god i hate puritans
Jul. 30th, 2017 03:04 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gravityeyelidsvia http://ift.tt/2vUgvTk:
puritans: oh no people in england will not let us close all the playhouses and force everyone to wear underwear made of steel wool and generally dictate everything about what everyone else does. we must away to the new world where we can oppress people as much as we want
american history books: RELIGIOUS FREEDOM!
jews & all other Actually Oppressed religious groups: [look directly into the camera]
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puritans: oh no people in england will not let us close all the playhouses and force everyone to wear underwear made of steel wool and generally dictate everything about what everyone else does. we must away to the new world where we can oppress people as much as we want
american history books: RELIGIOUS FREEDOM!
jews & all other Actually Oppressed religious groups: [look directly into the camera]
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