You're stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?

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lamsandjeffmadstrash:

i have my fucking cat i think we’re both pretty screwed

I have a random old stranger with his back turned to the camera. As long as I avoided forming any sorta emotional bond with him, I’m pretty sure I could feast on him for days if it became a necessity.

Uh my lock screen is Mary Lee the gay shark from New Jersey
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