pileofknives: gunsandfireandshit: womanbecomescow: straight male directors really express their...

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womanbecomescow:

straight male directors really express their fetishes thru cinema just like that

Yeah

This looks like a frame from a webcomic making fun of Tarantino but it’s Real
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pervocracy:

postwhitesociety:

hm

I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:

1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear.  ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me?  So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”

2) Women not having cheat codes.  ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me.  I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me.  Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”

3) Women not being a hive mind.  ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles.  Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all.  Make up your mind, women!”

4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”

Always reblog
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odinsblog: Nothing but respect for my (future) President.

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odinsblog:

Nothing but respect for my (future) President.
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puccachan5:Tricksters

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puccachan5:

Tricksters
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catsuggest: Larry suggest: be very l o n n g

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catsuggest:

Larry suggest: be very l o n n g
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butchsandwich: kittynomsonzombies: I HATE THIS I NEVER THOUGHT...

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kittynomsonzombies:

I HATE THIS I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS

Goddammit
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goodladnicelittlebody:

me when i’m arguing with someone: look my memory is shit but looking at these vague statistics buried in my brain i can promise you you are wrong
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catchymemes:

Snowing at sea

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean???Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal
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fireonbabylon:I’m in love.

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fireonbabylon:

I’m in love.
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striderepiphany: bisexuael: i’m begging

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bisexuael:

i’m begging y’all… PLEASE don’t keep saying shit like hecking in 2019…. just say the fuck word

Hey listen my mom says hecking what do you want her to do?? Say fuck? Huh? You want my mom to say fuck? ?
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fartgallery:

I was taking pics of this kitten sitting on her mom when her sister came to square up
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felidaeng: felidaeng: hey guys i need help wheres that one picture that looks like this FOUND IT

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felidaeng:

felidaeng:

hey guys i need help wheres that one picture that looks like this

FOUND IT
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infamy-and-plunder:

goopy-amethyst:

neopetcemetery:

someone has waited their entire career to use this headline

Scientist should say something else

This guy needs a raise

This hero’s name is Rob Waugh
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lumeriian: 🌵“welcome! everything is

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lumeriian:

🌵“welcome! everything is great!”

i wanted to draw these screencaps from 2x01 and i thought it would be fun to make a mini project out of it
~please do not repost my art without my permission~
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Not only did she graduate top of her class at Oxford, start multiple charities, and is a fashion icon—Astrid has the biggest heart of any of my cousins.

Gemma Chan as Astrid Leong in Crazy Rich Asians (2018) dir. John M. Chu
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ukulelekatie:

Something that I really like about The Good Place is that at times it feels like fanfiction. It has that element of taking the same characters and placing them in a reality in which something is different to see what changes about their thoughts and actions and what stays the same. All the different combinations and types of relationships that arise with each reboot (Jason and Janet vs. Jason and Tahani, romantic Eleanor and Chidi vs. platonic Eleanor and Chidi, even mention of a reboot where Eleanor and Tahani were soulmates) totally remind me of fans rewriting the canon to get their ships together. Heck, the most recent season is basically “AU where the characters never died.” You get to see that comparison of “what ifs” whereas in most shows there’s only one canon that they stick to, and I find that so appealing and fun.

The Good Place is 802 AUs in a trenchcoat
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ungarmax:

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed
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heliolisk:I love seeing pawprints cause that means at some point a dog walked on that spot and then.

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heliolisk:

I love seeing pawprints cause that means at some point a dog walked on that spot and then i think about dogs and its a good time
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dimedog:

what
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rosezemlya:

See, this, I think, is what I love about Kronk.  On the shallowest surface level, he fills the “low IQ sidekick” role.  But ONLY on the shallowest surface level.

I’d have to watch the movie again to go into any detail, but Kronk is actually the smartest damn person IN this movie.  There’s nothing he doesn’t know, he’s got all this specialized knowledge, dude is probably horrifically well read.  He’s NOT stupid, he’s just eager to please and doesn’t have a proper “No” threshhold.

In the second gif, he’s like - “No, wait, I’m not who you think I am.”

Then in the fourth, he’s like - “Oh my God, the cook is gone and she’s got all these orders.  If somebody doesn’t cook that up people are going to get upset!  They’ll take it out on this poor woman who’s been on her feet all day and doesn’t deserve their wrath!  And…oh my God…PEOPLE WILL BE HUNGRY!”

Then in the sixth gif he’s like - “NOT ON KRONK’S WATCH!”

He’s doing the right thing and he knows it.  No judgement, no condescension, just always a moment to register the task at hand, determine the most logical course of action to completing it, and then it’s GO GO GO.

His only problem is that he never stops to ask himself whether this is actually his problem to solve, or whether people are taking advantage of him, and I love him for it.

I just…love him.

Kronk is the best hands down.
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queenqueso: aztechnology: gunsandfireandshit: psilocybabe: What...

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aztechnology:

gunsandfireandshit:

psilocybabe:

What does this mean

#someone’s a fuckin rich nerd

I know this is meant to be a funny but funfact! The lotus set in Magic: The Gathering is bar-none the most expensive set in history, getting a whole set for a 60-card average deck would easily cost more than the car pictured. This card alone is worth nearly 20k, with some others costing several thousand dollars.

someone is absolutely a fuckin rich nerd.

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL
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nighthawkes:

nighthawkes:

nighthawkes:

new take on the “in this essay I will…” meme where you just post the conclusion

… in conclusion, people making Clark Kent 10 or more years younger than Bruce Wayne is weird and reductive because one of the best things about their superhero partnership is the contrast in Clark’s borderline naive optimism and Bruce’s eternally depressing pessimism. Their differences highlight their similarities and make their relationship interesting. But the energy is sapped from it if you make Clark way younger and therefore comparatively naive or try to argue that Batman’s cynicism stems from his greater experience/age because that is untrue and misrepresentative of both characters.

… in conclusion the Babysitter’s Club of the acclaimed Babysitter’s Club novels, being an organization for professionals, qualifies it as a worker’s union.

#the babysitter’s club SHOULD have had a union because someone needed to keep kristy in check
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bi-trans-alliance:

(source)
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curioscurio: When you step into a craft store you

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curioscurio:

When you step into a craft store you don’t leave the same person 
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do-you-have-a-flag:

aenariasbookshelf:

aggressivewhenstartled:

aggressivewhenstartled:

Did we.

Did we make phones so big.

That now we have a special device.

That lets you make phone calls and use the internet.

And you can carry it around with you and it fits in tiny pockets.

But it is not a phone.

You sync it to your actual mobile phone.

The mobile phone you are leaving at home because it is so big.

Why.

Why have we come to this.

Please just make me a smartphone that fits in my pocket again.

And is this…. is this really called…

The *palm palm*

…meet the goddamn MoonMoon of cellphones.

*head-fucking-desk*

Sssso…. a PDA? We’re moving back to PDAs?
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smallest-feeblest-boggart:

bemusedlybespectacled:

followthebluebell:

so we’ve tried explaining vaccines using science and that scared people

but what if

instead

we told them that vaccines actually contain magic rocks or healing energy

“we left this rabies vaccine in the light of a full moon to cleanse it, so it’s safe.  everyone knows about the link between rabies and full moons :)”

“vaccination is an ancient practice going back at least hundreds of years that draws on your body’s natural healing abilities to let you fight disease naturally”

the, the second one is

shit that’s how vaccines actually work
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aspiringhooligan:let’s all talk nicer to oursel

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aspiringhooligan:

let’s all talk nicer to ourselves in 2019. its not “dumb bitch o’clock” its “cool bitch o’clock.” you’re a star 
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rosemintviolet: “A peaceful life to arise her,

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rosemintviolet:

“A peaceful life to arise her, noon and moon and moon. A letter a cold sleeve a blanket a shaving house and nearly the best and regular window.”

- Gertrude Stein

Happy New Year 2019
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kristmarian:18. Multi headed 18/31 Days of Monsters

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kristmarian:

18. Multi headed
18/31 Days of Monsters
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