gravityeyelids | May. 25th, 2018

May. 25th, 2018

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coolcatgroup:

itjustgotdarkinhere:

coolcatgroup:

Here’s my cat patiently waiting for me to throw her toy after she brought it to me

Now here is her reaction when I ask her if “she’s ready” before I throw it. She knows what it means.

She’s ready guys

THROW IT ALREADY

NYOOM
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Sephora Is Launching In-Store Beauty Classes for Trans People:

equalityspeaks:

In 2016 Sephora launched complimentary in-store classes for those experiencing major life transitions, Classes for Confidence.

Up to this point, those classes have focused on workforce re-entry and beauty in the face of cancer, with participation from community organizations around the country.

In June 2018, Sephora will launch a series of in-store programming around the country for the trans and nonbinary community, hosted and developed by transgender Sephora cast members.

On Tuesday, May 22, the first preview class will be held in New York City.“This is the third curriculum we’ve rolled out, and we couldn’t be more excited. It’s been two years in the making. It’s one of the initial programs we wanted to design, but we wanted to make sure we did it right,” says Corrie Conrad, Head of Social Impact and Sustainability at Sephora.

These classes and Sephora’s entrepreneurial bootcamp fall under her purview. “We held focus groups and worked with our employees experiencing their own gender journeys to help determine class content, sensitivity training procedures, and to help figure out which stores would make the most sense. The trans and nonbinary community is a beloved part of our community and we want to be allies. That’s the point of all our programming: Whether you’re entering the workforce or questioning your gender, that’s a major life transition. We want to be there for you.”

Read more here [article by them]

Fantastic news!!! 👏👏👏
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soloontherocks:

sjw-bot:

right: bring back the racism

left: can sonic be trans?

centrist: sit on me

the tumblr bots are passing the turing test now
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camwyn:

nonasuch:

shiraglassman:

katehawkingbirdbishop:

shiraglassman:

grandenchanterfiona:

I feel like the reason there aren’t any ‘Jewish hero fights the Fair Folk’ stories is because we’d easily get out of that situation.

Like, put Hershel of Ostropol in any situation involving the Fair Folk and bro would talk his way out.

This is why I’m not really scared of paranormal beasties. But yes, I’d enjoy reading this happen.

Names have power? Give them your secular name and not your Hebrew one.

If you eat their food you’re trapped? It’s not kosher anyways.

They speak in riddles? What, and you didn’t grow up answering a question with a question?

Confuse the Fair Folk with impossible halachic questions: if a man falls off a roof and onto a woman and as a result she becomes pregnant, is he obligated to marry her and is the child a mamzer? If meat is grown in a laboratory from a mix of various animal cells is it kosher, and is it even meat, and what bracha would you even say on it? Is a unicorn permitted to cleanse a poisoned stream on Shabbat using the innate purifying powers of its horn or does it count as work? Can it be justified as pikuach nefesh? Can necromancy be justified as pikuach nefesh, if one approaches necromancy with the understanding that it is just delayed medical assistance?

And if all else fails, you can always get out a fleischig pan, kick ass and take names, and don’t forget to say the blessing for fucking someone’s day up:

BARUCH ATA ADO-NOT TODAY ASSHOLE

That ending line just killed me so hard omg 😂😂😂😂

@white-throated-packrat, relevant to your interests re: rules-lawyering the Fair Folk?

BARUCH ATA ADO-NOT TODAY ASSHOLE
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

endangered-justice-seeker:

the only criticism of millennials l accept

Constructive Criticism
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powerful-genderwitch-nea:

severalowls:

zonecassette:

eggcup:

that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true

holy shit

I can’t even imagine what meaningless filler went into panels 2-3.

oh my god these are actually funny
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panis-angelicus-exercitus:
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showerthoughtsofficial:

There is no reason to fear ghosts, ever. Either they can hurt you or they can’t. If they can’t, then the best they can do is the occasional scare. And if they can hurt/kill you, then you’re a ghost too now and it’s fucking on.
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daffyhat:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

1) why’d you eat an unpeeled orange

2) why’d you entrust your entire country’s military to some random amnesiac in evil cultist robes but more importantly that orange thing
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oniongentleman:

jemeryl:

outfightingtigers:

@mayorclaypuppington @batterswing

MAJESTIC MAJESTIC MAJESTIC
*blip blorp blip blorp bloop borp*

those sound effects are everything
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pervertsofcolor:

psy-faerie:

psy-faerie:

Reminder that sex workers don’t get any kind of minimum pay.

What we sell is what we get. Period. Our sites take a cut of that PLUS we PAY a percentage of taxes from our cut.

Compliments don’t pay our bills but even small $ tips are appreciated 🖤

Just a reminder 🖤 When you buy a video from a clipsite, that model gets only 50-75% of the price you paid PLUS they have to PAY approximately 15% of what’s left for taxes.

Reminder that porn isn’t free to make.
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joncarling:

Traveling Witch
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sleepyamericanteen:

I could have a cuter room if I wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor
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sweet-fluffy-dom:

foxmeetsevil:

Very nice 🍑

YALL BOYS BUTTS NEED TO BE APPRECIATED MORE THEY ARE HECKIN SWEEEEEEEET
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