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buzz aldrin looks like he’s about to tie trump to a rocket and launch him off into space

Do it, buzz

Now that’s a facial journey

Some of my favorites:

Its like hes going through the 5 stages of grief but he keeps flip flopping between bargaining and anger

2017 mood.

I think this one is my favourite

I normally don’t reblog things like this but honestly this is one of a kind and buzz is fantastic

God bless
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bitcoin is What
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bad greek myth concept: a siren but she only sings despacito

her name is alexa

this is so sad
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“One of my plays is getting produced!”
“What’s it about?”
“So there’s this guy, and he really loves this one girl— she’s the girl of his dreams. But she’s going off to college. So he applies to every nearby college, just so he can be close to her. But the only college that accepts him is a clown college. But here’s the thing— he’s terrified of clowns.”

this is the funniest fucking thing and I’ve been thinking about it all week
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Photography by wasabitool 🌱
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gayjihyo:

the red moon rising over istanbul.
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prokopetz:

You know, an R-rated Deadpool film is well and good, but I kind of want to see Wade show up in one of the regular X-Men films, too.

I want to see him hastily catch himself every time he’s about to say “fuck”, because he knows that the film - being rated PG-13 - is only allowed one F-bomb, and he wants to make it count.

I want to see him throw the ugliest tantrum when, after he spends the whole movie saving up that one allotted “fuck” for the perfect moment, somebody else uses it up before he has a chance.

And that someone is Wolverine.

I so love that this is completely possible in upcoming films

Wade: Everyone knowns PG-13 mean you only get one f-bomb. Gotta use it wisely.

Wolverine: What the fuck are you talking about?
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Very cool looking Field of Wheat next to Lavender 

Southern Gothic vs. English Gothic
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fantastic-nonsense:

okay but the screenwriter for Thor: Ragnarok is obviously intimately aware of what it’s like to have siblings because like…the snake scene? Bickering at every opportunity? Throwing things at each other for no real reason? “You know this guy?” “I have no idea who this person is”? Smirking when your sibling does something cool because ‘nothing but respect for MY sibling’ and then turning around and punching each other in the face right afterward? Stabbing each other for fun and then going ‘oh come on you big baby, that didn’t even hurt’? The fucking ‘Get Help’ scene? Like bruh…that is some Truth in Hollywood right there

In honor of this post reaching 10K notes, I have more examples of Siblinghood Done Right in Ragnarok:

*parent leaves the area* “THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!”

“You’re just…the worst.”

*internally* bitch I am the only one that gets to kill my sibling back off!

That little conciliatory pat on the back Loki gives to Thor after Thor says “Jane and I dumped each other”

“I swear I left it right here”

*casually talking to each other about something mundane with the underlying threat of violence everpresent in both of your voices*

casual jibes and banter about the way each other dresses (“Why would I do that? I’m not a witch.” “Then why do you dress like one?”)

“YES! THAT’S WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE!”

but also the concealed worry about your sibling getting actually hurt, even though you know they’ll probably be fine

Loki’s extremely obvious eyerolling when those girls approach Thor in public and ask for a selfie

*sibling walks in while you’re trying to cause trouble and enjoy yourself* “oh shit”

this bit
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leesh:

she really wasn’t kidding about johns underwear

the saga continues
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life of an artist

If there’s not a Tumblr dedicated to relatable quotes from professional artists, there should be 
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Ain’t lying
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sasaq:

11:50 AM - 10 Sep 2015 (via Twitter / ふ み な @Fuuut_09)

The Lord of the Puddle has Awoken.

Category 0.25 kaiju.
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A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.

The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.

Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.

The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.

“One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by,” says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. “She thought it was an actual homeless person.”

That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Since you have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, you have done it unto me.

“Why are you in Hell?”
“I called the cops on Jesus.”
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god nerfing cookie dough
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vampireapologist:

do u ever get a message or a comment that like isn’t OVERTLY sexual but it’s in the subtext and even though it seems completely innocent your kink alarm bell rings something like

“you’re so cute! would love to see a photo of you in some red sneakers!”

like…..that’s too specific to be innocuous…………. .

god i love this
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