atomic-darth: gryffon: gryffon: was driving with my girlfriend and spotted a vulture with a broken..

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gryffon:

gryffon:

was driving with my girlfriend and spotted a vulture with a broken wing standing on the side of the road. there was an animal hospital nearby with a wildlife unit so we pulled over and picked it up and drove it to tufts. i think its got a good chance at survival and it feels good to have been able to make the call and help an injured wild animal out

the funniest part of this was showing up at the Tufts emergency room with all these average folks with their dogs sitting politely on leashes in the waiting room and us being two very sweaty, disheveled haggy dykes who are bursting in and nearly running up to the desk holding a vulture in nothing but our bare hands and the look of extreme shock and horror on everybody’s face

Gay culture is bursting into an animal clinic looking to get medical treatment for a carrion bird
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Letters from Kids to God

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sophisticantsophia:

jaiwrestledabearonce:

Snaps to God for the stapler.

Bruh I can’t

Children are so precious lol 😌😌
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elauii: elauii: would you guys like to see the most

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elauii:

elauii:

would you guys like to see the most unique rare and blessed picture i’ve ever taken?

his day now
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This is THE worst weekend to be moving

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This is THE worst weekend to be moving
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dwergaz: dwergaz: dwergaz: everyone wonders why trees are so big, but I know. OK, I can tell you,...

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dwergaz:

dwergaz:

dwergaz:

everyone wonders why trees are so big, but I know.

OK, I can tell you, but the world will never be the same

their bigness comes chiefly from their height and their girth, which are both enormous. if you look at small things you will tend to find that they are very low in height, width, etc. (you get the picture). trees, however, have a very tall height and wide girth, which makes them extremely large
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oylmpians: setheverman: what’s the mood for

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oylmpians:

setheverman:

what’s the mood for july?
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transyasha: transyasha: transyasha: transyasha: transyasha: transyasha: transyasha: transyas...

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transyasha:

transyasha:

transyasha:

transyasha:

transyasha:

transyasha:

transyasha:

transyasha:

some stupid ideas for dnd characters while i fight depression and boredom:

half elf, half tabaxi, full asshole

demon pretending to be a tiefling

doppelganger who took over someone’s life but had no idea they were an adventurer or into shady shit and is having a lot of trouble with trying to keep his identity up

some more:

monk that is DEFINITELY not saitama from opm but beefier

orc bard with low charisma and gets very nervous around cute people

someone who doesn’t have a tragic backstory. their parents are alive and well, they write to them all the time about their adventures, and their parents support their adventuring and send them things they might need

low intelligence wizard

low intelligence female barbarian whos just here for a good time

a cleric or warlock who’s married to their patron and very in love

warlock whose patron is their parent and they’re basically studying abroad on the human plane

a ranger whose companion is actually the ranger, but their bodies got switched

If you wanna use one of these lmk and send me updates on them

A human who’s from a family of tieflings. Someone in the family made a deal with a demon and the magic got weirded out so much it turned them human.

a druid who is just poison ivy, or dresses just like her

Dragonborn who look like crocodiles and speak with a southern accent

Shardmind or warforged who speaks like GLaDOS

Gunslinger dragonborn, but instead of using a gun, they shoot bullets from their mouth in a breath attack

A bard who uses an omatone

A timid human who looks like ur run of the mill wizard or librarian, but turns out to be a barbarian. All their rage comes from thinking about people who’ve bullied him or thinking about library late fees

#THESE ARE ALL VERY GOOD….. #CROCODILE DRAGONBORN ALTERNATIVE: A CROC DRAGONBORN WHO’S JUST STEVE IRWIN

you’re so fucking valid
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meisterful: drochfaol: ryancrobert: sexybritishllama: no

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meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more
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