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Jul. 2nd, 2018
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lespenseesdepandee:
THE LATE SHOW w/ STEPHEN COLBERT - 2018.06.28
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lespenseesdepandee:
THE LATE SHOW w/ STEPHEN COLBERT - 2018.06.28
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tygermama:
scarletjedi:
shelb-o-baggins:
toomanylokifeels:
I’m so tired. I just wanna curl up in Thor’s big muscular arms and use his bara titties as firm pillows for my aching back and neck. He could summon some rain for ambiance as I slept, too. Gosh Thor would be so good for nap time. I don’t even care about how staticy my hair would get, and if he had to adventure??? Just put me in one of those toddler slings strapped to his chest, I’ll drool all over it. He’d let me do that too. He’s just so good. 10/10 quality naps.
which one of the guardians of the galaxy wrote this
Drax
they all want this, Drax is just the only one brave enough to write it down
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tygermama:
scarletjedi:
shelb-o-baggins:
toomanylokifeels:
I’m so tired. I just wanna curl up in Thor’s big muscular arms and use his bara titties as firm pillows for my aching back and neck. He could summon some rain for ambiance as I slept, too. Gosh Thor would be so good for nap time. I don’t even care about how staticy my hair would get, and if he had to adventure??? Just put me in one of those toddler slings strapped to his chest, I’ll drool all over it. He’d let me do that too. He’s just so good. 10/10 quality naps.
which one of the guardians of the galaxy wrote this
Drax
they all want this, Drax is just the only one brave enough to write it down
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unicornkin:
unicornkin:
unicornkin:
I’m gonna be completely honest, I actually had no idea Alexa was supposed to be a robot and I just assumed the joke was that someone had an assistant who followed them around and played the songs they wanted on command
She just had a phone and speakers and would just play Despacito bass boosted in an McDonald’s parking lot because you asked
Me, trips over a rock: Alexa this is so sad play—
Alexa my determined assistant: *holds up a speaker and blasts “Mr. Brightside” by The Killers at max volume*
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unicornkin:
unicornkin:
unicornkin:
I’m gonna be completely honest, I actually had no idea Alexa was supposed to be a robot and I just assumed the joke was that someone had an assistant who followed them around and played the songs they wanted on command
She just had a phone and speakers and would just play Despacito bass boosted in an McDonald’s parking lot because you asked
Me, trips over a rock: Alexa this is so sad play—
Alexa my determined assistant: *holds up a speaker and blasts “Mr. Brightside” by The Killers at max volume*
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swarnpert:
you: its a shot glass
me: just a small cup in case you need a little sip of water
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swarnpert:
you: its a shot glass
me: just a small cup in case you need a little sip of water
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mostlycatsmostly:
Sugar and Spice
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mostlycatsmostly:
Sugar and Spice
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cryoverkiltmilk:
i-am-snowils-admiral:
Two little boys take the “bargaining” stage of grief a little too literally.
The term “bodybuilding” is grossly misunderstood.
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cryoverkiltmilk:
i-am-snowils-admiral:
Two little boys take the “bargaining” stage of grief a little too literally.
The term “bodybuilding” is grossly misunderstood.
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egg-in-the-basket:
me: I should shower! it will energize me
me, after showering: so…sof and cleen .. .. must na p
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egg-in-the-basket:
me: I should shower! it will energize me
me, after showering: so…sof and cleen .. .. must na p
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