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theultravioletcatastrophe:
OK there’s some fun generators out there but this one is so awesome. Check these out:
i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. i try to cheer up by thinking about trees
im going to go back in time and tolerate video games
for just 5 easy payments of 9.99 you can be sad and desire horses
its times like this that i wonder why we cant all just endorse dragons
(shoveling handfuls of moss into my mouth) i sink into the warm embrace of fire
dear diary….today i am going to savor the rapturous caress of corn
Like… just go and click and have fun.
ive seen geese. i know what they can do to a person. i saw one of them smell like video games
the gays dont accept my support but i literally bought a rainbow packpack. i also admire 165 parakeets
aaa!! its time to illegally torrent the plague
whats my favorite dinosaur? i like any dinosaur that wants to bask in a torrential downpour of lizards
im hiding in plants now because i fear the world and dont want to contour the face of anything with more than 4 legs
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theultravioletcatastrophe:
OK there’s some fun generators out there but this one is so awesome. Check these out:
i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. i try to cheer up by thinking about trees
im going to go back in time and tolerate video games
for just 5 easy payments of 9.99 you can be sad and desire horses
its times like this that i wonder why we cant all just endorse dragons
(shoveling handfuls of moss into my mouth) i sink into the warm embrace of fire
dear diary….today i am going to savor the rapturous caress of corn
Like… just go and click and have fun.
ive seen geese. i know what they can do to a person. i saw one of them smell like video games
the gays dont accept my support but i literally bought a rainbow packpack. i also admire 165 parakeets
aaa!! its time to illegally torrent the plague
whats my favorite dinosaur? i like any dinosaur that wants to bask in a torrential downpour of lizards
im hiding in plants now because i fear the world and dont want to contour the face of anything with more than 4 legs
(Your picture was not posted)