gnotknormal: theconcealedweapon: An action being

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theconcealedweapon:

An action being “punishable by a fine” basically means “legal for rich people”.

Oh wow. That’s…
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occoris: hello my friends, i just wanted u all to know that the...

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occoris:

hello my friends, i just wanted u all to know that the way Discord has stylized their logo text makes the letter “D” look like the letter “פ” in hebrew, which is called “pe” and is pronounced sort of like “p”

in conclusion: pisscorp

thank you for coming to my ted talk
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cute-blue: my actual fetish is ruining people’s

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cute-blue:

my actual fetish is ruining people’s expectations about cat boys.

these are samples from my new comic, Bubblegum Lovers: Pet Play.

You can also read the original Bubblegum Lovers for free.
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xla-hainex: zero fucks given >a bit larger size

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xla-hainex:

zero fucks given

>a bit larger size
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writterings: the minotaur: heyyy uh minos can we change the sacrifice routine a bit king minos:...

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writterings:

the minotaur: heyyy uh minos can we change the sacrifice routine a bit

king minos: what do you mean? are 14 teenagers from athens not enough to satisfy your hunger? have they somehow become unappealing to you?

minotaur: [has a flashback to an athenian youth moaning “oh yes vore me harder yiff daddy” as they’re being eaten]

minotaur: yeah something like that
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cephalotodd: cephalotodd: villain origin stories are so fucking funny. like oh i accidentally got...

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cephalotodd:

cephalotodd:

villain origin stories are so fucking funny. like oh i accidentally got lizard genes in my me guess i should get a sick hoverboard and fly around throwing bombs at people and screeching. my name is green goblin now. it’s the next logical step

thats a good point actually we’re all just a genetics lab accident away from cackling in the rooftops like nature intended
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autiegotmoves: Fundamentalist fearmongering video: This

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autiegotmoves:

Fundamentalist fearmongering video: This dungeon “master” is given complete control and “players” must do whatever dark things are demanded of them.

Real DM: Please, just cross the river. You’ve all tried to seduce the catfish and it didn’t work. I’m begging you.
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