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willoftitanium:
prismatic-bell:
muchymozzarella:
I would like to be a Ravenclaw only because I want to be that Ravenclaw who opens the dorms for people with the worst ever answers to questions that are also correct, like
“Why is a raven like a writing desk” “They both have the letter R in them"
“What is the truth?” “The word with the letters T, R, U and H in it"
“What is the answer to this riddle?” “The answer to this riddle is the answer to this riddle, of course”
“What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs at night?” “Not you, obviously”
“Which came first, the chicken or the egg?” “Well you just mentioned the chicken first, so by virtue of the order of your sentence, it’ll be the chicken. Also alphabetically.”
because if I were ever in Ravenclaw it won’t be for being smart, it’ll be for being a smartass
“Where do Vanished objects go?”
“Somewhere other than where they were Vanished from, duh.”
“What is the truth?”
“Sarah is cheating on Robert with Dylan.”
4th year standing behind me: omg no way
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willoftitanium:
prismatic-bell:
muchymozzarella:
I would like to be a Ravenclaw only because I want to be that Ravenclaw who opens the dorms for people with the worst ever answers to questions that are also correct, like
“Why is a raven like a writing desk” “They both have the letter R in them"
“What is the truth?” “The word with the letters T, R, U and H in it"
“What is the answer to this riddle?” “The answer to this riddle is the answer to this riddle, of course”
“What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs at night?” “Not you, obviously”
“Which came first, the chicken or the egg?” “Well you just mentioned the chicken first, so by virtue of the order of your sentence, it’ll be the chicken. Also alphabetically.”
because if I were ever in Ravenclaw it won’t be for being smart, it’ll be for being a smartass
“Where do Vanished objects go?”
“Somewhere other than where they were Vanished from, duh.”
“What is the truth?”
“Sarah is cheating on Robert with Dylan.”
4th year standing behind me: omg no way
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