which one of you brought in the kitten. No you can’t both point to each other, one of you did it and it was you wasn’t it… oh my god look at it we’re keeping it.”
“We have an extra person on our hands we have to win the monthly blanket fort contest in our building cmon we have to.”
“Everyone else in the building is coming up with theories about why three people are sharing a one bedroom apartment and honestly it’s so entertaining let’s not tell anyone for a while, yeah?”
“Our very friendly next door neighbors asked us to babysit and amazingly not even one out of the three of us has any experience with kids oh god it won’t stop crying”
“We all assumed someone else was going to call the plumber so now the three of us are down to one shower and now I realize why our water bill is so high you take foREVER DEAR GOD”
“I can never keep track of who’s doing what- making coffee, mopping, purposefully making the bed wrong, leaving antifolk music on whenever I get out of the shower- but you’re both so weird and I love you. Wait what do you mean neither of you make the bed wrong? Who the hell keeps messing up our bed?”
And, just for kicks, “A human buys and old house already inhabited by a ghost and frequented by a stray werewolf, and one thing leads to another…”
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