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May. 23rd, 2018
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spassundspiele:
Makoto – Persona fan art by Maika Sozo
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spassundspiele:
Makoto – Persona fan art by Maika Sozo
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thestraggletag:
awed-frog:
Hey, do you know that feeling of hitching up a long skirt so you don’t fall on your face when walking upstairs, and then you immediately become a wretched yet resolute Jane Austen character? It’s a universal thing, right?
It’s like resting a laundry basket against your hip and suddenly you’re a long-suffering peasant woman, wondering if you’ll survive the winter.
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thestraggletag:
awed-frog:
Hey, do you know that feeling of hitching up a long skirt so you don’t fall on your face when walking upstairs, and then you immediately become a wretched yet resolute Jane Austen character? It’s a universal thing, right?
It’s like resting a laundry basket against your hip and suddenly you’re a long-suffering peasant woman, wondering if you’ll survive the winter.
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izzytheheartbrekker:
cooliogirl101:
epikalstorms:
hufflepuffkat:
the-modern-typewriter:
“Shh, it’s alright,” the villain said. “You’re doing beautifully and I’m so proud of you. But that’s enough now. It was cruel of them to make you fight me - you could never have won. It’s not your fault.”
The ancient and powerful villain may have had a calm and gentle face as he spoke, but he was furious, not at the hero, but the gods for continually sending kids and teenagers to fight their battles.
whoa I want me the supporting villain angry about kids being forced to fight them bc the Adults refuse to gear up themselves yesss
Please??
@immzies-adventures-through-books
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izzytheheartbrekker:
cooliogirl101:
epikalstorms:
hufflepuffkat:
the-modern-typewriter:
“Shh, it’s alright,” the villain said. “You’re doing beautifully and I’m so proud of you. But that’s enough now. It was cruel of them to make you fight me - you could never have won. It’s not your fault.”
The ancient and powerful villain may have had a calm and gentle face as he spoke, but he was furious, not at the hero, but the gods for continually sending kids and teenagers to fight their battles.
whoa I want me the supporting villain angry about kids being forced to fight them bc the Adults refuse to gear up themselves yesss
Please??
@immzies-adventures-through-books
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vampireapologist:
if anyone outside of tumblr ever asks me what it’s like to have a semi-popular blog I’m going to tell them about the time I made a post that SIMPLY AND CLEARLY ONLY said I like how hotels smell like pools and that I feel peaceful walking through their hallways and it literally branched into three very confusing discussions that are STILL going to this day, years later, which are:
pool employees Very Aggressively informing me that being able to smell a pool means chlorine levels are too high and I shouldn’t like that
hotel employees Very Aggressively telling me hotels aren’t peaceful for THEM and I should be more considerate of them when I say I find hotels peaceful
people??? angrily explaining to me that any time I’m in a hotel there is probably a victim of human trafficking in one of the rooms so I shouldn’t romanticize hotels.
and that about sums up any experience I’ve had with a post that gets too many notes tbh it’s probably best if everyone would stop reblogging my posts forever
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vampireapologist:
if anyone outside of tumblr ever asks me what it’s like to have a semi-popular blog I’m going to tell them about the time I made a post that SIMPLY AND CLEARLY ONLY said I like how hotels smell like pools and that I feel peaceful walking through their hallways and it literally branched into three very confusing discussions that are STILL going to this day, years later, which are:
pool employees Very Aggressively informing me that being able to smell a pool means chlorine levels are too high and I shouldn’t like that
hotel employees Very Aggressively telling me hotels aren’t peaceful for THEM and I should be more considerate of them when I say I find hotels peaceful
people??? angrily explaining to me that any time I’m in a hotel there is probably a victim of human trafficking in one of the rooms so I shouldn’t romanticize hotels.
and that about sums up any experience I’ve had with a post that gets too many notes tbh it’s probably best if everyone would stop reblogging my posts forever
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queergraffiti: “femmes run
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queergraffiti:
“femmes run shit!”
Olympia, Washington, USA
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queergraffiti:
“femmes run shit!”
Olympia, Washington, USA
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queergraffiti:
jsmnmczn:
Paris - March 2018
“I’m gay bitch”
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queergraffiti:
jsmnmczn:
Paris - March 2018
“I’m gay bitch”
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queergraffiti: “Gays rule the world! / I
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queergraffiti:
“Gays rule the world! / I agree :3 and lesbians too!”
found in Uzhgorod, Ukraine
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queergraffiti:
“Gays rule the world! / I agree :3 and lesbians too!”
found in Uzhgorod, Ukraine
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eisbecherovka: “I love women -Marija”
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eisbecherovka:
“I love women
-Marija”
Ljubljana, January 2018
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eisbecherovka:
“I love women
-Marija”
Ljubljana, January 2018
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davidalleynes:
power move: exclusively referring to sports played by women as “sports” and all the men’s sports exclusively as “men’s sports”
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davidalleynes:
power move: exclusively referring to sports played by women as “sports” and all the men’s sports exclusively as “men’s sports”
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theultravioletcatastrophe:
everygothgirlisgay:
bottommemes:
yall will talk for hours about pizza toppings but when it comes to pizza bottomings yall are silent..👀
you mean crust?? you want fucking crust??
so deep dish pan pizza is a power bottom, then
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theultravioletcatastrophe:
everygothgirlisgay:
bottommemes:
yall will talk for hours about pizza toppings but when it comes to pizza bottomings yall are silent..👀
you mean crust?? you want fucking crust??
so deep dish pan pizza is a power bottom, then
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theultravioletcatastrophe:
afreaux:
When mutuals of mutuals go across my blog and reblog stuff but dont follow i be like….ok…you walk into my house..touch my decor…and leave?
Hey, my blog has an open door policy, whoever wants to wander in, grab a handful of chips, snicker at something funny, and then leave, can absolutely do so.
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theultravioletcatastrophe:
afreaux:
When mutuals of mutuals go across my blog and reblog stuff but dont follow i be like….ok…you walk into my house..touch my decor…and leave?
Hey, my blog has an open door policy, whoever wants to wander in, grab a handful of chips, snicker at something funny, and then leave, can absolutely do so.
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slothssassin:
Fun™ things to do on Tumblr:
Let’s make this a nice place for all of us.
Send messages to people. They could become new friends!
Someone reblogged an ask game? Go on, ask them something, you know they’ll be happy.
Share your OCs! It’s nice to see how other people create their characters.
See something about an OC on your dash? Comment on it, reblog it, show your interest. People are happy if others want to know more about their characters.
See something you like? Tell the creator! Send an ask, a message, comment, anything.
Do art trades! Or art for fic trades!
If you like a post, reblog it. It won’t hurt you. Likes are nice, but reblogs are better.
You like someone and what they’re doing? Why not send them a random ask and tell them? You’ll make their day!
Tag people! Tag games are fun and make you feel integrated in a fandom.
Respect others
Feel free to add stuff to the list.
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slothssassin:
Fun™ things to do on Tumblr:
Let’s make this a nice place for all of us.
Send messages to people. They could become new friends!
Someone reblogged an ask game? Go on, ask them something, you know they’ll be happy.
Share your OCs! It’s nice to see how other people create their characters.
See something about an OC on your dash? Comment on it, reblog it, show your interest. People are happy if others want to know more about their characters.
See something you like? Tell the creator! Send an ask, a message, comment, anything.
Do art trades! Or art for fic trades!
If you like a post, reblog it. It won’t hurt you. Likes are nice, but reblogs are better.
You like someone and what they’re doing? Why not send them a random ask and tell them? You’ll make their day!
Tag people! Tag games are fun and make you feel integrated in a fandom.
Respect others
Feel free to add stuff to the list.
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theultravioletcatastrophe:
Professor Oak you dumbass that is the worst advice I’ve ever heard
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theultravioletcatastrophe:
Professor Oak you dumbass that is the worst advice I’ve ever heard
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bonecraft:
bisexualcyborg:
things i am going to teach my children later: the “pick one favourite” syndrome embedded in our culture is stupid and useless
it starts at fucking pre-school, in those little get-to-know-me books, and it never ends. favourite colour? mother tongue? favourite character? best friend? favourite sport? song? movie? book? series? band? toy? no you can only pick one
and i am deeply convinced that this is intrinsically linked to one of the things that annoys me the most, which is that in our society, it’s considered a sign of maturity to prioritise one thing, and often specifically one person, above everything else. i mean, priorities are definitely important, but you are also absolutely allowed to equally enjoy/love/feel connected to different things without constructing some kind of hierarchy where one of them always wins out
“you can only like one gender, you can only be one (of the two “biological” - ha) genders, you can only have one partner, you must have one best friend, you must have one favourite activity (preferably your job, bc that makes you a functional member of society) because clearly if you love multiple things, you must love them less than if you spent all that love on one thing”
this rhetoric creates so much guilt and jealousy - as if love is a finite concept.
(incidentally it is also possible to genuinely love something without it being one of the things you love the most, and that doesn’t make that love any less valid, but that’s another discussion)
#love openly and limitlessly
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bonecraft:
bisexualcyborg:
things i am going to teach my children later: the “pick one favourite” syndrome embedded in our culture is stupid and useless
it starts at fucking pre-school, in those little get-to-know-me books, and it never ends. favourite colour? mother tongue? favourite character? best friend? favourite sport? song? movie? book? series? band? toy? no you can only pick one
and i am deeply convinced that this is intrinsically linked to one of the things that annoys me the most, which is that in our society, it’s considered a sign of maturity to prioritise one thing, and often specifically one person, above everything else. i mean, priorities are definitely important, but you are also absolutely allowed to equally enjoy/love/feel connected to different things without constructing some kind of hierarchy where one of them always wins out
“you can only like one gender, you can only be one (of the two “biological” - ha) genders, you can only have one partner, you must have one best friend, you must have one favourite activity (preferably your job, bc that makes you a functional member of society) because clearly if you love multiple things, you must love them less than if you spent all that love on one thing”
this rhetoric creates so much guilt and jealousy - as if love is a finite concept.
(incidentally it is also possible to genuinely love something without it being one of the things you love the most, and that doesn’t make that love any less valid, but that’s another discussion)
#love openly and limitlessly
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a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:
whoamiamneko:
a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:
whoamiamneko:
a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:
I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”
Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.
If anyone ever does this to me I’ll call them out on being a con artist.
Joke’s on you, buddy. That’ll only have consequences the first, what, couple dozen times? I can take a punch.
But then eventually, I’ll have money for the bike, and whenever I get called out, I’ll just speed off, and, sure, maybe I crash and die in a gutter and the police can’t figure out why I have hundreds of fake phone numbers stuffed in my jacket and it launches a huge investigation that becomes sort of a local legend, but you know whose problem that is? Not fucking mine.
Because I’m a slutty motorcycle ghost, and who’s gonna’ stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops can’t become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. It’s basic math.
Moral of the story, don’t be a con artist or you will die in a horrible accident and become a lonely ghost.
First of all, don’t you ever accuse me of having morals, narrative or otherwise, ever again.
And second, where did I say I’d be lonely? I’d be a ghost on a motorcycle. That’s the sexiest thing that there is. You look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn’t bone Ghostrider. Look me in the goddamn eyes.
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a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:
whoamiamneko:
a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:
whoamiamneko:
a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:
I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”
Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.
If anyone ever does this to me I’ll call them out on being a con artist.
Joke’s on you, buddy. That’ll only have consequences the first, what, couple dozen times? I can take a punch.
But then eventually, I’ll have money for the bike, and whenever I get called out, I’ll just speed off, and, sure, maybe I crash and die in a gutter and the police can’t figure out why I have hundreds of fake phone numbers stuffed in my jacket and it launches a huge investigation that becomes sort of a local legend, but you know whose problem that is? Not fucking mine.
Because I’m a slutty motorcycle ghost, and who’s gonna’ stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops can’t become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. It’s basic math.
Moral of the story, don’t be a con artist or you will die in a horrible accident and become a lonely ghost.
First of all, don’t you ever accuse me of having morals, narrative or otherwise, ever again.
And second, where did I say I’d be lonely? I’d be a ghost on a motorcycle. That’s the sexiest thing that there is. You look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn’t bone Ghostrider. Look me in the goddamn eyes.
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bruinhilda:
As a library worker, there’s something I want to say to you.
You do not have to apologize for the books you choose to read.
At all. To anyone. You owe nobody any explanations; you need no excuse or “good reason” to be reading the book.
You do not have to be ashamed for wanting to read “bad” books. You wanna read Twilight? We got Twilight. Need a banal, cookie-cutter-plot mystery or thriller? Those are always fun. Our regulars check them out by the towering stack. Ask Betty for recommendations; she’s read them all. 50 Shades of Oh Fucking No? We’ve got it, we even got it in large print. Have fun. Check out the rest of our porn too. Oh, and the sex manuals are a MUST if you want to “experiment” yourself. Don’t be afraid to ask; they’re here for a reason.
Want to read a book written by a huge asshole everyone hates and agree was a monster? Yeah, we have those. No, we don’t think you’re an asshole for wanting to know what was actually written in there, or judging things for yourself.
You are not too old for Diary of a Wimpy Kid, The Babysitter’s Club, or Captain Underpants. You are not too young for Sherlock Holmes. There’s nothing wrong with a boy reading The Princess Academy or Sweet Valley High. There’s nothing wrong with a girl being into The Hardy Boys or Artemis Fowl instead.
You do not have to pull the shame face and offer me an excuse when you check out your books. I don’t care if I got so angry at that book I threw it against a wall when I read it: you have the right to read it, and enjoy it if it’s enjoyable for you. THAT’S WHY THE LIBRARY HAS IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. If we only stocked pure, unproblematic literature everyone approved of, by authors of unquestionable virtue, we wouldn’t have any books at all. Or music. Or movies. It would be utterly fucking boring. And it certainly wouldn’t be a library.
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bruinhilda:
As a library worker, there’s something I want to say to you.
You do not have to apologize for the books you choose to read.
At all. To anyone. You owe nobody any explanations; you need no excuse or “good reason” to be reading the book.
You do not have to be ashamed for wanting to read “bad” books. You wanna read Twilight? We got Twilight. Need a banal, cookie-cutter-plot mystery or thriller? Those are always fun. Our regulars check them out by the towering stack. Ask Betty for recommendations; she’s read them all. 50 Shades of Oh Fucking No? We’ve got it, we even got it in large print. Have fun. Check out the rest of our porn too. Oh, and the sex manuals are a MUST if you want to “experiment” yourself. Don’t be afraid to ask; they’re here for a reason.
Want to read a book written by a huge asshole everyone hates and agree was a monster? Yeah, we have those. No, we don’t think you’re an asshole for wanting to know what was actually written in there, or judging things for yourself.
You are not too old for Diary of a Wimpy Kid, The Babysitter’s Club, or Captain Underpants. You are not too young for Sherlock Holmes. There’s nothing wrong with a boy reading The Princess Academy or Sweet Valley High. There’s nothing wrong with a girl being into The Hardy Boys or Artemis Fowl instead.
You do not have to pull the shame face and offer me an excuse when you check out your books. I don’t care if I got so angry at that book I threw it against a wall when I read it: you have the right to read it, and enjoy it if it’s enjoyable for you. THAT’S WHY THE LIBRARY HAS IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. If we only stocked pure, unproblematic literature everyone approved of, by authors of unquestionable virtue, we wouldn’t have any books at all. Or music. Or movies. It would be utterly fucking boring. And it certainly wouldn’t be a library.
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Thy Name is Woman - Ruth Negga to star as Hamlet at Gate Theatre:
shakespearenews:
Oscar-nominated actress Ruth Negga is to take on the role of Hamlet in the Gate Theatre’s upcoming production of Shakespeare’s great tragedy.
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Thy Name is Woman - Ruth Negga to star as Hamlet at Gate Theatre:
shakespearenews:
Oscar-nominated actress Ruth Negga is to take on the role of Hamlet in the Gate Theatre’s upcoming production of Shakespeare’s great tragedy.
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candlerave:
candlelit baths are so good bc they involve all the earths elements:
fire
water
bare ass
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candlerave:
candlelit baths are so good bc they involve all the earths elements:
fire
water
bare ass
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a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:
Really Great Fake Reality Show Idea: Paranormal Marriage Court.
A husband divorcing his literal witch of a wife because he found out she used a love spell, which violates not only the sanctity of marriage but also free will.
A women dies in a car crash on the way to her honeymoon, and comes back as a ghost. The state says her and her wife’s marriage is no longer valid because it’s “til death do us part”, and they have to fight for inter-planal marriage rights. Ugh. THIS AGAIN.
Maybe this one is, like, just regular divorce but also they’re werewolves or something?
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a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:
Really Great Fake Reality Show Idea: Paranormal Marriage Court.
A husband divorcing his literal witch of a wife because he found out she used a love spell, which violates not only the sanctity of marriage but also free will.
A women dies in a car crash on the way to her honeymoon, and comes back as a ghost. The state says her and her wife’s marriage is no longer valid because it’s “til death do us part”, and they have to fight for inter-planal marriage rights. Ugh. THIS AGAIN.
Maybe this one is, like, just regular divorce but also they’re werewolves or something?
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