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elanorpam:
rainbowbarnacle:
jumpingjacktrash:
poplar-shade:
mirthandir:
jennytheundying:
failnation:
New PETA ad looks like two guys had a threesome with a chicken and she completely blew their minds.
“we must never speak of this”
I legitimately have no idea what this ad was otherwise trying to convey
like seriouslyI know that they’re utterly stupid in every waybut what even the hell
looks to me like each of them thinks the other one brought the chicken and they’re trying to think how to say “that is a really disturbing kink and i’m upset you didn’t warn me” without being closed-minded
meanwhile the chicken just wandered in through an open window and found this nice place to lay an egg she doesn’t care she’s busy
i seldom care what peta has to say but in this case i legitimately can’t tell what their message is so i’m just going to go with “random chicken sitcom moment” and imagine all the wacky misunderstandings that occur as they both try to be okay with their boyfriend having super weird kinks, until their neighbor comes over to reclaim her chicken and they realize their sex life is actually kind of vanilla and now they’re a little disappointed
maybe the chicken is doing like how kitties do–they just kinda hop on the bed and don’t care what anyone else is up to, it’s time to curl up near the humans now.
or maybe she heard there were two cocks in the vicinity? 8)
and maybe the dudes are making faces like that because they just realized they’re in a PETA commercial zzzzzZZZING
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elanorpam:
rainbowbarnacle:
jumpingjacktrash:
poplar-shade:
mirthandir:
jennytheundying:
failnation:
New PETA ad looks like two guys had a threesome with a chicken and she completely blew their minds.
“we must never speak of this”
I legitimately have no idea what this ad was otherwise trying to convey
like seriouslyI know that they’re utterly stupid in every waybut what even the hell
looks to me like each of them thinks the other one brought the chicken and they’re trying to think how to say “that is a really disturbing kink and i’m upset you didn’t warn me” without being closed-minded
meanwhile the chicken just wandered in through an open window and found this nice place to lay an egg she doesn’t care she’s busy
i seldom care what peta has to say but in this case i legitimately can’t tell what their message is so i’m just going to go with “random chicken sitcom moment” and imagine all the wacky misunderstandings that occur as they both try to be okay with their boyfriend having super weird kinks, until their neighbor comes over to reclaim her chicken and they realize their sex life is actually kind of vanilla and now they’re a little disappointed
maybe the chicken is doing like how kitties do–they just kinda hop on the bed and don’t care what anyone else is up to, it’s time to curl up near the humans now.
or maybe she heard there were two cocks in the vicinity? 8)
and maybe the dudes are making faces like that because they just realized they’re in a PETA commercial zzzzzZZZING
(Your picture was not posted)
