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bogleech:
bogleech:
What if the first people to disparage “processed” food that “comes out of a machine” with “artificial chemicals” were secretly just ancient evil fae and like they can’t eat anything that touched steel or was tainted by human invention or something so they’re just trying to sabotage the world of men and return Earth to the seelie court I’m on to you little shits
Next hip diet trend:
“Food that has never crossed running water. HSSSSSSSSSS!!!!”
bogleech:
bogleech:
What if the first people to disparage “processed” food that “comes out of a machine” with “artificial chemicals” were secretly just ancient evil fae and like they can’t eat anything that touched steel or was tainted by human invention or something so they’re just trying to sabotage the world of men and return Earth to the seelie court I’m on to you little shits
Next hip diet trend:
“Food that has never crossed running water. HSSSSSSSSSS!!!!”
