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pervocracy:
Every time my mom talks about my sister’s puppy, it becomes clear that she has no idea what a puppy is.
“He’s very cute, but he always wants to lick people! Why would you let an animal put its tongue on you?”
“That darn dog is always sniffing things. He even sniff’s people’s… their crotches, if you can believe it.”
“When he goes on walks, you have to pull the leash short, or he’ll go off every which way! It’s like he has no manners or common sense at all.”
“He’s either running around all over the place getting into everything, or he’s sleeping! He’s very sweet and all, but I have to tell you, this is a difficult animal.”
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pervocracy:
Every time my mom talks about my sister’s puppy, it becomes clear that she has no idea what a puppy is.
“He’s very cute, but he always wants to lick people! Why would you let an animal put its tongue on you?”
“That darn dog is always sniffing things. He even sniff’s people’s… their crotches, if you can believe it.”
“When he goes on walks, you have to pull the leash short, or he’ll go off every which way! It’s like he has no manners or common sense at all.”
“He’s either running around all over the place getting into everything, or he’s sleeping! He’s very sweet and all, but I have to tell you, this is a difficult animal.”
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