Y’all Monster Fuckers be like
Oct. 31st, 2017 10:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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astrognomer:
Him: Ready to see my monster cock, baby?
You: Oh god yes
Him: *Pulls a 14-inch Pringles can pussy destroyer*
You: What’s this? No tentacles? No writhing mass of teeth and pain? Why would you get my hopes up like that?
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astrognomer:
Him: Ready to see my monster cock, baby?
You: Oh god yes
Him: *Pulls a 14-inch Pringles can pussy destroyer*
You: What’s this? No tentacles? No writhing mass of teeth and pain? Why would you get my hopes up like that?
(Your picture was not posted)
