gravityeyelids | Oct. 26th, 2018

Oct. 26th, 2018

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beemojis:

beemojis:

heartbreaking: local cat has never been fed in entire life, says local cat

sources close to cat claim cat may have actually been fed between four to six hours ago. these claims are still under investigation.
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eversincencwyork:

just your daily shout out to bi girls dating boys & bi boys dating girls!! you are valid & a part of the lgbt+ community!!
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vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

im dying my hair lavender and had to bleach it first and when I risned the bleach i just yelled “AAAAAAAH” and my roommate went “WHAT” and I said “WHERES MY HEADBAND”

this was such a moment. my roommate and i had almost 0 (Zero) interest in common but she tried to support me anyway but this particular 2 AM in 2015 she’d had Enough
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chasekip:

pika-moodboard
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laddermatch:

diagram of me succumbing to the grain
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askradicalgoodspeed:

finnishedddd:

war-lesbian:

trans-mimikkyu:

war-lesbian:

man… the only animal to ride the horse

well that’s just a man with feathers

BEHOLD A MAN

diogenes strikes again
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prokopetz:

Headcanon: I can muster a cogent argument for why it would make more sense or make for a better story if this were the case

Heartcanon: I don’t have a particular rationale for why this ought to be the case, I just like to imagine it’s true because it gives me the warm fuzzies

Gutcanon: it’s not that I actively want this to be the case – it just unaccountably feels like it should be

Junkcanon: I like to imagine it’s true because it gives me the other kind of warm fuzzies

Spleencanon: I insist that this is the case specifically to spite the author, because, like, fuck you, sir or madam
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onemuseleft:

mangolesbian:

it’s a good think y’all have superbat, otherwise the batman superman ship name would be blark

This is manman erasure
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xenothral:

JKR really off her shits with this one
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yashas-strong-arms:

probablybadrpgideas:

“The players all are told to create mid level druids with animal companions. After creating their characters have all of the druids be kidnapped and the players must rescue them as their animal companions.”

—

op change your url
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anissapierce:

fandomshatepeopleofcolor:

Im not saying that people should just stop watching and go hate on twilight but why are so many people on here suddenly acting like twilight had been good all along and that everyone hated twilight just bc of internalized misogyny and its huge teenage fanbase??Like yeah alot of people DID hate it bc of that but ALOT of people also disliked it mainly because of the glorification of abuse , grooming and toxic relationships in it and how it was all sold to teen girls as “True love”.

Did everyone forget that edward and bella’s relationship met ALL FIFTEEN criteria set up by the national domestic violence hotline of being in an abusive relationship???Or that bella allowed her SEVEN YEAR OLD DAUGHTER to be romantically with jacob who is the same age as bella just bc of “destiny”???

Did people forget how most of the “savage” and “wild” werewolves on were native american and all the vampires were white for no reason??Or literally ALL of the racist undertones??(check out our #twilight tag) Or how leah clearwater’s cousin is physically attacked by her ex boyfriend which left her scarred permanently yet they ended up together coz it was their “destiny” ???Or how bella literally left her family,education and single father to raise a family with edward for the sake of “true love”??

Are we just gonna ignore the glorification of stalking and controlling boyfriend behavior and the “not like other girls” form of internalized misogyny??

I could go on and on but please stop acting like twilight was anything but a crappy YA paranormal novel which got popular for some weird reason.The memes and jokes are funny and people headcanoning the characters as gay/lesbian/bi etc is good and all but please please remember why twilight was so much criticized by many many feminists too and stop introducing it to other teens bc the REAL twilight is a shitty and problematic mess which sells a very horrible image of “true love”

You can check out FHPOC’s twilight tag where other mods have discussed about this in detail.

-Mod ro

Also meyer literally took the name of an actual indigenous tribe and just wrote over their history for her dumbass book

Here’s a site detailing the misinfo

The Truth Vs Twilight
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simplateau:

angelicavpd:

an authority figure: [expresses slight, arguable disappointment in me]

me, shaking: Wow. Can’t Believe I’m The Worst Person Alive

authority figure: *is in a bad mood or even is just less friendly than usual*

me, stomach in knots: My fault? I must be the cause of this?
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medusabraids:

jk rowling’s at it again
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riskovbeingfree:

identitypollution:

Thank you all so much for your support on my Corgi Valentines! I never imagined so many people would like them and it made me so happy to wake up to so many notes!

So now thanks to 05221987 for her ask this morning I have worked some art and these puppies are now available in TRI-COLOURING!

I REALLY WUF YOU

ROSES ARE GREY

LOTS OF KISSES

BUF <3

And a BONUS batch of CARDIGAN WELSH! [X] [X] [X] [X]

You can also check us out on ETSY and FACEBOOK.

@gravityeyelids relevant to your interests :D

AAAAH THANK YOU
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penfairy:

reblog if u support him
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shadowraiku:

autumngracy:

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autumngracy:

autumngracy:

Who wants to guess how many bags of peaches are in my dad’s freezer?

The answer is:

Too fucking many

This is gonna make … a lot of jam …….

So, I managed to fit all but one big bowl of peaches into the two stock pots …

An hour and a half later, here they are simmering away …

How long is it gonna take to reduce them to jam, you ask?? Fuck if I know at this size lmao

In case you were wondering, it is, in fact, longer than 5 hours, as I am still stirring this jam over the oven :) :) :)

Oh and also there was another large bowl of peaches in the other fridge that I did not see until later, so I did not in fact fit ALL the peaches into the stock pots

On a brighter note, the whole house smells like a Victorian Christmas dinner

Hello again friends, it is currently REAL JAMMING TIME and I have been in stirring hell for seven hours

Went through two whole containers of pectin and a bunch of cornstarch already and things are looking just PEACHY

So, uh, the first stock pot alone yielded 272 ounces, so I … may have accidentally made about 68 8oz jars of jam …… and I only had 36 jars …

Guess I’m going back to the store tomorrow … and going to have to join the local farmers market to sell them …

Anyway, TEN CONTINUOUS HOURS OF WORK LATER, here I am at around 3am sealing my first batch of jars … (entire other stock pot of jam lurks ominously in the background)

God, it’s like when you overestimate how much pasta you’re gonna end up with, only 300% worse

So I woke up today after sleeping like a log to fibd my dad had already gone back to the store (which is like 30 min away) and gotten me more jars because he saw that I needed them

As you can see one of those pachages is the wrong size jar (4oz) so we’ll see if I can fit all the jam into these suckers (plus the two 8oz ones I had leftover)

My dad also put all the jars of jam in the fridge, although since they were all properly sealed (aw yeah) was totally unnecessary lol

He said he accidentally dropped one on the way to the fridge but I checked and it amazingly A) didn’t break, and B) remained properly sealed, so hats off to Ball corp, and also me I guess

Update: WE BE JAMMIN’

Spices I used for this recipe:

-Cinnamon

-Nutmeg

-Ginger

-Allspice

-Vanilla Extract

The combination worked out very well!

Gotta can the rest of it after I eat tho :P

So, I FINALLY managed to can all the jam, except for like … 6 oz of it, so I made shortbread cookies to use that with ;)

Altogether I did end up with 72 jars of jam, 12 of which are the 4oz size though. What the fuck am I gonna do with all this jam, jesus christ

Anyway, thanks for coming to my jam-filled TED talk guys, take care

send me some jam op
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chibird:

Oops. This puffball dog is me. 🙈🌸

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gothiccharmschool:

divinemissmolly:

“Exhausted witch” is a mood though lol

Exhausted Witch is SUCH a mood.
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brooklny79:

Eastern Parkway Labor Day 2018🎉💃😎🖒
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rubyetc:

up to no good
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dankmemeuniversity:
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snatti:

camouflage https://www.instagram.com/snatti89
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richardmhp:

newpercepliquis:

newpercepliquis:

ok you know what tahani is more fucking valid than anyone because she never wanted anything that wasn’t 100% justified

her parents treated her like garbage and she only comes across as full of herself because literally not a single one of her achievements was ever fucking recognized by anyone around her, least of all the two people whos opinion she actually cared about, her parents

nothing she wanted ever was detrimental to any other person in any way

it wasn’t about making everyone around her think she was a saint, she just wanted to do something that would finally be seen as enough

it wasnt even about outdoing her sister it was just about being recognized for her accomplishments in her own right

so dont sit there with this she was doing good things with bad intentions stuff

she was doing good things for her own reasons, and it wasnt about the magnanimity of helping people, but that doesn’t make her motivations bad objectively

and like her final test to see whether she was a good person was to walk down that hallway lined with rooms where people were gossiping about her

and she passed by aaalll the doors of aaall the famous people and socialites that she talks about all the time and the one room she finally did stop at was her parents!

there’s nothing vain about desiring approval from your parents! she just wanted acknowledgment. from her parents. there’s no fucking realm of reality where you can frame that as vain! she wanted her parents not to treat her like complete fucking garbage for one goddamn second.

like having bad parents is a bad enough environment to grow up in but having them treat you so unjustly your whole life while watching that so completely opposite and juxtaposed with the way they treat your only other sibling. thats so horrible.

and tahani stopping to get some closure on that CANNOT be termed selfish. theres just no fuckin way

This is the point of the series. The “good/bad place” system is built on Kantian absolutism and a complete rejection of anything even remotely near moral dessert, but the fact that it qualifies *as* a very clear and obvious moral dessert completely invalidates the moral logic underlying the selection system. Which is *why* Chidi’s wide-ranging philosophical lessons lead the characters into contradictions within the framework. Even Michael can’t deal with the “good/bad” paradigm’s rules in the face of something as “simple” as the trolley problem.

Michael’s experiment exposed the fundamental flaw in the system.
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